A toast to your health.
Li Qingfeng.
a-eater;
B- mutton kebabs;
C- spinach;
Ding-melon seeds;
Electronic stinky tofu
A: If you want to be healthy, don't panic and eat and drink blindly. Only by respecting science and nutrition can we be strong and work hard. ..... (whistling) What's the matter?
B, c, d, e columns turn up.
One two one, one two one ...
What are these guys doing?
One, two, three, four.
One two three four five.
Hmm? Where did you get the "five"?
Five? (Pat A) Here it is.
Please count me out.
D: (backward) What's the matter with you? What are you pretending? I know you!
Do you know me? Who am I?
D: potatoes.
A: potatoes?
D: It must be potatoes. Look at this ball ... Oh, my head!
A: Nonsense! What are your eyes? Did you leave your cornea at home?
Don't be angry. This is all a misunderstanding.
A: Why?
Because we're not like you. You are human.
You are a ghost.
He: You are a demon!
A: What's the matter?
B: We are all your daily food.
A: Oh? Did I eat you?
B: Yes. You are a noble person who forgets things. By the way, I'm a kebab.
Barbecue kebab? All right! Look at this kebab. It looks like a sheep scorpion. What about you?
C: I'm a small spinach.
A: Small spinach? It looks like a bighead carp to me. ..... (pointing) What about you?
D: I'm Mao.
A: What the hell? You look like a hairy belly to me. ..... and you?
E: I'm not like them. I am green.
The green side?
E: Don't the Green Party understand?
A: I don't understand.
E: It's stinky tofu!
A: Cough! Don't say, he is the only one of you who looks like him.
E: Thank you.
B: Do you understand this time? We are all the most common and common foods in life. Please eat me.
He: Eat me! Eat me. ...
Don't worry, we eat the same. (Point B) Come here! Let me have a bite.
C: Just a moment. ...
A: What's the matter?
C: I am jealous that you want to bite him. Is he a good thing?
The kebabs are delicious.
Not bad, huh? Ah, bah!
A: Is there anything wrong with that?
C: I tell you, long-term pickling of kebabs will produce nitrosamines and cause cancer! When kebabs are barbecued at high temperature, the fat drops on the charcoal fire and then combines with protein to produce benzopyrene, which is carcinogenic! After the barbecue, the surface of the meat is burnt, which will produce hydrocarbons and lead to cancer!
A: then I won't eat it.
C: Please eat! It is best to eat it every day, as a meal, hard and bold. If you don't eat it for half a year, it won't be your head anymore.
A: Then what's this?
C: tumor!
My head is so big.
C: large tumor.
A: OK? I just said potato, but I didn't expect it to become a tumor so soon, and it is still a big tumor.
C: Do you want to change trains?
A: Yes!
Let me give you an idea. (Give him a hand) Eat me!
A: No! It looks like a tumor to me, too
C: what tumor? This is a leaf. I am spinach.
Oh, spinach leaves. Then you can eat some.
etc ...
A: What's the matter?
I'm jealous that you ate him.
Why are you jealous?
D: Is spinach a good thing?
A: I heard that iron can be supplemented!
D: iron supplement? Ah, bah!
Is that your problem?
D: Iron supplement with spinach is a rumor. Because there is a lot of oxalic acid in spinach, it combines with calcium ions in food to become insoluble calcium oxalate, which makes the calcium in food unable to be absorbed and utilized by human body. Over time, you will be short of calcium. Oxalate can also hinder the absorption of iron in food. Not only can you not supplement iron, but you also need iron deficiency. Without calcium and iron, your brain will become soft over time. A soft head is still a head?
A: Then what's this?
D: tofu.
I still have hair here.
D: Tofu has long hair.
A: Rotten tofu? It was a tumor just now, and now it's tofu or rotten tofu.
Do you want to keep it the same?
A: Yes. D: Then you can eat me! I am Mao.
A: Yes, you are a melon seed.
D: Hurry! Eat the skin and peel it quickly.
A: Then you're welcome. Let's skin it. (takes off his shirt)
Einstein: You wait. ...
A: What's the matter?
Are you a hooligan? Why did you take off his clothes?
I am eating melon seeds.
E: eating melon seeds? Are melon seeds good things?
A: It smells good. Ah, bah!
A: Are they all the same?
I tell you, according to scientific proof, sunflower seeds contain a lot of unsaturated fatty acids. Eating too much will consume a lot of choline and affect liver function. Do you have a liver?
According to them, I have one.
Do you know what function the liver has?
I don't know
It's like nothing!
A: Not the same! What function do you think the liver has?
E: I tell you, the liver has the functions of absorption, digestion, metabolism, clearance, detoxification, excretion and auxiliary hematopoiesis. The liver can produce serum protein, transferrin, copper protein, lipoprotein and coagulation factor, prothrombin and fibrinogen.
A: OK? The liver is busy enough.
E: If you eat more melon seeds, your liver function will weaken, your blood will be less, your face will turn white, and your face will turn white. Is your head still your head?
A: Then what's this?
E: steamed bread!
Huh? It also has a mouth.
E: steamed bread with eyes!
A: That's Wotou! Okay? What's wrong with my head?
Do you want to keep it the same? You ate me. I am stinky tofu.
A: Yes, yes, yes! I still like this bite ... B: Wait a minute. ...
A: What's the matter?
I'm jealous that you ate him.
Are you jealous too?
Is he a good thing?
A: It's delicious.
B: Smells good? Come here.
Ah, bah!
How can you scold me?
I can see that you all have the same problem. If I don't punish you, you should punish me.
B: I tell you, stinky tofu will produce amine substances such as methylamine, putrescine, tryptamine and hydrogen sulfide during fermentation. This thing is poisonous. If stinky tofu is inferior, it will be even more troublesome. There may be botulinum toxin and Escherichia coli in it ... if you eat too much of this stuff, your face will turn green.
A: Yes.
My head is green, too. Smells just like him.
A: You're welcome. Just say my head is a stinky tofu, and it's over.
This is a misunderstanding. I'm not saying your head is stinky tofu.
Oh, no.
I mean, you're covered in stinky tofu.
A: Cough! Please stop drawing. ..... As you mean, I won't eat anything?
B: No! You can eat, so eat less.
A: Eat less?
For example, eat me. Don't eat it all. Eat only one ear.
C: If you want to eat me, eat my nose.
D: If you want to eat me, eat a thigh.
If you want to eat me, you can chew my hip bone.
I see. It is not advisable to eat more, but it is better to eat less.
B: By the way, there are people like us.
A: Who else?
B: And my cousin's preserved eggs.
My cousin Xiao Youtiao.
D: My sister-in-law has instant noodles.
E: And my stinky tofu lover. ...
A: Who is it?
E: Fried stinky tofu!
A: It was a good game.
B: Besides, you should eat less monosodium glutamate, pork liver, salted fish, sauerkraut, pickles, canned food, chocolate, popcorn ... and eggs.
Why should we eat less eggs?
B: Eating too many eggs will lead to excessive cholesterol accumulation, which will lead to overnutrition. After a long time, your head is as bright as an egg!
A: Wrong! Not like eggs, but like duck eggs!
Will he, too?
Didn't I learn this from you?
In a word, food science is very important.
C: You should study hard when you go back.
D: study hard.
E: Think about it.
A: Yes! Not only me, but everyone should study hard when they go back!
B: that's it: a basket of life knowledge,
C: The cause of popular science is the brightest.
D: the catering should be scientific.
H: I wish you good health! ▲
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