Those impressive paragraphs and lines in "Like You"

After watching the movie "Like You", apart from the warm plot trend of Uncle Lori's love, what impressed me most was the jokes of the protagonists.

It took more than two hours to take notes and record these lines. Although Mr. Qi said that there is a special line website. But I like to organize it myself.

They had an affair, and he also served as his guinea pig. She always thought that the other person liked herself. Until he gave her a pot of cold water, cold from head to toe.

' I like your food, but you don't like mine. I like meat, but there is no place where you should have meat. I'm not averse to vegetarianism. (Katsuma, look) Eggplant, pumpkin and zucchini are actually meat. But you are-leek, and it's still the kind without fertilizer.'

Later, the man got tired of playing among the fat and thin women and wanted to hook up with her again. Cheap and shameless.

' The coach said that you shouldn't eat too much greasy food for fitness recently. I'm not asking you to cook for me It's that I found that there are some unhealthy foods in the world. For example: low-fat milk, diet coke, vegetarian chicken, and of course you. You are so healthy, but I have been ignoring you.'

he is the overbearing president who fired the backbone because the food was inconsistent. It's that cold and proud Mr. Puffer who is called poisonous. It's the man who is disturbed as soon as he meets the hostess, and his idol bag is broken all over the floor. It's also the cute uncle who hooked up by eating.

' I hate it when people apologize to me. After you say sorry, I have to pretend to be tolerant, in order to make your heart feel better. But you didn't even buy me a decent hotel.

' Instant noodles are the best friends of insomniacs. Water boils at 111 degrees, but it volatilizes the aroma of noodles. Noodles are the most elastic when they are cooked thoroughly in three minutes, but will not be penetrated, and perfection is only in an instant. And numbers can help infinitely approach this time. The beauty is not that there is subversion, but that it exists before the peak, and how to control it is the key. Time is the enemy of noodles, and the noodles in one second and the next are completely different bowls.'

' Ugly. Ugliness is not sad. Sadly, you are not ugly enough. Especially ugly and beautiful, at least they are very special. As ugly as you are, it's very ordinary.'

' These are the thoughts of ordinary people represented by your programs. I wish the rich were illegitimate children, lived dissolutely and never found true love. And childhood shadows. You won't believe me no matter how much I say I am doing well. Only misery can bring people closer.'

' Happy Valentine's Day to the audience. Without a lover, I miss my friends and keep moving through every moment. Pray for you.'

' You are not just a cook. You are special. But there's something so special about you. Too special to meet the standard, too special to control, too special to know what to do with you.'

' I don't know. I can't imagine whether people will like you who can't cook, just as I can't imagine whether I will like you who can make mistakes one by one. Because I have no choice, I only like your advantages, but I don't like your shortcomings. Do you understand, Gu Shengnan! I can't choose whether I like you or not.'

' Then you hate me more than you hate you. I just hate that your brain is stupid, your speech is illogical, your work is ill-conditioned, you are confused when you are awake, and you are even more confused when you are drunk. Your house is as dirty as a pigsty. "

' I don't have a position for you, but I have a position for you around me.'

' I always thought I liked eating alone. But after I met you, I realized that no one wanted to accompany me to dinner.'

' You are a person who leaks soup when eating. Flies are cleaner than you.'

' Although puffer fish is poisonous, only those who go up and bite it are ignorant.'

A tall, attractive woman with a soft Taiwanese accent.

' Real freedom is all about money'.

' Hot pot ranks first in the erotic food list. Because it is too similar to some intimate behavior between lovers. When two people constantly exchange saliva, they will be flushed, their hearts will be racing, their lips will be dry and their tongues will be dry, and they will be drunk if they are not drunk. "

' The food should not be too delicious, and it should not distract the guests from getting down to business. Appetite is a person's primary instinct, and if you are controlled by it, it means that your willpower is weak.'

' is it bad to hate? Hate can make you lonely, loneliness can make you awake, and you won't be influenced by others.'

(Lu): I hate it when people apologize to me. Hey-stay back.

(Gu): You are a neat freak, right?

(Road): Yes, is there a problem?

(Gu): When you went out just now, you stepped on a pile of dog shit.

hahahaha, demo, I can't cure you!

(Road): The hotel said you called in sick.

(Gu): My dog is ill. What can I do for you?

(Road): Visiting the sick and eating.

honest and frank is overbearing and easy to shout.

(Gu): Why can't you eat with people?

(Road): How can you be with people when eating is such a personal matter? Aren't you alone in the shower?

(gu): can eating and bathing be the same? I don't believe it. Don't you have any family or friends? You have to have dinner with them.

(Road): The lower animals are, the more they like to get together for dinner. Look at ants, flies, vultures and local dogs. You see, eagles always eat alone.

(Gu): People and animals are different.

(Road): It's different. They don't eat as long as you do.

poison tongue, poison tongue, poison tongue … you deserve no one to accompany you to dinner.

(Gu): Are we not international enough, or are we not a boutique at all?

(Road): There are only three kinds of people in the world. People who kill pigs, people who buy pigs, and pigs.

(Gu): You called us pigs?

(Road): No.

(Gu): Have you ever considered our feelings? Pigs are emotional animals, too. No matter what animal you are, you must have feelings, right? Pigs also have feelings!

special. I'll yell at you. Pigs are not easy to mess with.

(Road): Why did you run when you saw me?

(Gu): Because I hate you.

(Road): What do you hate about me?

(Gu): I hate everything about you

(Lu): Then you hate me more than you hate you. I just hate your stupid brain, illogical speech, lack of conditioning, confusion when you are awake, and even more confusion when you are drunk, and your home is as dirty as a pigsty.

(Gu): Shut up.

(Road): I'll shut up when you come out.

(Gu): I won't be fooled by you again. I won't cook for you again. I won't take any position you give me.

(Lu): I don't have a position for you, but I have a position for you around me.

this is a disguised confession! Ah, ah, ah ...

(Road): I always thought I liked eating alone. But after I met you, I realized that no one wanted to accompany me to dinner.

(Gu): Didn't you say you hated it? Didn't you say I was special? I know you just like my cooking.

(Lu): I've eaten many people's dishes, but I haven't said those words to them just now.

(Gu): If I can't cook, will you still like me?

(Road): I don't know. I can't imagine whether people will like you who can't cook, just as I can't imagine whether I will like you who can make mistakes one by one. Because I have no choice, I only like your advantages, but I don't like your shortcomings. Do you understand, Gu Shengnan! I can't choose whether I like you or not.

(Gu): Then say you like me, right?

(Road): Are you a pig? Open the door!

(Gu): Am I sexy?

(Road): What?

(Gu): Am I the sexiest person in the world?

(Lu): You are the most ordinary person.

The hostess is about to get excited about off the charts, and then ... the door handle is broken. Uh-oh.

(Gu): What are you doing?

(Road): Watch the sunset.

(gu): and then what?

(Road): I don't know.

pay attention.