The most painful thing in the world is that I want to fucking sleep with you, but I see you sleeping with someone else and complain to me about that person's poor work.
I didn't say these two words, but four eyes and little hedgehog said them.
We don't get the nickname "four eyes" either, but the goods themselves. The nickname "Little Hedgehog" was also given by Siyan since childhood, because she would bully him alone.
I have never understood the significance of a person who is not nearsighted running around with his eyes behind his back every day, but the biggest hobby of this product is pretending to be forced.
We are all envious. People like Siyan who want money but have no money, no education or even a decent job never lack girlfriends. One person divided it, and the next person made it up.
Evaluate yourself with four eyes: I am nothing but handsome. ...
This makes the column of professional singles for decades very angry. ...
Zhuzi patted me with a calloused hand: Brother, why do you say Siyan never lacks a girlfriend? Big equipment? Well done?
I gave him an angry look: How the fuck do I know if he is good? I wonder if you can try it yourself?
The pillar said indignantly, Oh ...
You are a hammer. What about you? !
Hedgehog and Siyan live opposite each other, and they have a good relationship from generation to generation. Siyaner is the only daughter in the family, and the hedgehog happens to be the only daughter in the family, so they officially became brothers and sisters with different surnames under the witness of their parents. Only they know what their parents are thinking ...
When I was a child, the shameless four eyes insisted on treating Little Hedgehog, who was two months older than himself, as her sister, but her parents actually agreed, so Little Hedgehog was wronged for a long time. ...
Brother Four Eyes didn't come for nothing. It really hurts to treat a hedgehog as a sister. In elementary school, a male classmate bullied hedgehog. After four eyes knew it, without saying anything, a brick was slapped on the boy's forehead in front of the teacher, and then he bled.
The teacher stopped him when he raised his eyes to take the second picture. At this time, four eyes shouted at the boy: Do you fucking know who she is? She is my sister!
Hedgehog recalls: At that time, four eyes were red. ...
The female teacher who just graduated from college was scared to tremble, and the little boy who was photographed was too scared to move …
Since then, no one dares to bully hedgehogs. From then on, everyone knows that there is a 250 in Class 3, Grade 4. Parents ordered their children to stay away from that 250 and not to play with him!
During high school, Siyan changed several girlfriends, but he shamelessly taught hedgehog to study hard and not to fall in love early.
After graduating from high school, Siyan and Little Hedgehog are still in the same city, but not in the same university.
Siyan may not remember how many girlfriends she changed. She often takes different types of girlfriends by bus for two hours to check the hedgehog. Hedgehog can always analyze the advantages and disadvantages of Siyan's various girlfriends from the inside out.
In the four years of college, hedgehog only talked about love once, and then four eyes knew that the boy was scum and stepped on several boats.
So, Siyaner took love rat to the intensive care unit with a baseball bat. If Siyan was not desperately stopped by the little hedgehog, love rat might be worried about his life, because the little hedgehog saw the familiar blood red in Siyan's eyes …
Finally, the program could not be closed. Love rat's parents insisted on putting Siyaner in prison. Hedgehog and Siyaner's parents came and spent a lot of money to solve this problem.
Nobody blames Four Eyes and Little Hedgehog.
Four-eyed parents said: be gentle in the future …
Hedgehog's parents say that if you come again, there will be nothing in our two homes …
Four eyes said flatly: It won't happen again.
Hedgehog never talked about her boyfriend again …
Siyan often changes girlfriends, but every time he breaks up with another girl, he never has an affair with several girls at the same time (this is what he said) …
Siyan has made so many girlfriends that few people know that Little Hedgehog is not her sister.
They talk about everything, hum! I really have something to say. ...
Autumn, 20 14.
Hedgehog with four eyes: Old girl, I'm lovelorn again. Come out and have a drink with me.
Hedgehog: Call a girl.
Si Yaner: Sister, come out and have a drink with me. ...
Midnight.
Both of them are almost in place, and you talked a lot. ...
-Sister! Why have you been looking for a boyfriend for so many years?
-Brother! Why have you been changing girlfriends for so many years?
-Sister! I can't find that satisfactory one!
-Brother! Because ... I like you. ......
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Looking at the hedgehog with four eyes and a puzzled face, I regard you as my own sister, and you fucking want to sleep with me?
Hedgehog looked at four eyes with contempt. Why not just say sleep or not?
Strike the table with four eyes: go, go to sleep!
The next day, in the early morning. ...
Hedgehog: If you don't like me, consider me one of your girlfriends. It doesn't matter.
Four eyes: Oh.
Hedgehog: I am going to work. Take a break.
Four eyes: OK.
Siyan called the company for leave, doing nothing and lying in the hotel bed for a day. ...
In the evening, Siyan picked up her mobile phone and dialed the phone of Little Hedgehog: Sister, I'm still in the hotel, please come quickly.
Hedgehog: What?
Four eyes: I miss you.
Hedgehog: What do you miss me?
Four eyes: I want to sleep with you.
Hedgehog: Why?
Four eyes: I like you, too. ...
late night
Siyan: Shall we get married?
Hedgehog: But we haven't started dating yet.
Four eyes: Never fucking been in love. We have been in love for 20 years. ...
Hedgehog: Hehe ... That's right.
Not long ago, I went to their son's centenary dinner.
Me: Do you want me to write down your story?
Hedgehog: Write, write, be sure to write. ...
Siyan: You know what you can and can't write, right?
Me: I know everything I can write. What can't I write? Can you describe it?
Four eyes: Forget it ... You ... You can do it.
Me: I'll see what I can do. ...
Four-eyed Hedgehog: You can write casually!
Me: Then I can write casually. ...
Four-eyed Hedgehog: Good!