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The first chapter source home two sons

Humpback whale thought of retiring for the first time in his life and bid farewell to his cowboy career as his life. Because today's trouble is so big that it may close down.

"You don't know me! I'm going to tear down the signboard of this store and tell you to get out of Shinjuku! " The fat woman growled like a fire-breathing Tyrannosaurus Rex.

All cowherd stand in a row and can't bow. Humpback whale is the first one.

Blame it on basara King and his friends.

Last night, the fat woman and her girlfriends booked the "Yuexia Room" on the third floor, and invited basara King and You Jing to accompany them. In order to make up the numbers, they also dragged small cherry blossoms. Humpback whales are worried that the boss's sanctuary will be pushed down and report before running.

For a week, bosses have been living in secret offices, not only living in seclusion, but also staying at home, living only on convenient food delivered by humpback whales. If others buy a luxurious nightclub at a high price, they must dress up to meet the guests and declare their ownership of the store, but the bosses don't seem to want the people in the store to know that they exist. The waiter went down to Niulang, and everyone in the shop thought that the humpback whale was still the owner here. Humpback whales don't know the boss's intentions and dare not ask.

When the door was opened, the humpback whale was stunned by this fragrant scene. The oversized Rimowa suitcase was spread on the ground, and the ground was full of women's shoes. From Max Mara's cashmere coat to Burberry prosser's windbreaker, to Jimmy Choo's gladiator sandals, wolford's stockings are hanging on the back of the chair, and Victoria's secret underwear is hanging on the air conditioning outlet ... It's still dripping. Enxi Su is wearing a loose T-shirt and beach pants, and at least a few magpies can be hidden in his fluffy hair; Sakatoku Mai hung on the roof with one hand, dressed in white silk pajamas and holding a detective novel. She is a real virgin.

The luxurious office has become the dormitory for college girls, and the bosses are bored to grow mushrooms.

Humpback whales bow quickly and deeply. "I'm sorry to barge in without knocking at the door, but a group of guests named King basara brought all three of them into the private room. I am afraid that the guests will get drunk and touch them, so I will ask what to do. "

"Important experience in life, isn't it?" Sakatoku Mai looked down at his book without raising his eyebrows.

"No, no! King basara and Yoko are reserved people! KINOMOTO SAKURA is also a decent boy! " Humpback whales can't say that the treasures of the bosses are all wave goods.

"Modesty and solemnity must mature." Enxi Su watched TV intently. "If it's knocked down, you can open a bottle of champagne and send it there, saying it's an adult gift from the store."

"Is this it ... really?" Humpback whales are frightened.

"Is that all right? I gave you champagne. What do you want from me? Send fruit bowls and snacks again? " Enxi Su waved lazily. "Nothing goes back to the DPRK!"

Humpback whales somehow left the secret office. Because the boss didn't care about the chastity of "Ai Lang" and the humpback whale didn't ask much, he asked the waiter to put a bottle of champagne at the gate of Xia Yue and went to bed on the fourth floor.

At five in the morning, the roar of killing pigs exploded from the third floor to the fourth floor. Humpback whales wake up from their dreams and say no? Did King basara beat the fat woman because she was indomitable and refused to submit?

He rushed downstairs in three steps to see what was going on, only to know that his cowherd had drunk the guests and left them in the private room, and went out fooling around by himself. The fat woman slept with her girlfriends for seven hours, and they woke up leisurely, tearing their hair.

This is the taboo of the Cowherd Club. Basara King and others smashed Gao Tianyuan's signboard and should be kicked out of the house. However, although humpback whales have the intention to clean up their homes, they are not afraid of making a mess. These three are the boss's treasures, and basara Wang and You Jing are potential playboys. Based on the principle that heroes love each other, humpback whales must keep them. If you want to keep those three grandfathers and this store, you have to appease that fat woman first. Humpback whales called all the cowherd to the dance floor to apologize to the guests. Fujiwara discovered the identity of this fat woman, who was actually the daughter of a senior official of the tax department in Tokyo and offended the senior official of the tax department. It is really difficult for the plateau to stand in Shinjuku.

The fat woman patted her thighs, and the white meat trembled like water waves. "Apologize is useless! Go and get you here for me! Let him kneel down and kiss my feet! "

"By the way, they should be in a hurry to go out for a while in Beijing. When they come back, I will take them to make amends. Do you think this is ok? All your purchases were free last night, and then I gave you a VIP card for life. " Humpback whales bow and scrape. "Young people are not sensible, please forgive me!"

"Free of charge? Vip card? Are you talking about money with me? " The fat woman grabbed a handful of money from her handbag and threw it in the humpback whale's face. "Are you talking about money with me?"

Humpback whales secretly complain, and fat women seem hard to let go. The fat woman is deeply infatuated with Yoyo, but she is determined because Yoyo made mistakes. It seems that she is trying to get rid of Eugene's pride and make him obedient from now on.

The fat woman patted her left leg hard. "King basara!" And patted him on the right leg, "right Beijing! Otherwise, I'll go to the metropolitan police and accuse you of adultery! "

She shook the champagne glass sealed in a plastic bag. "With my capacity for liquor, a few glasses of champagne can make me faint? Do you think if I send this thing to the metropolitan police, will it be detected as ecstasy? "

Black boy's weapon has finally come out. If those Xiong Haizi are really stupid enough to drug the wine, Gao Tianyuan will be finished!

"Please calm down! Please calm down! Although it is the fault of Wang basara and You Jing, in the final analysis, I am the manager of this store! It's my poor discipline! Let me, a man who made a big mistake, kiss all the beautiful women's feet instead of them! " Humpback whales are determined to swallow this shame by themselves.

The fat woman eyed the humpback whale up and down and couldn't help shrinking her feet. Your tender instep, bald guy's steel brush beard, can this really be regarded as making amends? What kind of torture is this?

She squinted at the humpback whale, weaving bitter words in her stomach. What kind of man is a mean man who lives by looks and coquetry? When a woman pretends to compliment him, he feels that he is the savior who gently saves the world.

In the final analysis, it's just a money deal! The old whale is too old to trade!

Fujiwara Kansuke flicker in front of humpback whales. He knows what that big mouth will say next moment, and those words will destroy humpback whales' self-esteem for decades.

Young cowboys are more sensible than humpbacks. They know that the so-called "male flower garden" is just a concept used by humpback whales to beautify themselves. It seems that he is really engaged in a high-end and high-grade industry, just like Caesar's description of his career as a female psychological counselor. But Caesar doesn't have to feel inferior for his cowboy career. He just wants to please these women for a while.

In order to accomplish the task of feeling and humiliation, he returned to Italy as a profligate son. But humpback whales are different. He is a real cowboy. All he can show off in his life is his male charm. If this white lie is exposed ...

Cowherd guards nervously around humpback whales, but their protection is as fragile as paper in the face of facts. The fat woman looked at these beautifully dressed men coldly, thinking that they were so humble that they had a treasure knife in their hands and could take the humpback whale's head at any time.

The door slammed open, and the morning light after the rain slanted into the dance floor of Chuqing. Caesar and Chu Zihang held the door panting, their wet shirts clung to their bodies, and water dripped from the ends of their hair.

This deadly time, these two ungrateful guys actually came back.

"Hey, haven't you slept yet? How was business in the store last night? " Caesar waved. He looked into the darkness from the light, but he couldn't see clearly. He only felt that the dance floor was crowded with people.

They can only hide in the equipment room to avoid being searched. At dawn, the search team of the Metropolitan Police Department arrived at Genji Heavy Industry, and the building had to open the door to meet them. Snake Qi spent the whole night cleaning up the scene and washing the blood-stained ground with high-pressure water guns. Deadpool's body was all put into the elevator shaft, and then a lot of ice was put in to prevent it from rotting. The police took the elevator to the top floor to search Orange Zong Zheng's office, but they didn't expect that there would be a mountain of bones under the elevator. Caesar and Chu Zihang sneak into the trunk of a police car to escape Genji Heavy Industries. Eight social flags can seal off the whole building, but they dare not search the car of the Metropolitan Police Department. So they didn't come back until morning. Everyone looked at the two two hundred and fifty in silence. The fat woman waved a kitchen knife to cut small fresh meat, and the small fresh meat really ran back.

"Shit!" Caesar saw the fat woman's face clearly and blurted it out. After a narrow escape, he has forgotten the fat woman.

Humpback whales look frightened and say you can't come back, so they call the guests shit!

(Author's note: Shit originally means shit, and it is a modal particle expressing disgust in slang. )

Chu Zihang nudged Caesar's lower back to remind him not to reveal his true feelings at this time.

Caesar understood at once and went to the fat woman to say hello gracefully. "How did you sleep last night? You look much better! "

"The guest drank too much and fell asleep. We, uh, went out to eat something. " Chu Zihang stammered.

He has the worst Japanese in the group. Anyway, he can make money by pretending to be cool, so he didn't spend much time on Japanese.

Humpback whales say they don't believe it! You are covered in blood! You look like you killed a hundred people in a rage outside! Your travel bag is bleeding, okay?

It seems that the men the bosses want to raise are not cute cats and dogs at all, but some lions and tigers! Do all the girls in sopranos really like to keep this gangster killer to play with? Humpback whales really think their heads are as big as whale heads.

"I met an injured man on the road and took him to the hospital." Chu Zihang said with a straight face.

He noticed that the travel bag was dripping blood, and there were their weapons and windbreakers in it, which were covered with the blood of Deadpool. He is a person who is not good at lying, and he has not considered improving his training in this field. If you are not good at lying, you can lie as hard as you can as long as you have a knife in your hand. Although he didn't have a knife in his hand, the bloody travel bag was also very shocking. Plus that facial paralysis face seems to say "don't believe me, I will kill you".

Humpback whales say they don't believe in ghosts! Can't you make up a logical lie and say that you found a cat and dog killed by a car in the street and brought it back for burial because you like small animals?

"ah! Are you okay with Beijing? " Fat woman with love, "the roadside have nothing to do to help him? Maybe he's a hooligan? Maybe other bad guys are not sure, and they will also implicate you! "

Best friend strangled the fat woman behind her back. The fat woman suddenly woke up. At this time, she must stop feeling with reason. She regained her angry expression. "You drugged the champagne! Do you know what is the crime of raping women in Japan? "

"It's just a remedy to the case, there is really no rape. What is the crime of drugging women in Japan? " Caesar's face is serious.

"See if the judge believes what you said!" Fat woman sneer, "you this kind of person probably doesn't even have a legal status? Even if you can't commit adultery, you will be deported! "

"Great, I thought I had to have a laparotomy or chemical castration. I am relieved. " Caesar smiled politely.

The fat woman was struck dumb by his dead mouse feels no cold posture. She stayed for a few seconds and roared like a pig. "Fucking thing! Do you know who you are talking to? Do you know who I am? How dare you talk like that in front of me? Don't take guests seriously! You are not qualified! After all, you are just a toy in our eyes! No different from dogs! We pay you to touch your hair, but you can please us! We call you baby. Do you still think you are really babies? I don't like dogs, so I sent them to Korean shops to make dog meat hotpot! We don't like you ... "

Humpback whales tremble slightly and look pale, but they still maintain a stiff bow posture. Some cowboys are flushed and some are pale, and they all bow deeply. They are cowboys. Their job is to serve the guests. They have to put up with anything they say too much.

"I wag my tail and bark at me when I give money to my dog. I spend money on your time and you only make me angry! I am angry, and the consequences are very serious ... "

The fat woman suddenly stopped. The long knife was across her throat, and the blade was slightly immersed in the skin. If she talks again, her throat will be cut when the blade moves. On the back of Chu Zihang's hand holding a knife, the veins stood out.

Caesar turned slowly. "I hate to see women being treated rudely ... so I have to turn around."

After the bloody battle, they were a little impetuous, and the beep of the fat woman completely destroyed their patience. The red card cowboy has the pride of the red card cowboy. They talked with the fat woman for a long time, and she didn't understand why the donkey would stop when it was ready.

Humpback whales are really finished! "Excuse me, is it Gao Tianyuan? King basara and Quiet? Are the three seniors of Orange Sakura here? Glass in the wind took the liberty of visiting. " There was a light knock at the door.

Cowherd looked at the door in surprise, and humpback whales were no exception.

The door was open, and the handsome boy stood in the thin sunshine, with a white shirt and a black suit, a stiff straight hair and a bunch of tulips in bud.

The boy was a little embarrassed by everyone's gaze. He bowed deeply and handed in his business card.

"Hazama jade ... master of stained glass?" Someone said in a pious voice.

Caesar and Chu Zihang have also heard of the name "Glass in the Wind", and every cowherd in Japan has heard of it, because he is the first, the throne and the supreme.

There is a ranking in the Cowherd Club, and the glass in the wind has been ranked first for six consecutive years. This ranking is not based on beauty or turnover, but on the principle of art to select the owner of male flowers.

No one knows which store Feng Jian Liuli works in, and his whereabouts are erratic. For a time, he appeared in a fixed seat in the bar every night, so thousands of girls went to the bar to pay their respects. Suddenly one day, he disappeared again, and the bar was deserted overnight. A frustrated girl may meet him in a hot spring hotel under Mount Fuji or on a cross-sea bridge in Ehime Prefecture. If you give him some money, he will talk to you for hours and show you around as warm as meeting an old lover in a foreign land. Some people say that he is proficient in kabuki and occasionally sings to girls, accompanied by the tide. Some people say that he is proficient in cooking. If you spend the night with him, you will have the best Japanese breakfast in the world in the morning.

Some people say that Fenglian Liuli is actually a billionaire, but her personality is withdrawn, and she will open her heart briefly when she is with the girls she meets. His belongings are top brands, but all he charges the girls is a lunch. He once received a bowl of Lamian Noodles's money from a lovelorn high school girl, took her around Kyoto and gave her expensive roses and vases. Being a cowboy at a loss is a virtue of helping others from a small perspective, and even has the significance of disaster relief from a big perspective.

In a word, glass in the wind is a legend, and it only exists for love. If he continues to keep this legend for ten years, he will hopefully become the god of the Cowherd World and be enshrined in a shrine. Fujiwara Yasuke rushed over, picked up the pure white business card, held it high above his head and returned it to the humpback whale.

The business card exudes a faint chrysanthemum fragrance. On the front is a chrysanthemum swaying in the wind, and on the back is the word "glass in the wind" in regular script. Besides, there is no address, no phone number, no title, no email address, nothing.

This little piece of paper is proof of the identity of the glass in the wind. There are a lot of legends about "meeting glass in the wind" circulating in women's forums. Only girls who can print business cards tell the truth, others just make up stories. Every business card of Fenglian Liuli is written and painted by himself, and no two business cards are the same. He gave this business card to his guests, which was not so much a self-introduction as evidence of meeting. Once, a guest who supported Caesar was drunk and proudly took out his business card and said, Although King basara was so perfect, it was the first time I met a real Japanese! The guests around were attracted by the business cards, full of peach blossoms, leaving Caesar there to enjoy the cool.

"Sure enough, Master Hazama jade came to the door." Humpback whales arranged their bow ties and rushed out to meet them. As long as you look at this business card with ease, you will know that it is the Taishan Beidou in the industry.

"Today is a glorious day for Gao Tianyuan." Humpback whales bow deeply.

"The name of the predecessor of the whale is also heard. Please take care of it for the first time. " The glass retaliates in the wind.

The appearance of glass in the wind surprised everyone. According to common sense, a man who can make a girl miss her life at first sight is as enchanting as a movie star. But the glass in the wind looks like neighbors. At first glance, it looks like a female high school student in men's clothing.

The wind blew his clothes, and the glass stood smiling in the sun. Although he is very close to home, no one can deny his beauty. A person with such light water will reflect endless brilliance in the sun.

The cowboy is a little ashamed. Compared with the master, everyone is a vulgar powder.

The glass in the wind bowed deeply to Caesar. "Is the king of basara, isn't it? This is a free and easy person like a rock. "

He bowed to Chu Zihang again. "If I didn't guess wrong, this is Mr. You Jing. It is said that he is a swordsman, but he looks like a gentle man. "

He looked around. "Is Mr. KINOMOTO SAKURA out?"

"How do you know that KINOMOTO SAKURA is not here? Have we met? Maybe he is hiding among these people, but you don't recognize him. " Caesar looked at the glass in the wind.

"Although I have never met KINOMOTO SAKURA, I think he has lion's eyes." The glass smiled in the wind.

"You'd better ask the lion if he agrees with your evaluation." Caesar raised his eyebrows. What can I do for you?

"There is something wrong, but let's settle the current grievances first." In the wind, Liuli walked up to the fat woman and bowed deeply. "Please forgive me for telling you the truth. Cowherd's life is not what you said. If we are really just dogs and have dogs with you, will you feel that your status has been lowered? "

"Me, me, me ..." In front of this Qingshui boy, the fat woman was so embarrassed that she looked like a girl who was in love with spring. At this moment, her stomach grunted. She hasn't eaten anything since last night.

"It seems that you are hungry. If you don't mind, I'll make you something to eat first. Can we talk about apologizing later? "

"I'm so touched! I have been to the bar where you appeared in Osaka! Can you give me a business card later? " The fat woman was flattered.

It is said that only 65,438+00% of the women who have the opportunity to meet Master Hazama jade can enjoy his own breakfast.

"Of course, we are lucky to meet here." Liuli smiles in the wind. "Mr. Will is our evidence."

He found some cocoa powder, milk, eggs and instant noodles from the refrigerator next to the bar.

"The ingredients are too simple! Go to the freezer in the basement and bring the fresh fish and Yueguang rice that came in yesterday ... no! Move the whole kitchen, and Master Hazama jade will demonstrate cooking here! " Humpback whales drink water.

"No, actually I won't make any decent breakfast, those are misinformation. I only know fried eggs. " The glass rolled up her sleeve in the wind. "My brother taught me how to fry eggs."

He skillfully turned on the induction cooker and coffee machine, fried eggs, and mixed milk and cocoa powder into the blender. He found half a fresh Tricholoma matsutake and two mushrooms in the refrigerator, diced them and spread them on the surface of the eggs. After boiling the pot with clear water, he quickly cooked instant noodles with a colander, poured golden noodles into his wrist, seasoned the glass with seafood soy sauce and chopped green onion, sprinkled fried eggs with pine mushrooms on the noodles and prepared hot cocoa milk. Less than ten minutes before and after, breakfast has been presented on a tray and sent to the fat woman.

"If the ingredients are not complete, just do it." Feng Liuli said apologetically.

The fat woman took a bite of fried eggs and wept silently. The fried eggs are cooked just right, giving off a faint aroma of pine mushrooms. In fact, it was not delicious enough to make her want to cry, but she had the breakfast cooked by Master Hazama jade, which was the dream of countless women, and this life was worth it. She didn't remember to apologize, and all the grievances were forgotten. Her heart is full of pink emotions, and she is eager to talk to her more and smile more. It is best to take a group photo as a souvenir.

In the wind, Liuli watched her eat with a cup of coffee, and her smile was faint. In the morning, his face is covered with fluffy hair and his skin seems to be transparent.

Caesar's face was covered with black lines. I was beaten in 24 hours. I have to admit that there is a super hybrid who is stronger than him, and there is a legendary cowherd who is more attractive than him.

"Master Hazama jade came to our store and didn't know what his teachings were?" Humpback whales rub their hands.

"I heard that king basara and right Beijing? Orange and cherry have the same style, and I really want to know you. This time I'd like to invite you to watch my kabuki performance tomorrow night. " The glass in the wind gave Caesar the tulip in her hand.

There is a plain envelope in the bouquet. There are three plain invitations in the envelope. Each invitation is painted with a figure, one is a woman standing in the sun gear, the other is a woman flying in the Leng Yue, and the other is a man with an unusually long sword and a skull mask. Although it is only sketched with pen and ink, the spirit and charm of the characters are beyond words. The signature of the invitation is not Feng Li, but the word "Minamoto Chime", but this is obviously Feng Li's own handwriting.

Caesar thought these three images were familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen them, so he subconsciously looked at them a few more times ... His pupils suddenly dilated and he suddenly looked up at the glass in the wind. Yes, he has seen these three images, just last night, on those ancient murals. One of the paintings depicts a grand funeral. Behind it, sun gear and the priestesses of the Moon Wheel worship on both sides of the huge golden skull, and the male priests with skull faces pierce their long blades into the brow of the golden skull. Although the murals are painted with five-color ore powder and gold, they show an "quaint" atmosphere, while the painting style of glass in the wind is freehand and blank, and the charm of the characters is exactly the same. It is impossible for people who have not seen those murals to draw such paintings.

Caesar kept staring at the glass in the wind. At first glance, those eyes are clear and moving, but when they look closely, they look like a deep pool. Although the pool is transparent, it is too deep and dark.

"Please take care of me when we meet for the first time," said the glass in the wind in a voice that only Caesar could hear clearly. "My real name is Minamoto Chime, the second son of Genjia, and Minamoto Chisei is my brother."

"I expect to see three people in the performance." Glass in the wind, or Minamoto Chime raised his voice and bowed deeply and left. He turned and walked to the door, black Rawls? The Rolls-Royce glided silently to the door and the driver opened the door for him.

Caesar opened the envelope containing the invitation, and a small seal was engraved in one corner of the envelope, which consisted of a freehand dragon and a Chinese character "ghost". Although I don't know much about the social structure of Japanese underworld, Caesar also knows that it is the badge of the mysterious organization "Meng". If Japan is a chaotic chessboard at the moment, then the most secret chess piece in this chess game has finally appeared. It is beyond Caesar's expectation that the evil spirits should choose such an open play. He has a lot of questions to ask, but it is not the most appropriate way to keep him for questioning at present. The question can be left until after the performance tomorrow night.

If Liu Li dares to visit alone in the wind, then Caesar and Chu Zihang dare to keep the appointment.

"Someone is called King basara, and it seems to be KINOMOTO SAKURA." Fujiwara Kansuke said holding the microphone.

Caesar picked up the receiver. "It's me. You're not dead? "

"Almost, but let's not talk about it." Ricardo Milu said nervously, "I'll give you an address. You and your brother should take a taxi and come here quickly. Don't ask why and don't tell anyone. Take a look and you will understand! "

For the sake of typing so many words ... please adopt.