Is the story of Alibaba and the Forty Thieves an Eastern Night Tale or a Western Night Tale? ——Answer: None, it’s Arabian Nights
During the exam, Xiaoguang copied everything from Xiao Ming. Why did Xiao Ming get 100 points but Xiaoguang got zero points? ——Answer: Because Xiaoguang even copied Xiao Ming’s name
Who was the first Chinese girl to land on the moon? ——Answer: Chang'e
Your father and your mother had a son. He is neither your brother nor your brother. Who is he? ——Answer: It’s you.
Why can’t an egg be broken with a hammer? ——Answer: Of course a hammer will not break
Do you know how the idiom "incorrigible" came about? ——Answer: When a fire breaks out in a pharmacy, you can only save the person first and then the medicine
Why would some people ignore death? ——Answer: How can I save myself if I’m already dead?
Adi actually succeeded in hanging himself with a noodle thread. Why? ——Answer: Fallen to death
It’s obviously a “wrong” word, why did Xiaohua insist on saying it was “right”? ——Answer: It is indeed a typo
Xiaohu learned a good kung fu from the book "Encyclopedia of Martial Arts", but the first time he saw an uneven road, he was repaired. Why? ——Answer: What he saw was a pirated version
You can eat winter melon, cucumber, watermelon, and pumpkin. What kind of melon can’t be eaten? ——Answer: Fool
Lao Liu slept alone. Why did he wake up with deep teeth marks on his butt? ——Answer: Sleeping on his own dentures.
Why do people who are passionately in love like to fall in love in darker places? - Answer: Because love is blind
"Natural" refers to the inheritance of parents, and "nurture" refers to What? ——Answer: Tomorrow’s tomorrow
What is it better to turn a blind eye to? ——Answer: When shooting
There is an activity that can accurately tell You: Beauty is not born, but is created by many people. What kind of activity is this? ——Answer: Beauty pageant
What is the difference between eight o'clock and nine o'clock? ——Answer: Almost
What will be the impact of abolishing morning self-study? ——Answer: Let students and parents stay in bed for half an hour longer
Why do babies cry as soon as they are born? ——Answer: Because he saw that the nurse aunt was too beautiful and he was too young...
There is something that comes once a month, and just a thin piece of paper can make you upset. Chaos, what on earth is this? ——Answer: Monthly report card
The flow of the atmosphere is called "air flow"; the flow of river water is called "current"; what about the flow of wind? ——Answer: Fengliu
Why did Xiao Wang learn a text from the first to the third grade of junior high school? ——Answer: From the first to the third year of junior high school, you can study one lesson in two days, which is not bad!
What is something on your body that you will never be able to reach if you reach for it with your right hand? ——Answer: Right hand
What should you do when your girlfriend asks you for stars in the sky? ——Answer: Punch her
Lao Zhang has been selling fakes for more than 20 years, why do people think he is a good person? ——Answer: Lao Zhang sells wigs
He is not very old and has a big beard. No matter who he meets, he always likes to call mommy——Answer: Sheep
He only has a head but What is a cow without a body called a cow? ——Answer: A cow
When the fat sister Aying stood on the human body scale, why did the pointer only point to 5? ——Answer: The pointer has turned around
Pigs are full of treasures and are of great use. What other uses do pigs have to humans? ——Answer: It can also be used to curse people
Xiaohua stood up as high as the dining table. Two years later, she was able to move freely under the table. Why? ——Answer: Xiaohua is a dog
What is the difference between the son of a dragon and the son of a dog? ——Answer: One is a dragon and the other is a dog
A 100kg fat girl heard that riding a horse can help her lose weight, so she tried it. What do you think the result was? ——Answer: Ten Kilograms of Fatty Horse
After Superman and Supergirl finished doing push-ups, there was one hole and two holes in the ground respectively. What happened? ——Answer: Superman uses one hand and Supergirl uses both hands
Which duck color is the most beautiful? ——Answer: Roast duck
There is an animal in the Arctic with two peaks on its back and four legs. Guess the animal with five characters? ——Answer: Lost Camel
Which car is the most fuel-efficient to drive? ——Answer: Burn the midnight oil
Why do people who get married have to take wedding photos first? ——Answer: One auction
What is the biggest difference between Superman and Batman? ——Answer: Batman wears his underwear inside, and Superman wears his underwear outside
Why doesn’t the egg break when you hit it against a rock? ——Answer: Of course it doesn’t break when you hit an egg against a stone
Which village has the most people? ——Answer: Cambodia
Why do typhoons only occur in summer? ——Answer: Because the typhoon is going to hibernate
In a department store, there is a bald salesman who is promoting hair tonic. Do you know why he doesn’t use hair tonic himself? ——Answer: He wants everyone to know how ugly a bald head is
The big bad wolf dragged away the mother sheep, why did the little sheep follow silently? —— Answer: The lamb is in the belly of the mother sheep
What is the relationship between me and your father’s brother’s son’s classmate’s brother? —— Answer: It doesn’t matter
Ants and bees Which insect is least greedy for money, centipede? ——Answer: Centipede (no reward for no merit)
What’s the point of dragging a pig covered in silver powder to the stage? ——Answer: Zhuge Liang (Pig Leather Liang)
What flowers should be placed in the toilet? ——Answer: Mayflower
Knocking on a stool will make a "dong-dong" sound, so what sound will the stool make when knocking on someone? ——Answer: Scream
How do blind people eat oranges? ——Answer: Bullshit
Men take a bath in the bathhouse-----get some military supplies. ——Answer: Cannonballs
Xiao Ming ate red bean glutinous rice balls during working hours. When the manager saw it, he said angrily, “It’s too busy, isn’t it?” Xiao Ming replied something that made the manager so angry that he almost fainted? ——Answer: No, it’s sweet
What are you afraid of with cloth and paper? ——Answer: 10,000 people are spread out, just in case (not afraid of 10,000, just in case)
Why do wild geese fly to the south in autumn? ——Answer: Because I walked too slowly
The final exam results came back, and all four subjects were mediocre.
But the teacher said that compared to some students, there was one thing that was worthy of praise. What does the teacher mean? ——Answer: Pingping didn’t cheat
After getting married, why did A-Zhu prefer sleeping on the floor to sleeping on a waterbed with her husband? ——Answer: She suffers from seasickness
When you What’s the first thing you do when you notice your hair is getting longer? ——Answer: Extinction
What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius? ——Answer: Confucius held his son by his side, while Mencius put his son on his head
Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? ——Answer: Afraid of biting his own hand
Why did Guan Yu die earlier than Zhang Fei? ——Answer: Beauty but a Bad Life
Why can frogs jump higher than trees? ——Answer: Trees can’t jump
The doctor asked the patient: "Do you have a cold?" The patient shook his head. "Stomachache?" The patient shook his head. "Crazy?" The patient shook his head. What disease did he come to see? ——Answer: It’s to see the problem of shaking your head
5 is greater than 0, 0 is greater than 2, and 2 is greater than 5. Do you know what's going on? ——Answer: This is a game of "scissors, rock, paper". A clenched fist is 0, a scissors shape is 2, and an open hand is 5.
10 divided by 2 does not equal five. Why? ——Answer: Apart from the two traitors, there are 8 other traitors in the intelligence team
Captain Wang’s wife told him that she dreamed of becoming the colonel’s wife. Captain Wang was very happy, but soon he started drinking alone. Why? ——Answer: His wife remarried a colonel
How can you make a man fall in love at first sight? ——Answer: Don’t let him look at you a second time
According to the investigation, it was discovered that there are many people speaking the same English in different parts of the country at the same time. What is going on?—— — Answer: It turned out that they were all listening to the pronunciation exercises on the English radio lecture program at the same time
The squad leader told the rookie that after pulling the safety of the grenade, he should count five seconds in his mouth before throwing it. The rookie followed the squad leader's instructions. Indicated the action, but still got killed. Why? ——Answer: Because the rookie has a stutter
What are the benefits of having black hair? ——Answer: Don’t worry about getting tanned
If the taxi business is not good, how about hitting a Korean star? ——Answer: Cha Tae-hyun
How can a horse cross the river? ——Answer: Take the sun step
If the apple did not fall on Newton’s head, where would it fall? ——Answer: On the ground
Lao Wang’s hair has fallen out, but why does he still go to the barber shop? ——Answer: Lao Wang is a barber
Why do bears hibernate? Will you sleep for so long? ——Answer: No one dares to wake it up
Queue to go to the toilet and name a place? ——Answer: London
Jasmine, sunflower, rose, which flower is the least powerful?——Answer: Jasmine because it is a weak (Jasmine) flower
Mom asked Xiaomin to get a plate to put food on. Xiaomin brought it, but was scolded. Why? ——Answer: What he took was light.
In chemistry class, three chemical substances, barium chloride, copper sulfate, and calcium carbonate, were mixed together.
What will be the result? ——Answer: You will definitely be fixed by the teacher
How can a toad eat swan meat? ——Answer: The swan is dead
Why did Zhou Yu, a beautiful man from the Three Kingdoms, say with emotion: "Since Yu is born, how can Liang be born?" ——Answer: Because Zhuge Liang is taller and more handsome than Zhou Yu
A sow brought 10 piglets across the river, carrying 3 piglets on her back. After crossing the river, she still had 10 piglets. Why? ——Answer: Sows can’t count
When did you become more sure that you were Chinese? ——Answer: During the foreign language exam
Why did Zhuge Liang only agree to see Liu Bei after Liu Bei visited the thatched cottage three times? ——Answer: Because I didn’t bring any gifts the first two times
I often take my dog ??for morning jogs, which makes both me and him sweat profusely. Why? ——Answer: Have you ever seen a dog sweating profusely?
The elephant in the zoo died. Why did the elephant keeper cry so sadly? ——Answer: He thought of digging such a big hole, so he...
The King Cobra is a very ferocious venomous snake, but no matter how it is provoked, it will not bite. Why? ——Answer: Because it is in a dense forest with no people
Why don’t gangsters need to pay for rides? —— Answer: He is riding in a police car
Li Hong always ranks last in every race, but this time she ranks first. Why? —— Answer: She is the only one
In today's society, what do most self-employed people rely on for a living? ——Answer: Mouth
Where do you worry less about acne? ——Answer: On other people’s faces
Why do you have to quit smoking twice? ——Answer: Should I quit my right hand or my left hand
When did the First World War happen? ——Answer: When Adam and Eve were fighting
Is the bearded goat a female or a male? ——Answer: Both male and female goats have beards
Ninth wedding, name a city? ——Answer: Paris
What would you do if you gave birth to a child with only one right hand? ——Answer: Nonsense, no one has two right hands.
During the exam, Ah Cai couldn’t write a single question, but why suddenly his eyes lit up and he started writing quickly? ——Answer: He is writing class, seat number, and name.
Which hole on Supergirl’s body is the smallest? ——Answer: Ear piercing
A person has three hairs, why does he need to cut off one? ——Answer: He wants to be Sanmao’s brother
If the idol of girls unfortunately becomes a vegetable due to a car accident, what will happen to the movie fans? ——Answer: So cool
On the battlefield, where is the most densely populated place with bullets? ——Answer: On the ammunition transport truck
Who is happy to be let go? ——Answer: Pigeon
During the Persian Gulf War, why did the US military suffer fewer casualties at night than the Iraqi army? ——Answer: There are more black people in the United States
Which word can never be written well? ——Answer: The word "bad"
When will the phrase "two hands do everything" become prominent? hammer? —— Answer: While playing football
Wenwen was washing clothes, but after washing for a long time, her clothes were still dirty. Why? —— Answer: She was washing other people’s clothes
< p>Why do elephants only have one right ear? ——Answer: Every elephant has a right earLoves to watch bullfights. (Name an African place) - Answer: Cape of Good Hope
Some people say that a woman is like a book, so what kind of book does a fat woman look like? ——Answer: Bound volume
In the study of wealthy businessman Chen, although there were three bullet holes in the wall, there were no external injuries on his body. Guess how he died? ——Answer: Laughing to death for laughing at the gunman’s poor marksmanship
Who is the barber’s least favorite person? ——Answer: Bald person
During class, the students all sit in class, but Xiao Li stands in every class. Why? ——Answer: Xiao Li is a teacher
How to prevent being bitten by a dog? ——Answer: Don’t run in front of a dog
Both Wang and Li turned a blind eye. When doing things, why does Wang have to perform and Li is punished?——Answer: Because Wang is a shooter and Li is a warehouse keeper
Why does the cat run away when it sees the mouse? ——Answer: Run to catch mice
A chicken and a goose are placed in the refrigerator. The chicken freezes to death, but the goose is alive. Why? ——Answer: It’s a penguin
A pair of high-end women’s leather shoes costs 214 yuan, 50 cents and 6 cents. How much does it cost to buy one? ——Answer: Not for sale
Cao Mengde was defeated miserably in Chibi.
(Hit two singers) - Answer: Sun Yue, Liu Huan
Lao Li took his baby to drink, and actually let the baby drink three large glasses of beer. Why didn't the people around him dissuade or scold him? ——Answer: Baby is that person’s nickname
Which newspaper has the smallest circulation? ——Answer: The Telegraph
Condoms----Name a place——Answer: Baotou
There are ten birds in the forest. If you shoot and kill one, why don’t the other nine fly away? ——Answer: Because they are ostriches
The Jiang family has three daughters, the eldest daughter, the second daughter, and the third daughter. Who has the hottest body? ——Answer: The eldest daughter is still spicy because of her ginger
Soldier A stole Soldier B’s toothbrush. Soldier B had hepatitis B. Why was Soldier A not infected? ——Answer: He used it to clean leather shoes
What should employers wear during labor disputes? ——Answer: Bulletproof vest
Happy everyone! (Name a place)? ——Answer: Qiqihar
Who is the greatest family member of Confucius in our country? ——Answer: The old man
Why are modern people increasingly dishonest in their words? ——Answer: Because it’s easier to make a phone call than to write a letter
What’s the fastest way to put out a fire? ——Answer: Adding danger to the fire
A wanted criminal went to a beauty salon and a beautician gave him a plastic surgery. However, he was caught by the police as soon as he went out after the plastic surgery?——Answer: Him Became another wanted criminal
I got home, why didn’t I go in? ——Answer: Forgot to bring the key
Cao Lan stopped a taxi on the side of the road and thought she After getting into the car, the driver immediately kicked him out. Why? ——Answer: Because the driver asked him where he was going and she said she wouldn’t tell you
Why are college soldiers who have successfully received training assigned to company headquarters based on their height? ——Answer: To avoid being beaten to death by random sticks
It’s neither raining nor sunny, why does Mr. X hold an umbrella? ——Answer: He is crazy
Why is it that breakfast in the military is always soy milk and steamed buns, but never porridge? ——Answer: Steamed buns are easier to count
What “light” can cause pain to humans? ——Answer: Slap
Newton discovered gravity when he dropped an apple; what would you find if you were hit by a coconut while waiting under a coconut tree? ——Answer: You will find this behavior stupid
What do you call a dog that cannot bark? ——Answer: Dog
Please explain that to capture the thief, capture the king first. ——Answer: If you lose something, find someone named Wang first
Xiao Ming writes to his girlfriend every day, and he sends seven letters, but his girlfriend Jenny only receives one letter every day Letter, why? ——Answer: There are seven girlfriends
What will happen if the ancient Chinese Zengzi dips his blue coat in the Yellow River? ——Answer: The clothes get wet
Part 2 On a snowy day, Awen turned on the heater and closed the doors and windows. Why did he still feel cold? ——Answer: He was outside the house
opening the letter.