Humor of the hotel lady 1. When I went on a business trip with my colleagues in other places, the local colleagues were hospitable and hosted a banquet in a private room in characteristic hotel that night. After a dozen men, women and men sat down, they kept chatting, and only one person was ordering. After ordering, I asked for everyone's opinion: "The food is ready. Is there anything to add?" In this case, in Beijing, we usually ask the young lady to report the names of the dishes she ordered. So a buddy in Beijing said, "Miss, report." Miss saw his one eye, nothing happened. "Miss, report it!" Dude, it's a little urgent. Miss face flushed, still nothing happened. "What? I asked you to report it. Did you hear me? " Dude, it's really urgent. A female colleague hurriedly dozen circle field: "Miss, you hurry to report one by one!" The young lady mumbled something and asked, "So, so ... is it okay to hold a woman instead of a man?" "Poof!" A female colleague just drank a big mouthful of tea and sprayed it all on the person in front. A dozen people laughed, and the young lady was at a loss. It's time to serve at 1: . Let's serve the first one with a face lift. A big plate of face-lift was served, followed by several dishes of ingredients and sauces. The young lady didn't pay attention when serving, and a drop of sauce spilled on a buddy's pants. That buddy is also deliberately teasing, pretending to be sullen and asking the young lady, "What should I do?" The young lady said calmly, "whatever you do." "What do you suggest?" "Do what you want?" "What do you usually do here?" "Why don't I help you?" "Good." I saw the young lady quickly pour a few dishes of ingredients and sauces on Rapier, holding chopsticks in one hand and a spoon in the other, and mixing them with a few brushes. Then he said to the buddy, "Sir, it's ready to eat." The buddy stared at the plate with his eyeballs for a long time without saying anything, and another colleague said "thank you" to the lady for him. The main course is served-roast leg of lamb, a large plate of meat bones and a plate of salt and pepper. A Beijing buddy loves this mouth so much that he grabbed a leg of lamb unceremoniously. Click is a bite, and he guzzled. When the young lady saw it, she said, "Sir, this should be dipped in it." The buddy looked at the young lady in doubt and then at the local colleagues. A local colleague said, "It tastes better when dipped in it." The buddy then stood up with a leg of lamb and clicked again. The young lady hurried over and asked, "Sir, do you need anything?" "Ah? No. " "Then please sit down and eat." Buddy muttered and sat down, looked at everyone, lost. Carefully take the leg of lamb to your mouth and take a careful bite. The young lady added, "Sir, you should dip this in." Buddy rose to his feet, waved a leg of lamb and shouted angrily, "How can you eat while standing and sitting?"! ？ " 4 tables are full, and the leaders come here. Greeted with a full house, there was a sound of greetings. The young lady next to the banquet is very beautiful, new here, inexperienced and quite tight. Everyone sat down, and someone called, "Miss, tea!" Miss hurried forward and pointed with her finger: "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, * * * seven!" Everyone laughed, and the leader added, "Pour the tea!" Miss busy "backwards" again: "7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, or seven." Someone asked, "What are you counting?" The young lady hesitated and replied in a low voice, "I am a dog." Everyone was angry and shouted, "Call your manager!" When the manager entered, he lowered his hand and smiled and asked, "What do you want to tell me?" The leader said, "Don't ask more questions. Go and find out the age of this young lady." The manager was puzzled and did as he was told. He replied, "18 years old, a dog!" The leader laughed and everyone laughed. The leadership is massive and does not pursue it, and it is inconvenient for everyone to pursue it. Miss and manager are like falling clouds. /Joke_12_9251_1.html 5 After thirty, a dish was served: "Stewed tortoise!" Everyone was happy, but they didn't forget the rules. Someone waved the tortoise head with a bamboo stick and said, "The leader moves, the leader moves!" The leader looked at the turtle's head, which was shaken wildly, and was unhappy. He didn't want to reconcile the ending of this statement and didn't want to violate the good wishes of everyone, so he took a spoon and tasted the soup, saying, "Good, good! Please make yourselves at home. " Someone said, "Yes-a tortoise should have soup!" The leader was so angry that he almost spat. Before long, the soup was almost exhausted, and something came out round and asked, "Miss, what is this?" The young lady answered quickly, "Yes." Everyone was pleasantly surprised: "Leaders eat first, leaders eat first!" This leader didn't hear the words of "bad luck", so he was very happy and called the young lady: "Give everyone points!" For a long time, the young lady did not move, and the leader angrily asked, "Why, can't you tell this clearly?" The young lady said awkwardly, "There are seven people and six * * *. How can I divide them?" When everyone listened, they all stared at each other, full of delicious food, which was hard to swallow.