1.

You can eat winter melon, cucumber, watermelon, and pumpkin. What kind of melon can’t be eaten?

--Answer: Fool.

2.

There are 6 steamed buns in the basin, and each of the 6 children is assigned 1 steamed bun, but there is still 1 steamed bun left in the basin. Why?

--Answer: The last child took away the basin together.

3.

Can you turn ice into water as quickly as possible?

--Answer: Remove two dots from the word "ice" and it becomes "water".

4.

In winter, the baby is afraid of the cold and refuses to take off his hat when he gets indoors.

But when he saw someone, he took off his hat obediently. Who was that person?

--Answer: Barber.

5.

Lao Wang shaves forty or fifty times a day, but he still has a beard on his face.

What is the reason?

--Answer: Lao Wang is a barber.

6.

There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it.

What is this word?

--Answer: This is the "wrong" word.

7.

Who does Xiaohua look most like at home?

--Answer: myself.

8.

What are the uses of egg shells?

--Answer: Used to wrap egg whites and egg yolks.

9.

What’s something you don’t have to fight hard to hit?

--Answer: Yawn.

10.

You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; one person can do it, but two people cannot do it together.

What is this doing?

--Answer: Dreaming.

11.

What should everyone do seriously every day?

--Answer: Sleep.

12.

Who never dares to take a shower?

--Answer: Clay figurine.

13．

Xiao Ming never studied but became a model student. Why?

--Answer: Xiao Ming is a deaf-mute student.

14．

What kind of car can't move even an inch?

--Answer: Windmill.

15.

Which month has twenty-eight days?

--Answer: There are 28 days in every month.

16.

Do you know what's wrong with sleeping in class?

--Answer: It's not as comfortable as bed.

17.

Which wine can I not drink?

--Answer: iodine.

18.

What kind of eggs can’t be beaten, cooked, let alone eaten?

——Answer: I got a zero in the exam.

19．

The train from Beijing to Shanghai takes 6 hours. After 3 hours of travel, where should the train be?

--Answer: On the rails.

20.

When does the clock stop ticking?

--Answer: The clock never moves.

twenty one.

What book can not you buy in bookstore?

--Answer: Suicide note or secretary.

twenty two.

Which road is the narrowest?

--Answer: Enemies meet on a narrow road.

twenty three.

What is it that can not be eaten?

--Answer: "East-West" direction.

twenty four.

A man fell from a plane, why didn't he die?

--Answer: The plane is parked on the ground.

25.

What flower blooms all year round?

--Answer: Plastic flowers.

26．

Which English letters do most people like to hear?

--Answer: CD.

27.

Who never sees a doctor when they are sick?

--Answer: Blind.

28.

Xiao Ming knew the answers to the test papers, so why did he keep looking at his classmates' answers?

--Answer: Xiao Ming is a teacher.

29．

How to tell the age of a chicken?

--Answer: Use your teeth.

30．

Why doesn't the egg break when I hit it with a hammer?

--Answer: Of course the hammer won't break.

31.

Who is the boxing champion who is easily knocked out?

--Answer: Sleepyhead.

32.

What is it that heaven doesn’t know and earth doesn’t know, but you don’t know and I know?

--Answer: The sole is broken.

33.

A man is walking on the beach, but no footprints are found behind him. Why?

--Answer: He is walking backwards.

34.

A truck driver hit a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured but the motorcyclist was fine. Why?

--Answer: The truck driver was not driving at the time.

35.

What is the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning?

--Answer: Open your eyes.

36.

Can you write red letters with a blue pen?

--Answer: Why is it difficult to write the word "red"?

37.

When the car turns right, which tire does not rotate?

--Answer: Spare tire.

38.

What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius?

——Answer: Confucius’s disciples are on the left and Mencius’ disciples are on top.

39．

Why did Xiao Wang learn a text from the first to the third grade of junior high school?

－Answer: From the first to the third year of junior high school, one lesson is learned in two days, which is not bad!

40.

How many eggs can a person eat on an empty stomach?

--Answer: One.

Because after eating one, your stomach is no longer empty.

41.

What did Columbus do next after he stepped into the New World?

--Answer: Step on the other foot.

42. The caterpillar came home and said something to his father. The father fainted on the spot. What did the caterpillar say?

--Answer: The caterpillar said: "I want to buy shoes." 43.

The plane fell from the sky, why was no one injured?

--Answer: All dead.

44.

What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean?

--Answer: It's the word "flat".

45.

What is the smallest island in the world?

--Answer: Safety island on the road.

46.

If you put a chicken and a goose in the refrigerator at the same time, why does the chicken die but not the goose?

--Answer: Penguin.

47.

Four people were playing mahjong in a small room (no one else was watching). Then the police came and all four people ran away. But when the police arrived in the room, they arrested another person. Why?

——Answer: Four people were playing a man named "Mahjong" in the house, and the police caught him.

48.

Who is the King of Beasts?

--Answer: The director of the zoo.

49．

What can be used to solve all the mysteries?

--Answer: Answer.