My sister has a friend who has a little son about three years old ... One day, he found his son waving at the window and said, "Goodbye, uncle!" " "At first, my friend didn't think so ... I thought my son was talking to an uncle passing by in the street (because his family life was very poor), but I thought his son always said this at around dusk ... but I couldn't see anyone outside the window ... The more I thought about it, the more I was afraid of my friend ... So I asked my son who to say goodbye to ... My son replied," With my uncle! The friend asked again, "There's no one outside! Which uncle did you tell? " The son pointed to the outside and answered him, "Which uncle? Uncle Sun! '

2. On the country road

Car accidents often occur on winding country roads, so there are often some ghost stories. One night, a taxi driver saw a woman in white with a long hair shawl on the side of the road and waved to him. The driver is bold because he has never seen a ghost. He stopped to let her get on the bus. Along the way, although the driver didn't believe in ghosts, he was also from Mao Mao, so he often turned a blind eye to the woman behind him and continued driving. The driver was shocked and stepped on a brake! I saw that woman appear again, bleeding to KB. The driver was too scared to speak. I thought, it's over, this time I really met a ghost! "When I was nervous, the woman said," Hey! Driver, I'm just afraid of being seen by you. I'm sorry, so I bent down and dug a nose. Who told you to brake in such a hurry? Look! I have a nosebleed! "

3. Head outside the window

Just these days, an old man came to the village. The old man looks very haggard and depressed, but perhaps because no one knows him, no one pays special attention to him As a result, at night, the old man was found hanging himself in the Woods! Moreover, the place where he hanged himself is behind Xiao Jing's home, and even the old man can be clearly seen through the bathroom window! In the evening, Xiao Jing came back. Because the body was quickly disposed of, Xiao Jing didn't know about it. He takes a bath because the bathroom is very small, so he is close to the transom when he takes a bath. Just in the middle of washing, Xiao Jing looked up and saw the transom. What he saw at that time made Xiao Jing stiff! Because she saw a head! Xiaojing can't move, but her head keeps looking at her! At this moment, the colonel actually smiled! Say: Sister, ... Are you shocked?

Step 4 eat instant noodles and die

My brother doesn't like my mother's cooking very much, but he likes instant noodles. One day, my mother didn't cook, and my brother wanted to eat instant noodles. My mother scolded him: "You won't go out to buy lunch without your mother to cook, will you?" Eating instant noodles is not nutritious! ! My brother said, "I just like eating, so what?" Alas ... mom told you that instant noodles are really not a good thing. There is a young lady in your father's company. In order to save all the money and send it home, she eats instant noodles in the morning, noon and evening. She ate instant noodles every day, and she died three months later! " (frightened to disgrace) "Really?" "How could mom lie to you?" "Really, how did she die? "... well, ... I had an accident while buying instant noodles. .....

5. Car accident

In high school, there was a scene in the fruit and vegetable market in front of Huazhong Bridge (thrilling) ... Because the fruit and vegetable market was the dividing point of many cars, and it was time to get off work, the bus we took was crowded, and the people standing at the door of the car, including their faces, clung to the door like geckos. After the driver and others got on the bridge, they started to set out. Because they wanted to get on the bridge, he kept stepping on the accelerator until he found a car in front. I saw the old woman lying on the road in front of the car, motionless, with a pile of intestines flowing out and beginning to ooze blood ... Some people began to scream ... Some people were speechless, but the driver was pale and afraid to sit down in his seat. When the driver in the car started pointing at the current driver, something strange happened ... Suddenly, the old woman stood up and took out one.

6. Missed sales

There was once a legend that there was a stall selling roast meat, and its stuffing was made of human flesh. At this time, a man didn't believe it, so he went to the barbecue stall and bought a box of barbecue.

On the way home, the man felt as if someone was following him. He looked back and saw no one. Even so, he began to feel uneasy. So he opened the box of smiles and suddenly found that there was a box of smiles missing! ! He thought it was strange, but on second thought, maybe he gave one less when he bought it. So he closed the lid and walked on.

Walking, he still felt very strange, so he stopped to open the box again. This time, he found that there were two fewer smiles! ! ! ! He began to suspect that a ghost was following him, and then he ate a spoon. .............................................................................................................................................................

At this time, he finally couldn't help shouting, running and running, and stopped to open it when it was almost time. At this time, he found that all Shao Shao were gone. ...................

The man shouted, "How come! ! ! ? "So he put his head near the box and found a very strange thing. ...........................

It turns out that those barbecues are all glued to the lid.

1 Eat apples

Words in the dark, the longest ... the most terrible road. ...

The taxi driver drove there. ...

There is a woman waving to get on the bus by the roadside ... OK ... It was quiet all the way. ...

Until the woman spoke. ...

She said, "Here's an apple for you … It's delicious …" The driver thought it was great … so he took it …

Then I took a bite ... the woman asked, "Is it delicious?"

The driver said, "Delicious!" The woman replied, "I liked apples very much before I died ..."

Wow ...&; * $ # @ ... When the driver heard this sentence, he was scared to stop suddenly and turned pale. ...

I saw that woman slowly turn her head forward, ....................................................................................................................................................................

Want to know what she said? ……………………………………………………

"But I don't like to eat after giving birth!

2. Dolls

There is a taxi driver who works in a taxi company.

One night, he drove through a very desolate place, surrounded by darkness; Suddenly I saw a building on the wasteland ahead, with dim lights. He wants to know when such a building was built here. He saw a young lady beckoning him to drive home. When the young lady got on the bus, he closed the door and started driving. After a while, he felt very strange. Why doesn't this lady speak? As a result, he looked in the mirror and found that there was no lady in it, only a doll sitting there. Scared to death, he grabbed the doll and threw it out of the window. After returning home, he was seriously ill.

After his illness, he returned to work in a taxi company. As a result, his colleague said to him, "You are really boring. A beautiful lady came to complain that she tried to drive your car last time. As a result, she just threw the doll in, so you closed the door and drove away. "

3. Ghost fire

On a dark night, a man drove along the night road and passed a cemetery. The breeze blew, and the surrounding sounds rustled, making people feel creepy and numb. Just then, he suddenly found a little red light flashing in the distance. His first thought was "jack-o'-lantern". So he carefully picked up a stone and threw it at the lamp. I saw the fire burning behind another grave. What is even more frightening is that he picked up a stone and threw it at the fire, only to see the light fly to another grave. At this point, he is close to collapse. So he picked up another stone and threw it at the lamp. At this moment, I heard a voice from behind the grave: "Shit, who is it? "Shit is not fun. A pack of cigarettes cut me three times. "

4. Damn it

After the Halloween masquerade, two men walked home ... when they passed a cemetery, they wanted to cross it on a whim. When they were halfway, they were frightened by the sound of drumming. The sound came from a dark place, and they were all frightened. Then they found an old man digging a tombstone with a chisel.

One of them said, "My God, sir, we thought you were a ghost. What are you doing here so late? " The old man scolded, "* * *, they misspelled my name. ! ! ! "

5, the toilet meets a ghost

Chu Yang wants to visit the countryside. When chatting with his relatives, they told him that there were ghosts in the toilet here. However, if you don't pick things from ghosts, ghosts won't hurt you. It may be because of the acclimatization. At night, Chu Yangxiang's stomach hurts like hell. There is really no way out, so Chu Yang has to bite the bullet and go to the toilet on tenterhooks.

Chu Yanggang squatted down and heard the ghost's voice: "Do you want red toilet paper or white toilet paper?"

Knowing that ghosts are unacceptable, Chu Yang replied, "I always use newspapers." It seems that Chu Yangxiang has dysentery. After a while, Chu Yangxiang ran to the toilet again, but this time, he was no longer afraid. Seeing Chu Yang backward, the ghost held out his hand and said, "Wen Wei Po or Morning Post?" "I always use sports newspapers. "In the evening, Chuyang went to the toilet for the third time. "Sports Weekly or Football Daily?" Asked the ghost.

"... I ... I just want to pee. "

6. The complaints of three ghosts

One day they met God while shopping! They told God that they all died miserably and hoped to send them to heaven! God said helplessly, there are too many residents in heaven now, and it is full. But there's another place! You said, whoever dies the worst will go to heaven!

So, the first ghost began to say ... I was a cleaner before I died. Work is very hard! Busy from morning till night! One day, I was cleaning the glass outside a building. It's the kind of dangerous work hanging outside at high altitude! On the 30th floor! Suddenly, I slipped and fell! I think it's over I'm dying! But survival instinct makes me scratch unconsciously! Fortunately, I grabbed the railing of a balcony on the 13 floor. I feel saved! So I want to climb up after I get well! Who knows, suddenly someone patted my hand and I fell down again! I think I'm really finished now! However, my life should not be decided, and a tent trapped me below. I'm glad I must have accumulated virtue in my last life! If you want to wait for your strength to recover, go down. Who knows, a refrigerator fell from it and killed me!

You laughed flat after reading it.

The second ghost said ... I was a clerk before I died. Everything is fine. I have a beautiful wife. Great figure! But it's just a little water. I have a slight heart attack. One day I forgot to bring my medicine to work, so I went home to get it. When I came in, I saw my wife's hair was unkempt and messy. There must be an adulterer. So I searched the whole house, kitchen and toilet, but I couldn't find them. When I got to the balcony, I found two hands on the railing, and I thought to myself: adulterer! So he patted his hand. I think, 13 floor! See if I can fall to my death! As a result, I didn't die when I looked at it! Caught in a tent! I was in a hurry, so I searched the whole house and went into the kitchen. I found the refrigerator was big enough, so I threw it down. Finally smashed him to death! I'm so happy! Laughing a lot. Who knows, laughing so hard, laughing so hard!

The third ghost said ... I'm a punk, but I didn't do anything wrong! One day I went to a female friend's house to hang out! Just finished, my husband suddenly came back! I have to find a place to hide. So I searched the kitchen and toilet, and finally found that their refrigerator was quite big, so I hid in it! I don't understand, how did her husband know I was in the ice box, and he threw away the refrigerator from 13 floor! I just fell dead with my refrigerator!

7. There are two people.

In a remote village, there is a straight telephone pole on a narrow path. Strange to say, people often have accidents there. Soon, a young man and a young woman were accidentally knocked down by bicycles and died on the spot. One night, five-year-old Xiao Zhi and her mother passed by on their way home. Xiao Zhi suddenly said, "Mom, there are two people on the telephone pole." Mother took his hand and walked away quickly and said, "Stop talking nonsense, children!" " "But it soon spread. One day, a reporter came to interview Xiao Zhi and asked him to take him to see the place where the car accident happened. Xiao Zhi generously led him, and the reporter asked, "Where is it?" Xiaozhi pointed to the above.

The reporter looked up and saw a sign hanging on the telephone pole, which read: everyone is responsible for traffic safety.

8. Ghosts took their lives.

Once upon a time there was a man who had a girlfriend. He loves her more than anyone else in the world. But one day, his girlfriend left him mercilessly without even giving him a reason. Watching his girlfriend go shopping arm in arm, he was in great pain and lost his mind. Finally one day he killed his girlfriend. He was going to kill her and then kill himself. But when I was dying, I felt the value of life. Since then, he has been haunted by nightmares every day. In the dream, his girlfriend was naked, with long hair, red tongue hanging down, and her finger was hooked to kill him. Nightmares tormented him like needles, and one day he found a Taoist priest and begged to get rid of him.

The Taoist asked him to do three things.

First, give his girlfriend a good funeral.

Second, burn the pajamas that his girlfriend wore before her death.

Third, clean the hidden bloody clothes.

Everything must be finished before midnight, or you will be killed!

He did everything carefully according to the orders of the Taoist priest, but the bloody coat was nowhere to be found. It's almost midnight. Beads of sweat dripped from his face and wet the carpet. He found this bloody dress in the middle of the night, but no matter how he wiped it, it couldn't be washed off. At this time, there was a sudden strong wind, lightning and thunder. The window was shaken from side to side by the strong wind, and the sound of broken glass made people even more jumpy. Suddenly all the lights went out and the whole room was dark.

In the lightning, I saw his girlfriend wearing bloody pajamas, with blood dripping from her eyes, pointing at him with a ferocious face and a harsh voice: "Do you know why blood can't be washed away?" He was too scared to say a word.

The girlfriend continued: "Because you are useless to Tiaoka washing powder, idiot."

If it helps you, I hope to adopt it, thank you ~