1. A man in Fujian loves to smell his smelly socks, which eventually leads to pulmonary fungal infection in hospital.

2. A man in Wuhan was so sad that he wanted to jump off the building. Everyone tried to persuade him for six hours, but when everyone was at a loss, his good friend called him to drink with a crab. He was tempted by delicious food and gave up jumping off the building.

3. Brother Liu, who is 4 years old, drinks soya-bean milk as water and gluttonously eats cultured aquatic products. In the past two years, he has grown from flat chest to D cup. Soy milk and cultured aquatic products contain a lot of estrogen, which is the chief culprit that makes Lao Liu's chest swell.

4. Mr. Jia of Zhenjiang found 5, yuan in cash in front of the ATM and immediately called the police to hand it in. But the next day, Mr. Jia went to the police station and said that he was the owner. It turned out that he had taken his 5, yuan by mistake, and only when he got home did he find that the money he had handed in was his own?

5. The temple accountant misappropriated 8, yuan: In court, he "thundered repeatedly" and said, "I didn't know it was illegal to misappropriate the money in the temple. When misappropriating this money, I asked the Bodhisattva, and the Bodhisattva said that it was ok ... "

# Nannan Medieval # Nannan Erhua