1. Xu Fengnian continued: "I'm afraid of Xu Xiao." Xu Zhihu was surprised and joked, "That's strange. Anyone can be afraid of King Beiliang in the world, but you will be afraid of our father?" Xu Fengnian murmured: "I am afraid that Xu Xiao is old." Xu Zhihu is silent. You're out of your league to make fun of poor Michael.

3. When Fan Wenfang was asked when she would get married, she joked: Getting married is a little scary!

4. The price of wisdom is worth it. This is a joke about life's view of life.

5. A president of a mining company once liked his translation, but he also joked: "Obviously, she is the mole."

6. He pointed kindly and jokingly, laughing to himself, and went to the breast wall.

7. If they were wrong, they would joke, and if they were wrong, they would point to the complaints of mulberry trees.

8. After seeing our results, I teased a very intelligent friend once. According to Kuder's survey, bricklayer is his first career choice.

9. If you joke with the donkey, you will be slapped on the ear by the donkey's tail.

1. The person who once made us proud to mention it to others, proudly teased him and said everything about him, why didn't he dare to mention it again? Yao Chen

11. Taobao, the main online shopping website in China, said that this was obviously a joke. After learning this, Taobao immediately removed this webpage.

12. Allen once jokingly said, "You don't have to tell Denzel what he is going to do. After he comes in, you just discuss and communicate with him." .

13. Looking at Xue Yu's caring appearance, Ran Xue joked aloud: "Sister Yu Ning, are you thinking about your little lover? I haven't seen you for a long time, so you miss it so much? " .

14. Watching Lifan's whole team practice hard, Zhou Ting, a national security general who even came to greet him, jokingly said to Lifan's teaching assistant Niu Hongli, "What an idea to practice so hard?" Can you meet happily after that? " .

15. Seeing Dean Qi, who was sweating like a collapse, Zheng Tian joked cheerfully, I said Lao Qi, a provincial party secretary made you so tired.

16. His joking words brought me back to my free thoughts. I looked at the fan in my hand again and saw that it was exquisite in craftsmanship, exquisite and delicate, fragrant and fragrant, with a silk face and a fan bone drawing pattern, exquisite in style, beautiful in color and elegant and generous.

17. After listening to the banter of a man who works in the field, all the people who work in the field gave out bursts of well-meaning laughter, and at the same time, they couldn't help but think of the warm and delicious white-flour jiaozi, which is only delicious in dreams! Haha, thank you for your kind words.

18. Under his high nose, he has a small and clever mouth. I always smile at ordinary times. If I get angry, my lips will become high and high. At this moment, everyone jokingly said: You can really hang two oil bottles!

19. Under his high nose, there is a small clever mouth. Usually, I always smile. If I get angry, my mouth will be stuck up. At this time, everyone jokingly said, "You can really hang two oil bottles!" " .

2. Before going to the stars, Yi was looking in the mirror. Next to a girl: "No need to take pictures, you are the most handsome!" " Yibao nodded cutely. Wang Ye joked aside: "You really admit it!" .

21. Harry Fawkes, who works in the municipal engineering department, pretends to be in high spirits and keeps joking and laughing.

22. A beautiful young lady took out a paper towel from her bag and wiped it on her seat after getting on the bus. When the gentleman next to her saw it, she jokingly said, "Love cleanliness, don't love the environment, it's like laying eggs, eggs don't need chickens."

23. "Wow, you're really organized here!" I exclaimed. "Maybe I should organize my things like you." I joked.

24, 818, send one hair, send you eight hair: get rich and get rich, and everyone will praise you if you are angry; Give orders to everyone, develop and expand for everyone; The fortune turned into good luck, and the hair department joked and laughed; Thought-provoking and diligent summary, carry forward and make it forever!

25. It's funny when the jokes in the drama are safe and don't hurt others. April 1st is April Fool's Day every year, and people are used to joking with friends on that day.

26. Out of curiosity, the witness hid behind a rock at a distance, chatting with a few fishermen and watching the "fishing brother" calmly fishing in the gale.

27. Hyun Bin expressed satisfaction with his performance, and hoped that the audience would like it. If the audience felt bad, "I will definitely perform the next one", Hyun Bin joked.

28. In the first few days, Yajing and Fang Ming were very embarrassed. Xiaomin often teased them about it, which made Yajing blush. After a few days, she became accustomed to it and didn't shy away from anything.

29. "Of all these housewives in our family, which one is easy to pester? If they are a little wrong, they will joke and joke, and if they are a little wrong, they will complain about talking nonsense.

at 3 o'clock and 12 o'clock sharp, the hotel began to serve food. A group of people sat around in two tables, laughing and talking about their experiences in recent years, or making fun of several pairs of ambiguous classmates in the class, which was enjoyable for a while.

31. Dong Hao looked at Wang Zeyang's puzzled eyes and joked.

32. His words caused everyone to burst into laughter. Liangzi jokingly said, "Maybe someone else has practiced the dragon claw hand, but they didn't steal their peaches, so they will lose their own!" .

Girls aged 16 or 17 have already understood many things. Yaer Zhao and Zhao Fan are very close, so they often make jokes.

34. Li Mingshan quipped: Hanyu, your name has been heard like thunder recently. I can almost hear cocoon son in your ears.

35. Our son has laughed like a bottle gourd, and he still remembers to joke: "No! If you don't know, it's not a crime. Go ahead! " .

36. An old man nearby asked, "Mr. Dai, do you also attend classes?" She jokingly said, "A lot of art does not weigh you down."

37. At about : 15 on February 28th, an off-road vehicle crashed into a bank in China, panshi city. This scene was posted on Weibo by netizens, who jokingly called it "robbing a bank".

38. Because Ruby Lin fell down at home a few days ago and got ten stitches, she also jokingly said, "Can you give me another wish not to leave a scar?" .

39. Liu Yonghao's hairstyle, which has remained unchanged for more than ten years, once made CCTV hosts joke for a long time, saying that the industry that he disliked the most was the haircut industry.

4. She used to sit silently reciting her lines whenever she was free, and gradually joined the ranks of everyone, joking with everyone.

41. Sitting on the plastic stool in the business hall, Yang Xing fiddled with the ten-yuan and five-yuan tickets under the woven bag and joked, "Brother Wu has brought all his family here."

42. When we met yesterday, Fu Jie, the chairman of Giovanni Clothing, made such a joke.

43. Zhao Benshan, who was dressed in a pink gown, jokingly said that this appearance in such eye-catching clothes was only for the good fortune of Song Zu Ying's trip to the United States.

44. In order to imitate Ma Ying-jeou's slow speech, Ben Lee, who was already slow, deliberately slowed down. Some even joked that it would be dark when Ben Lee finished singing a song.

45. Wang Lan jokingly looked at Wei Yunuo, the right-hand man and good sister who has been helping her out.

46. Internet buzzwords are the product of loneliness. They are only used for fun when people are bored, but they are neither fish nor fowl when they are put on the big stage of the Spring Festival Gala.

47. Humor is plain and contains profound philosophy, which means that just like the joker himself in an old T-shirt, he is knowledgeable but honest, which makes people curious about Mount Emei, which has inspired him countless times.

48, this is a joke from the level of picking words.

49. Juaner jokingly pushed Juechen's back with her hand, which caused her to stumble and head against a sharp stone.

5. Shen Fang knew that she had a wide range of knowledge and deliberately joked, "Liuhe, which Liuhe is it?" .

51. The Queen Mother Qin, the owner of the Jinghai Palace, spoke softly and jokingly, as if she didn't care about Ouyang Xuan Yue and Shangguan Yelin's greetings, but she still looked as if she were towering.

52. This damn potato store manager doesn't have to ask someone to greet him if he wants to make fun.

53. Zhaoyang ran a few miles with the maids, leaving the driver far behind. Only then did the girls take off their veils. One maid joked, "Princess, do you think that general Chen will wait for us in front?" .

54. When I came, there were fans, so I gathered to talk about the lottery classics, tell some strange things in the newspaper, and mix some popular obscene words to make fun, and it would be dark.

55. Wang Zhexiu laughed and joked, but he didn't realize the rest of his life. On the contrary, he was much more relaxed.

56. At this time, Wanimal saw several families in Orange Island in twos and threes, all of whom were fishermen. On the river beach, there were fishing nets drying, and the fishermen were turning over dried fish to mend the nets. When they saw Wanimal, several fishermen joked, "Where did you get the fine dice? It's so white."

57. The days of teasing, encouraging, comparing and then stimulating each other always made people feel that they were not alone and not so lonely.

58. Li Cheng couldn't help jokingly saying, "Uncle Yuan, you've been busy in your house this day, and you don't go out much, so you know a lot.

59. Maybe it's because I usually like to play a joke on my neighbors, and I gradually got to know them after I moved here.

6. Lao Kong only responded with a wry smile to Long Jie's banter. He had bitten fall in price to death. He talked with the board about how to retreat and then retreat. And retired willingly! Sign an agreement with the old hole, the board will pay the money and take the key handed over by the old hole.

61. Kou Huang shook his folding fan and slowly walked out of the soldiers. He jokingly looked at Ouyang Yunxi, who was extremely embarrassed at the moment, and showed a mocking smile.

62. The sewage is overflowing, the smoke is smoky, you can't open the window in the day, and you can't sleep at night. More than 7 households can't stand it. One resident joked: The smell of oil smoke is spicy and pungent, and the shouts are loud and loud.

63. Yi Long joked aside to ease the atmosphere. "I really want to sleep in the arms of elegance!" .

64. Looking at Aylett in rags as if he had been struck by lightning, Fan Jian couldn't help joking, "What's the matter with you, old man? Be struck by lightning.

65. This old fortune teller likes to tease him most. In the past, Li Haotian would have lost his temper, and at least he would have glared at him if he didn't yell at him.

66. The brand-new combination of three judges, Zhou Libo, Cai Guoqing and Fan Bingbing, brought surprises to the audience. In particular, Cai Guoqing, wearing a flowered suit and orange pants, blinded the netizens and was teased for "suppressing Fan Bingbing".

67. Duyan teased Nangongtian in a harmonious play. Now Duyan has become cheerful after Nangongtian's education. When two people are together, they feel like friends. Well, I'm going back to rest, yes, young master.

68. Hang up the phone and then listen to the cross talk. Degang Guo came on the stage and joked: You should listen carefully and say hello when you go to the toilet.

69. Korean film and television talents are entering China in large numbers, and they are also generating income for South Korea. Some people jokingly call this a "new Korean wave".

7. His face was tanned and his skin became rough. The villagers jokingly called him "Dr. Black".

71. Lin Feng stood up slowly, patted the tattered clothes gently, and then seemed to realize when it was. She looked at Boss Zhang and joked, "Do you think you should take these lingshi or I should take them?" .

72. Yun Hao, who was sitting in the next seat, smiled and watched his parents joking with each other. While deeply enjoying this family happiness, he lowered his head and smiled at the stars and iron stars worn on his chest.

73. Wu Xiaomin joked: "Lao Zheng, I think you are adding insult to injury!" Zheng Jun looked Liu Yun with a smile, and Liu Yun was looking at him.

74. Talk to your family, talk about the outside world, and play jokes on each other.

75. After a casual banter, Zhou Gang heard the door of the office next door ring, and casually pouted and asked, "Is Director Xiao back?" .

76. He Luxue turned a deaf ear to the rumors outside. When she saw Jiang Xiwen, her eyes narrowed and she joked without scruple, "Hey, what brings our big boss to the newspaper office today?" .

77. When resting in the fields, the younger generations are very happy to play jokes on each other.

78. With the falling of the tuning hammer in the hand of the chief auctioneer, a stone fell from the heart of Inverse Extinction, and he said jokingly.

79. Many netizens who visited the 9536 website joked that "Tielaoda" wanted to transform itself into Taobao and JD.COM, but actually went into retail and sold small commodities.

8. Outside Terminal 4 of London Heathrow Airport, I sat with Liu Xiang's parents, chatting and joking.

81. Xiaodi is very active, and she chats enthusiastically with Lu Bing. Lingmo will also make jokes by the way.

82. Obviously, Bea Hayden, who has become an acquaintance with the owner of the bird shop, is still teasing and kissing the parrot Lao Hei in the shop in front of the camera, and jokingly said, "You love to kiss!" .

83. Fat Yang joked, Look at how many teeth you have left in your mouth. You are really a toothless person.

84. The two of them teased each other and hugged each other. Gradually, their eyes met, their lips met, and they were tender and tearful, and they entered the topic.

85. I laughed and joked with her and said, "Does that mean that if the person you like likes me, you will let go?".

86. Looking at Ye Shan's uncomfortable appearance, Lin Yizheng didn't tease him any more. He opened the porcelain box, and a cool breath suddenly filled out, which made people's spirit shake.

87. I've already started teasing Zhao Feiyan. In fact, Li Shu can see at a glance that Zhao Feiyan didn't do anything last night, but teasing Zhao Feiyan is always a good thing. Li Shu is really a bad guy.

88. I was a little surprised to see that Changqing would threaten people, and I teased him again. It seems that you are finally more interesting.

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