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The first anorexia nemesis

The zodiac has a good feeling. Anyone in trouble is willing to help.

The trouble this time is the pig's tail.

The work of pigtail is consistent with his image and hobbies, and is closely related to eating. He is the chef of Yaochi canteen, and he is also responsible for cooking small stoves and delicacies for the Jade Emperor and the Empress Dowager every day. ...

Probably because I ate too many good things. Recently, the Jade Emperor and the Empress Dowager are a little picky about food. Those mortals smell the delicious food that can be intoxicated for three days and nights, but they don't even bother to touch it.

Rabbit 44 is a holy doctor. She went to see the Jade Emperor and the Empress Dowager. Oh, the conclusion is that they are anorexic! No wonder my appetite is getting worse!

"punish you for making delicious food that anorexia can't resist in the shortest time, otherwise, you won't sit in the position of chef." The jade emperor rudely informed the pig's tail.

As a result, pigtail suffered as a chef. When I arrived at the Zodiac House, the woebegone appearance of the pig's tail suddenly caught the attention of other Zodiacs. They were all angry when I asked about the situation.

"wow! This jade emperor's old son is simply deceiving others! When I hit the mourning hall, I'll take it out on you for my twelfth brother! " Xiao Jiu the monkey said he was going to run out.

"Stop it and do something quickly." Mature and steady Niu Ershu said. He knew that Xiao Jiu the monkey's idol was the Monkey King, so some words and deeds would inevitably be imitated.

"Why don't we go down to earth together and find delicious food to satisfy your majesty's appetite?" Brother Hu suggested.

"The jade emperor didn't eat anything? If you ask me, we should not think about ingredients, but should think more about changes in ingredients! " Eight sisters sheep said. She studied knitting with the Weaver Girl, and she is a promising fashion designer in heaven, with ingenuity and quick thinking.

Pigtail thinks what Sister Yang said makes sense: "Sweet, sour, spicy and salty, it hasn't changed for thousands of years, so it's time to change. Maybe a good seasoning can turn decay into magic. "

"Yes, yes, sometimes when I work on earth, I often see advertisements for various ingredients, such as chicken essence ..." Dog Eleven said, "Good ingredients can definitely add icing on the cake."

"The question is how to prepare the seasoning ..." The silent mouse boss spoke at this time. He is a famous thief-a thief in the celestial world, who has always been silent and low-key.

Brother Hu said, "Well, pig, you can make something to eat first without any seasoning. As for us, collect ingredients separately, add them one by one, and see which effect is the best, and then use them in dishes for the jade emperor ... "

Everyone says this method is good. Organized and constructive. Hu Ge is really a builder.

So, I'm going to leave separately. As for the pigtail, I feel much better with eleven brothers and sisters to take care of it. He tied his trademark apron around his fat waist and waddled into the kitchen.

Immortal, fast. When the pig's tail cooked 12 bowls of noodles, 1 1 zodiac animals came back one after another.

"Experiment with noodles?" Ma Laoqi asked.

"That makes sense. Look at this side, white has no taste at all. It is perfect. " Phoenix ten niang said.

Everyone has come up with their own harvest, and it's time to decide the fate of the pig's tail.

The mouse comes first, of course he shows it first. I saw him smile mysteriously at everyone, and then spread out his palm to reveal a small bottle. The agility won everyone's admiration.

"I stole this from Taishang Laojun." The mouse first said, "Do you know that the old man often refines some pills, and I grind some of them into powder ..."

Although everyone disapproves of the priority behavior of mice-especially the dog eleven of the law enforcement officers in heaven, who gnashes her teeth with confidence-now she doesn't care so much, and everyone advises the mice to feed first.

The mouse first grinds the elixir into powder and scatters it on a bowl of white flour. ...

Then, each zodiac grabbed a noodle and swished it into his mouth. Everyone carefully tasted the magical new taste of noodles. ...

"Cough!" "Bah!" ……

Accompanied by one after another, everyone spit out the noodles in their mouths. Rat first is no exception. Because this noodle is too bitter!

"Old gentleman refining is full of high quality pills. The medicine is bitter and unpalatable, which is normal! " Comments on snake six lang. He is the number one scholar in the zodiac, and he is also an inventor who develops various magic weapons. He always speaks with a special culture.

But the mouse was not convinced at first, arguing that eating medicated diet was also a trend. But this time, even if he is the boss, everyone has no face!

"Look at me." Uncle Niu took out a bottle.

Everybody be quiet. In terms of age, Uncle Niu is the oldest, most stable and most respected of the 12 zodiac signs. Just because he is not the number one mouse, he always has to obey him.

Uncle Niu has deep feelings for the land. In heaven, he has a magical "dream field" in which some exotic flowers and herbs often grow ... Now the bottle of juice in his hand is said to be squeezed out by some kind of fairy fruit.

Everyone tasted the noodles with juice.

The result is not optimistic. There is no denying that fairy fruit is really refreshing and sweet, relieving summer heat and reducing fire, but it is a bit inappropriate to use it as a material, which is sweet and greasy.

Next, the zodiac takes turns. Brother Hu, who loves to drink two cups, uses aging as seasoning, so light shredded rabbit is supplemented with noodles with high curative effect. Dragon martial arts, who often have the opportunity to travel around the world, even came up with a strange product called "salad dressing" ...

After eleven rounds of experiments, the process was warm, but the result was sad. Although all the wisdom contributed by the Zodiac animals has not been in vain, some of them have inspired the pig's tail to make new dishes ―― but they are far from reaching the standard for treating anorexia!

Everyone feels sad at the thought that the honest and diligent pigtail may stay at home and cook for his brothers and sisters from tomorrow.

"Oh, it's annoying!" Pig's tail suddenly gave a cry of despair, picked up the bowl of noodles that belonged to him and ate it without anything. "No matter so much! After tossing for a long time, I am hungry, let's eat first! "

Everyone advised Pig Tail: "Eat my bowl!" "My bowl is delicious!" "I added this bowl ..." Before they finished eating, the pigtail had eaten his pea noodles upside down. He took the bowl from Xiao Jiu the monkey and wanted to eat it again.

"Wait." Snake six lang rolled his eyes. "Brother Twelve, the bowl of noodles you just ate was tasteless, right?"

"That's right."

"Then you can eat, too?"

"I am hungry!"

"Ha ha, there is a way." Snake six lang clapped his hands and laughed ―― he is a snake, so he has no hands and feet, but he is also an inventor, so he invented a suit with hands and feet for himself, and he can make various actions according to his own will.

Now, the inventor snake six lang plunged into his research room, leaving the rest of the zodiac with big eyes and small eyes.

The next day, the Chinese zodiac accompanied the pig's tail to see the Jade Emperor.

Pigtail wears his signature floral coat and a big white hat on his head. It's very formal and tense. He presented a bowl of white rice to the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother in the Lingxiao Hall.

"This is your wisdom?" The Jade Emperor and the Empress Dowager don't see anything special about such a bowl of rice. "Can this cure our anorexia?"

Wu also thinks this is impossible. They are all worried about the pigtail, because the technology of pigtail is the only reason for them to come to Yaochi canteen.

Infected by the confident eyes of the pig's tail, the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor reluctantly scooped up a spoonful of cooked rice and sent it into their mouths. They chew slowly, chew. ...

Suddenly, their eyes flashed with greed, and they competed for the bowl of white rice without courtesy! So greedy that all the immortals in the temple could not help being deeply infected and swallowing saliva!

"Your Majesty, it seems that you and your queen have been cured of anorexia." The mouse first speaks for Xiao, an sentient being. "So, my twelfth brother's job should be saved, right?"

The Jade Emperor and the Empress Dowager looked like they were waiting, and they couldn't figure out what had just happened. Because that bowl of white rice is obviously tasteless, nothing special! But, but after one bite, they can't help eating the second and third bites ... maybe this is a miracle that only a talented chef can create? The Jade Emperor and the Empress Dowager can only think so.

"Pig Ai Qing has made great contributions to the treatment of diseases. Not only does he not have to be laid off, but his salary has even increased by three levels!" The jade emperor made such a promise in front of everyone.

"Oh-"The zodiac jumped up happily, which was a collective victory!

After leaving North Korea, the animals of the zodiac floated home in the same cloud and chatted excitedly all the way. Pig's tail especially thanked Snake Liulang: "Brother Liu, thanks to you ..."

"You're welcome." Snake six lang smiled proudly. "The Jade Emperor and the Empress Dowager only eat too much, eat too well, and get used to anorexia when they are full!" When cooking something for them in the future, remember to sprinkle a little' quick digestion powder' I invented to ensure that they don't eat it. Once they eat, all the stocks in their stomachs will be digested instantly! When they are hungry, even ordinary food will be wolfed down! "

"But in that case, don't they have to be full anyway?" Uncle Niu asked with a smile.

"I have calculated that' fast digestion powder' is only effective at the first bite, and its role is to clean up their intestines and stomach. As for what they eat next, it is only used to fill the gap between the stomach and intestines ... "

"Don't talk so much, let's go home and celebrate!" Ma Laoqi said.

"Yes, let the twelfth brother cook some good dishes." Sister Yang said, "But-"

Everyone laughed in unison: "You can't put any strange ingredients!"

Zodiac paradise