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Ten minutes between classes. Scene: In the classroom, five tables, five students. Teacher: get out of class is over! Monitor: (Girl) Stand up! Five people: Goodbye, teacher! Teacher: Goodbye, classmates! (Go out) Monitor: You guys can play, don’t make trouble in class, I’ll go to the class teacher! Four people: yes sir! Monitor: (go out) Four people: (sit down) Lin Jie: (girl, one yawns) Oh my god, I’m so sleepy, go to sleep! (Falls down and goes to sleep) Dai Yu: (Girl, take out the test paper and start working) Gourmet: (Boy, fat man, take out a bag of snacks, drinks, etc.) What I love is Xishi delicacies, but Xishi delicacies cannot be combined. Yes, it’s enough to have delicious food! (Start eating) Nerd: Well, you robbed the supermarket and you have so much food? Foodie: Why am I grabbing a supermarket? It’s been almost a month and I haven’t spent 800 yuan yet! Nerd: You only eat every day, how can you still study? Gourmet: Okay, don't disturb me. I've finished eating and have to take a nap! Only when you sleep well can you study, and then you can take the college entrance exam in the future! Nerd: (pointing to two people) Are you still sleeping? Alas, my heart is really as high as the sky, people are lazier than pigs, pigs are ashamed of themselves, pigs are ashamed of themselves! Gourmet: Nerd, what are you talking about? If you're greedy, just say it and I'll give you a chicken claw to block your mouth! (Want to throw it away) Nerd: (Rejection) Yes, it’s better not to give it to me. I’m afraid of eating it and turning it into a pig’s brain. I'd better do the papers. Gourmet: Okay, ok, future mathematician, I, the future gourmet, won’t bother you. You do your papers, and I eat my paws - (starts eating) Monitor: (comes in with grade book in hand) Lazy guy, don’t Go to sleep, wake up and wet yourself! Nerd: Wow, monitor, have your grades come in? Let me see how I am? Monitor: Why are you so anxious, nerd? You are number one, I am really impressed by YOU! Nerd: It’s necessary! Gourmet: Monitor, what about me? Monitor: You are also first! Gourmet: No, isn't the nerd number one? Monitor: He is number one in the class, and you are number one in your year group. Gourmet: Is this true? The sun rises from the west? Monitor: Of course, countdown! Gourmet: Oh, ah, counting down? Lin Jie: What do you think? All you do is eat and sleep all day long. Pigs will feel sick when they see you. Being the last one is good! Gourmet: You! ——Okay, let’s count down. It’s not easy to be first. This is also the result of my hard work. Dai Yu: Let me look at the list! (Take it from the squad leader’s hand) (The four of them look at the list and point) Gourmet: (Pick up the phone) Hey, hey! Hello mommy! Mommy: (Hold a mobile phone in one hand and steamed buns with green onions in the other.)

Chewing a steamed bun in his mouth) Hey, did you take the exam? Gourmet: Ah, I passed the exam! Mommy: How did you do in the exam? Gourmet: Mommy, I did well in the exam! Four people: (making faces) Oh—— Gourmet: (making faces again) Go! What? Ah, math? That monitor, how good am I in math? (Covers the phone) Keep your voice down—— Monitor: 19 points—— Gourmet: 19—— Mommy: What, 19 points! Gourmet: Oh - 19 people took the exam, and I got 91 points! Ah, yes, I have made progress, I have made progress, and the teacher said that I have made great progress! (Take a bite of the chicken feet) Mommy: Hey, what a good boy, what a great baby! (Took a big bite of the steamed bun, rubbed the green onions on his pants twice, and took a bite) Four people: (Looking at the gourmet) Wow, how dare you make that up! Mommy: What about Chinese? Gourmet: Monitor, where is Chinese? Monitor: Chinese - (Look at the list) Chinese language score is 32! Gourmet: Mommy, Chinese language score is 92! Four people: (look at each other) Huh? ! Mommy: What about that, what about that, what about foreign languages! Gourmet: What a foreign language, that’s English! Mommy: Tell me about the English bird language. What’s the score? Gourmet: Monitor, how much English do I have? Monitor: English 12! Gourmet: (covering the phone) Oh, monitor, you are my dear aunt, can you not hit me? Mommy, English 112! Mommy: What? Why so few? Boss, aren't you 58? Foodie: Mommy, I’m 112! Mommy: I know, it’s too little. The next move must be more than sixty points! Gourmet: Well - okay, 60 is 60! Mommy, you are truly the best mommy in the world! Mommy: Son, don’t give your mother the ecstasy soup. Tell me quickly, what do you want to do? Gourmet: Mommy, you are really worrying me to death. You said you are so young and beautiful, why are you so forgetful when doing things? Mommy: What did I forget? Gourmet: Didn’t you say that if I improve my test score by one point this time, I will be rewarded two yuan? Have you really forgotten? Four people: Wow, you are so dark! Gourmet: Don’t interrupt. My mother is rich. If she doesn’t give me money, who will she give it to? Lin Jie: But your grades are fake! Gourmet: Don’t talk about me, you often sleep too! Lin Jie: But my grades are good! I am a student with learning difficulties, Gourmet: I am also a student with learning difficulties, each other! Dai Yu: It’s so noisy that people can’t even learn! Mommy: Son, how many points did your total *** improve? Gourmet: Adding one of the six subjects will increase your score by 250! Mommy, you should reward me with 500 yuan! Mommy: But son, mommy doesn’t have that much money? Mommy only has 70 yuan in her hand now, which she earned from working all day yesterday! Foodie: It’s too little, mommy. Other children’s pocket money is more than mine. I’m currently studying. The doctor said we should take more supplements to supplement our brains so that we can study well, but it’s too expensive. Mommy, a small box costs a thousand yuan, and we can’t afford it. I’ll just eat some snacks and buy some study materials. Mommy, in Class 2, Grade 9, I spend the least money! Dai Yu: Wow, I’m so touched. It’s all bullshit! Mommy: Okay, son, don’t say anything. Mommy will give you the money! (hangs up) My son has become successful, my son has made progress, and my son knows how to study! Isn’t it just money, but where can I make money here? Where to go? ——Hey, if you have it, wouldn’t it be enough to sell some blood? right! Selling blood! (Part 2) Gourmet: See, I’m getting money again! Nerd: Brother, I really admire your shameless spirit. Dai Yu: Fat brother, I really admire your ruthlessness, especially towards your mother! Lin Jie: This is the real hero, with the heroic spirit of killing his mother for justice! Monitor: It seems that your family is really rich. If you have time, you should learn more and don’t lie to your mother! Gourmet: What’s wrong with me? I didn’t cheat you of your money! Mommy: (staggers up and takes a bite of the steamed bun) This human blood is valuable. It sold for 800 yuan in two generations. The doctor is talking nonsense and still needs supplements. With my body, what should I supplement? Just eat two steamed buns.

I need to send money to my son quickly! (He ran out the window and was about to enter) Nerd: Fatty, you got the best score in the whole school. You should stop lying to your mother. Your brain is eaten out. It’s time to eat less snacks and study more! Gourmet: Eat carrots and worry less! Mommy: (To herself) What, last in the school! Monitor: The nerd is right, fat man, your family’s money is not brought by the strong wind. Just save it and study more when you have time! Lin Jie: Fatty, please save your worries and keep a low profile. Don’t eat your parents like you are your enemy! Don’t forget, your grades are not worthy of your parents! If I were your parents, I would kick you! Gourmet: That's enough. Don't come to me anymore. I'm willing to take whatever exam I take. I want my mother's money but not yours. The railway police hijacked the plane - you have nothing to do with it! Don't blame me for being rude if you keep talking too much! (Vicious) Lin Jie: You're welcome, what else can you do? (Unconvinced) Mommy: (rushing in) Son, are your grades fake? Gourmet: Mom, what are you doing here? Mommy: I’ll give you some money, I’ve earned it! Gourmet: Really? Give it to me quickly! Lin Jie: Auntie, don’t give him money yet. You’ve been fooled by him. Look, (takes out the food bag) this is your son’s. He knows how to eat well in one day and doesn’t study at all! Dai Yu: Yes, Auntie, his grades are also fake. Look, the transcript is here! Mommy: (Taking the report card to read) Son, you, you, I sold my blood to give you money, it turns out you are really lying to me, you are so angry with me! I'm furious! ——(Fainted) Monitor: Send aunt to the hospital quickly! Four people: Hey (lifting Mommy down) Gourmet: Ah, Mom - Mom - you can't die. If you die, who will give me money? (Run down, end)