There are only two things I can’t do in my life: 1. I can’t do this; 2. I can’t do that.

As soon as I take action, all the magic horses are in vain.

If I don’t hit you, you won’t know that I am both civil and military

No matter how many years I am willing to wait

Maybe I am a person who doesn’t like to talk. people.

Let go of unrealistic expectations and fruitless attachments.

I will never be sad again because I have forgotten how to be sad.

If you have money, you will have no worries and you will have everything. Maybe, at least there will be no such reality.

There is always a need for some warmth, even a little self-righteous commemoration.

Let me tell you, I will go back to you before I leave. It's not you I'm talking about. Please don't be so sentimental, okay?

I'm not stupid, just a little stupid; I'm not lazy, I just don't like to move; that's all

People can't bring money into the coffin, but money can bring people in Coffin

Between relatives, talking about money hurts feelings; between lovers, talking about feelings hurts money. So don’t talk about love, it will hurt money...

I am a very principled person. In the final analysis, my principles of life are only three words, it depends on my mood

I love you just Like a tractor going uphill, vigorously!

I never hold grudges, and I usually avenge them on the spot.

I once passed by a person countless times, and my clothes were scratched, but there were no sparks.

Who would pity me, a commoner, if it was God?

If you don’t love me, please leave in the way of a wheel

Let you know what a woman is like a tiger

Wherever you fall, you cry.

This young man looks like an actor with his face covered...

Bring half a bottle of beer... let's get drunk and then we'll stop

The end of the world It's almost here. Actually, I have something to hide from everyone. I am the legendary Ultraman!

Don’t worry about the coming of 20xx, because 20xx will be postponed for 20 years.

I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like siblings. Looking back, I have been running around naked for more than ten years.

I don’t have to tell you, unless you want to say it, but Everything you say is nonsense! The gods and horses are all floating clouds

No.1 The gods and horses are all floating clouds

Source: "The gods and horses are all floating clouds" is a homophone of "everything is floating clouds". What does it mean? None worth mentioning. The popularity of this sentence stems from the "Little Dragon" incident that went viral on the Internet during the National Day. "Little Dragon" shocked everyone with his extremely weird words and deeds. The magical thing about "Shenma" and "Fuyun" is that when these two words are combined together, they can form a universal sentence pattern that can be used everywhere and become the mantra of countless netizens.

Sentence: Work overtime, work overtime, don’t even say it, even if you say it, it’s just a cloud.

Comments: In front of Shenma and Fuyun, any words are pale.

No.2 Awesome

Source: During the 20xx World Cup, the word "Awesome" began to become a hot word on the Internet because it matched the atmosphere of the stadium. Where does the word "powerful" come from? It is said to be derived from the Chinese dubbed version of the Japanese comedy "Journey to the West - Journey's End". At the beginning of the scene, after the master and apprentice arrived in Tianzhu after going through many hardships, they found that the so-called Tianzhu only had a small flag with the word "Tianzhu" written on it. Wukong complained and said: "Is this Tianzhu? It's not powerful, teacher." The so-called "not powerful" means that it is far from the goal he expected. And "Geili" naturally means to be effective, energetic, and energetic. On November 10, the word appeared on the front page of the People's Daily, and was widely considered to be a sign of the "correction" of Internet language. Recently, the English word "gelivable", coined from the word "gelivable", has also become popular.

Sentence: Brother, you are so awesome.

Comments: With the powerful subtitle group, your translations are becoming more and more unconstrained!

No.3 My dad is Li Gang

Source: In a traffic accident that occurred in Baoding, Hebei Province on the evening of October 16, the second-generation official who caused the accident shouted: "You have the ability. Sue, my dad is Li Gang!"

This matter quickly became the focus of heated discussions among netizens and the media. "My dad is Li Gang" also quickly became an Internet buzzword, and even gave rise to the term "Li Gangba". A creature that is fictionally aggressive and ferocious in nature and is usually raised by officials.

Sentence creation: Not all milk can be called Deluxe, and not all fathers can be called Li Gang.

Comments: Is this a "dad" society?

No.4 Envy, jealousy and hatred

"Envy, jealousy and hatred", five words in one sentence, contains It is rich in content - hate comes from jealousy, jealousy comes from envy.