1
Dashan's real name is not Dashan, but after his tall cow and big horse.
The person with this name, of course, is his beautiful wife.
In other words, when I first met Dashan, he was not too fat, but he was modest and self-disciplined, and worried that he could not get a wife because he was fat.
I always comfort him: "Nothing, I have a natural affection for fat people."
Dashan looked suspicious and asked me tearfully, "Will you dislike me in the future?"
My head shakes like a rattle: "Be fat and protect me like a mountain!" " "
Dashan smiled, and I smiled, and the two embraced sweetly.
Looking back on this scene, I can be quite sure and sure that the hormone of love must have lifted my head.
2
How fat is Dashan?
When I am in love, I buy him clothes. With his 175 cm height, a normal figure should wear L, but a mountain needs XL, which is "slightly fat" in popular terms. I don't think it matters at all.
Gradually, I found that Dashan had put on a slim version of his previous slightly loose clothes, so when I bought him clothes again, I silently added a number.
Unexpectedly, this tiny move of mine actually aroused Dashan's strong self-esteem. He began to go on a masochistic diet, desperately push-ups and frantically lift dumbbells.
I stopped him affectionately, but at the same time, I had to feel that the strong self-control shown by men in courtship was really touching, which made me completely ignore his figure and fell deeply into this relationship until I married Dashan.
However, time can't go back, and the years have never gone back. Otherwise, I will probably say to Dashan when he is masochistic: "Dear, please try to lose weight again."
three
Later, I witnessed with my own eyes how the shape of the mountain was added code by code.
After marriage, we began to actively prepare for pregnancy at the suggestion of our parents. Because of busy work, my mother offered to live with us, take care of our three meals a day and make it up for me.
This is certainly good. My mother is the chef of our family, and her cooking is naturally delicious, and three meals a day are different, with snacks and desserts.
Dashan was so happy that he was eating the rice cooked by my mother, and the rice in the bowl was filled with bowls after bowls.
I told him to eat less, and my mother felt sorry for my son-in-law's hard work and scolded me for not being considerate enough.
Well, two months later, I was pregnant, but Dashan gained ten pounds.
One day, the elevator in the building broke down, and Dashan snorted and wanted to climb eight flights of stairs. He sat on the sofa panting and sweating, and he didn't recover for a long time.
I gloated and hinted at him: "How? Do you feel a little heavy? "
He said thoughtfully, "well, I really ate too much these days." I must do something. "
I raised my eyebrows and laughed internally, thinking that this boy finally woke up and could take the opportunity to let him lose weight. Unexpectedly, he answered, "I have an idea, wife, to buy a plane ticket for my mother and go back tomorrow."
Me: "..."
four
Before returning to my hometown in Northeast China for the Spring Festival, I accompanied Dashan to buy down jackets.
After shopping for a long time, I finally found a XXXL coat. I tore it off and handed it to him: "Well, this is the largest size."
The mountain covers the body, the shoulder width is enough, the length is enough, but the zipper can't be pulled up, and the round belly hangs in the air persistently.
Dashan frowned and said, "How can clothes be like this now? The fabric is too economical. "
Take a breath and pull it up. number
Take another breath, but it still won't work.
The waiter in the shop looked embarrassed and comforted us: "Oh, it's okay, it's so popular to wear it now."
I am embarrassed to cope with the corners of my mouth, secretly sad.
five
As a result, in the freezing weather, Dashan drove his down jacket back to his hometown.
When my mother-in-law saw it, she said with a distressed face, "I don't know how to zip up my clothes in such a cold day." Then I tried to help Dashan unzip, and the result was … of course in vain.
In order to get lucky, my mother-in-law specially let us sleep in the wedding bed where she and her father-in-law once slept, saying that we could be happy forever.
The bed is a little old, but it is said that Dashan's grandfather made a dowry for his mother-in-law, found the best carpenter in the area and used the best materials.
Dashan and I slept on it, one rolled over and creaked.
I don't think so, thinking: it won't collapse.
But in the middle of the night, I only heard a loud bang in my sleep, and then my body turned to the other side of the mountain.
Bed! It collapsed!
Mother-in-law heard the sound and looked at the collapsed bed strangely. But then she looked up and saw the sleeping mountain, as if she suddenly understood. She took a deep breath and said, "Nothing, I'll buy you two a bigger and stronger one later."
six
It touched me a lot, and I thought Dashan did, too. You should realize that you are fat this time.
But the truth is-
This mountain is really eroding a mountain day by day.
That people around you can't stand it. Colleagues said, is your husband a little too fat? The best friend said, girl, your husband is really as his name implies.
God, I'm the famous Yan Kong. How can I tolerate sand in my eyes? So I racked my brains and tailored a weight loss plan for Dashan.
Considering Dashan's high self-esteem, I had to wronged myself and lied to him, saying, "No, my colleagues said that I gained a lot of weight after getting married, and I was almost an aunt." You have to accompany me to lose weight. "
Dashan's eyes widened and he said bitterly, "Which colleague dares to say that about you? Your wife is all skin and bones. Believe it or not, I dumped him. "
I blocked the round fist that Dashan pretended to swing, and I looked helpless and sad.
I deliberately cut corners on my daily meals and plan to take Dashan to lose weight after work as planned. But then he actually told me that he signed up for a self-improvement class after work and was going to class.
I thought, it's okay. I think I can lose weight because of the pressure of study.
But after a while, I was sad to find that Dashan's self-improvement class made his shirt look tight.
Looking at his increasingly fat figure, my sense of crisis is increasing day by day. I've been sweating for several times, trying to expose the truth, but I can't say it.
seven
Only then did I make up my mind that I must summon up the courage to tell him to lose weight when I came home from work.
But when I got home, I was pleasantly surprised to smell the smell of the food.
I wonder, is my mother here? No You didn't call me.
When I went to the canteen, I saw a large table of dishes, such as stewed lion's head, hot and sour fish, sweet and sour pork ribs and orange taro, all of which were my favorite dishes.
At this time, I saw Dashan coming out of the kitchen in an apron and a pot of chicken soup in his hand.
He proudly said, "Wife, wash your hands and get ready for dinner."
I was surprised that my uncle who had never touched the spring water entered the kitchen for the first time.
After asking carefully, I realized that Dashan was having a cooking class these days …
He put a piece of fish in my bowl and said, "Wife, look at you. You are too thin to eat any more. I will cook and fatten you up in the future. "
Then he said, "No matter what others say, you will always be a beauty in my heart."
After listening to Dashan's words, my heart was filled with emotion.
I've always been concerned about Dashan's obesity, and I've advised him to lose weight many times, but Dashan can go to class to learn to cook in order to make me fat.
Thought of here, I can't help but shed tears in my eyes.
In fact, true love has nothing to do with being fat or thin, just being healthy, and eating happily is the most important thing.
From then on, I no longer dislike the fat of Dashan.
In fact, two people eating together into a big fat man is what happiness should look like.