Jokes that cannot be told well in Mandarin 1. The fish seller kept shouting at the top of his lungs: "Fish, fish." A date seller next to him was not to be outdone, and immediately shouted: "Oops (jujubes), oops (
Jujube. "Fish."
2. The director of a township enterprise is going to visit Kobe, Japan. He cannot even speak Mandarin and usually only speaks dialects.
So he asked his subordinates to find a translator. The subordinates came back and reported: "None of the Japanese translators can understand the factory director's dialect."
The factory director said: "This is easy to handle. We will bring another teacher from this town and ask him to translate our dialect into Mandarin first." The subordinate said: "It's not possible yet. When we get to Japan, we have to hire someone to translate the Japanese dialect into Mandarin."
"Putonghua" is translated as the dialect of Kobe. "3. A foreigner with a strong dialect got lost in the city. When he saw a gentle lady approaching, he went up to him and asked: "Rabbit (Comrade), kiss ().
Excuse me..." Before she could finish her words, the lady's face turned red with anger.
4. A southerner came to a snack bar in Beijing and asked the waitress: "How much does it cost to sleep for one night (a bowl of dumplings)?" When the waiter heard this, his expression changed drastically and he screamed: "Rogue!" When the southerner heard this
, said: "It's only six cents, cheap, come one night (bowl)." 5. A pair of farmer brothers and sisters used a cart to pull wheat to the market to sell. A southerner came to their brother and sister and asked: "Brother, what are you doing?"
How can I sell my little sister’s wheat?” The elder brother was so angry that veins popped out on his forehead.
6. Uncle Niu was shouting: "We are selling mooncakes, four yuan for ten." Many people gathered around to buy the "cheap" mooncakes. When they paid, they realized that the old man's mooncakes were ten yuan for four.
7. The elderly in a nursing home held a party on the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival. The host, Mrs. Wang, said: "Everyone, it's time for the show to start. Please be quiet." 8. A northerner asked where the "cable car" was in a park in Guangzhou.
, click answer and search, and what you find is "Men's Restroom".
9. In the early morning of the first day after a couple got married, the family got up and washed their faces. The bride respectfully said to her mother-in-law: "Mother-in-law, please wash (wash) first." After saying that, the bride said to the groom: "Mother-in-law, please wash your face first."
Are you going to die?" He paused and said, "My mother-in-law and you are dead, and I will die in the end." After hearing this, my mother-in-law turned pale and couldn't say a word.
The bride then said: "Mother-in-law, why are you not dead yet?" 10. An old lady in Putian was selling sugar cane on the roadside. A bus stopped and a foreigner in the car came to the old lady's stall to buy sugar cane. She had just weighed the sugar cane.
Sugarcane, before paying, the car started.
The old lady urged: "Hurry up, give me your money, and I will marry you (cane)." The outsider was so frightened that he didn't even take the sugar cane and quickly got into the car.
11. A country girl came to the supermarket, and the waiter greeted her enthusiastically: "Miss, what do you want?" The girl said: "I want your life (noodles), pig sun (bamboo shoots)." 12. Chunhua met a friend who brought
When my son was shopping, he hurriedly came up to say hello and praised: "This little wolf boy (boy) is so cute." 13. A rural primary school was in class, and the teacher walked into the classroom: "Stand (on) class." The students
They all said in unison: "It's better to die of old age (teacher)!" The teacher said: "Students who vomit blood, it's better to die early (Part 1)!" 14. Two country girls came back from the city. It was getting late and they saw a truck coming.
He waved to the truck, and the driver stuck his head out. A girl said: "Comrade, can we be your wives?" The driver said angrily: "Who wants you to be my wife?"
Another girl quickly said: "It doesn't matter, we are very close." The driver was so angry that he drove away, thinking: "Who will kiss you?" 15. The village chief said at the village meeting: "Rabbit
"We, shrimps, pickles are too expensive, we don't want pickled cucumbers, we want pig's trotters." Translated from his dialect into Mandarin: Comrades and fellow villagers, this is a meeting, don't talk, just pay attention.
Eight Jokes About Mandarin 1. Passenger: "Waiter, is there any soup? I want to wash my feet!" Waiter: "Comrade, our customers have hot water for washing their feet!" Passenger said anxiously: "Hi,
Isn't soup just hot water?" Mandarin Jokes 2. One day, a gentleman went to the restaurant to have dinner and asked the waiter: "What kind of food do you have here?" The waiter replied: "We have light meals [light meals] here, and there are portions.
"Fan [dung rice], sir, what do you eat [dung rice]?" Jokes about Mandarin 3. Chunhua met a friend who was shopping with her son. She hurriedly stepped forward to say hello and praised: "This little wolf boy (boy) has grown up."
"It's so cute." Jokes about Mandarin 4. A foreigner with a strong dialect lost his way in the city. When he saw a gentle lady approaching, he went up to him and asked, "Comrade Rabbit, kiss (Excuse me)."
)For a moment..." Before she could finish her words, the young lady's face turned red with anger.
Jokes about Mandarin 5. There was an old lady who called her son on her mobile phone. After hearing a voice prompt, the old lady suddenly looked frustrated, "Old man, no thanks, no thanks, I'll call Ningbo."
"!" Guess what voice prompt she heard? -----"Sorry, the phone you dialed (Ningbo) has been turned off." This article comes from Dreamweaver's Mandarin jokes 6. Guest: "Boss, your store.
Do you have white-eye fever?" Boss: "What?" Guest: "It's where they burn it!" The boss looked puzzled: "No!" Jokes about Mandarin 7. "Classmate, where do you live?" "Teacher, my home is
I live near the airport where planes fly back and forth.