2. Some people actually don't like the ugliness of the new RMB. No matter what he becomes, I will always love him. What I care about is not his appearance. I think this is the so-called true love.
3. Listen to physics like fog, look at physics in fog and ignore physics. Learning English is like baby language, and baby language is better than English. Learning mathematics requires blood transfusion, and blood transfusion is mathematics.
4. I remember what I said the most when I was a child: I won't play with you.
5. My wife is a TV and * * is a mobile phone. Watch TV at home and take your mobile phone when you go out.
6. Friends around you, get famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well.
7. A friend said that his cactus was very delicate and moved when watered. I went to his house to have a look ... Shit! Poor hedgehog.
8. Every time I sneeze, I think you are thinking of me, even though I know I have a cold!
9. I don't know how to say a lot of words. Forgive me for my clumsiness and my failure to tell you the happiness you want.
10, even if the teacher is talking about wool balls, Xueba can knit sweaters!
1 1. A dog jumped out of the bushes and I couldn't help calling out your name.
12, help if you have difficulties, and help if you don't have difficulties. In the face of beauty, it is revised as: there is danger to save, and no danger can create danger.
13. What is the biggest difference between Jesus and Sakyamuni? They have big curly hair and small curly hair.
14, who has no shit and who has no paper since ancient times. If you don't use toilet paper, unless you use your fingers.
15, two results of kissing a girl: the first "pa" and the second "* * pa".
16, OPPOR7 charges for five minutes and talks for two hours, and letv super mobile phone charges for five minutes and talks for five hours. You make it sound as if you are charging my phone bill.
17, don't look at me innocently like a puppy, it will make me want to eat dog meat.
18, my own scores are all my own! Me! Don't! Do not like it!
19, men's outlook on development: play with beautiful women, associate with rich women, show love to powerful women, talk to smart women, cooperate with successful women, sleep with healthy women and marry ordinary women.
20, you, you will be the best in the future. If I am unhappy, I am afraid I will laugh in my dream.
2 1, making money is an ability, spending money is a level, my ability is limited, and my level is really high.
You said that you might marry someone you don't like in the future. It doesn't matter. I am willing to be the person you don't like.
23, moonlight in front of the window, the original debt collection shortage; Looking up, I saw a big water tank; I wish I didn't work hard when I was a child and played games all day. It's not too late to turn your back!
24. A girl shouted to the sea on the beach: the sea, my mother! A man heard this and shouted to the sea: the sea, my mother-in-law.
25. Who are you making that face with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.
26, eat a handful of candy, lead Kojiro, carry a big bag, and squeeze the car to school. Adults love fashion, children have a heavy burden, more buses and fewer short skirts!
27. My girlfriend asked me, do you think you are handsome? I said I was not handsome, and she punched me and told you to lie.
28. I took out my dusty homework, shook it and put it back.
29, powerless, powerful and short of money, rich and heartless, without love, without fate, without points, some are getting divorced.
30. I admire people who never talk to me. I'm so funny that I don't even talk to me.
3 1. Don't blink when tears are unbearable. You will see the whole process of the whole world from clear to fuzzy.
32. The same is meat. Why is it so popular on the chest and so annoying on the stomach? Is this geographical discrimination?
I don't believe in eternal love, because I will only love you more every day.
34, catch up with the thief, generally get the loss back; Catch up with female friends, and your loss has just begun.
35. It's not a joke to poke someone's sore spot, it's a deliberate act of playing dumb.
36. You girls still wear bras in hot weather. Isn't it hot? God replied: If we don't wear bras, you will be very hot.
37. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.
38. There is a hole in your head. There is water in the hole. There are fish in the water. The fish are still spitting bubbles.
39. Why do you think my heart is beating so hard? I can jump out because I have a thick throat and a thin throat.
40. It is snowing outside the window. Make a cup of coffee and hold it until it gets cold, then I know I'm thinking about you again. How can you understand my expectations!
4 1, model husband: the model daughter-in-law has the final say. My wife wants to eat cake, and I like porridge. My wife immediately stands against the wall as soon as she stares.
42. A knowing smile, a comforting word and an unnecessary hug are enough.
43. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself, "If I eat too much, I will die." But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.
44. If your ex-boyfriend and current boyfriend fell into the sea at the same time, would you like to stay with me?
45. It's good to have you in this life, sister. Always by your side. I love you, my sister.
46. I only sold the love letter for two yuan. Alas, this relationship is really cheap.
Don't tell me it's cold, take care of yourself and put on more clothes, or take care of me or buy me clothes with money.
48. The person I like doesn't need any remarks, because he monopolizes a group.
49. When you feel particularly charming, you must take photos to wake yourself up.
I have thought for countless times that I can't see the sun tomorrow, because it will be cloudy.
5 1, give me a fulcrum, and I'll put my neighbor's car in the ditch so that he won't honk when he sees me.
52. Years later, if you get married, if I don't, tell your son to be careful on the way after school.
One day, my love for you will be rewarded equally, just as the closer I am to my router, the stronger the signal.
54. Seeing your smile is the happiest thing in the world, seeing your tears is the most unforgettable thing in the world, seeing your anger is the most unforgettable thing in the world, and not seeing your information is the most pitiful thing in the world!
55. Do you know why you are always sleepy at school? Because school is the place where dreams begin!
56. From primary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to learn.
57, the man was dumped, the problem of money; Women are dumped, appearance problems; I got dumped. What the fuck is wrong with you?
If God gives me another chance to be born again, I must choose the Tang Dynasty, so I don't have to learn English or lose weight.
59. The scores of all subjects are closely related to the appearance of teachers in all subjects!
60. Do we dye our hair white and walk hand in hand to the sunset, so that we can grow old together?
6 1, give me a woman and I can create a nation; Give me a bottle of wine and I will lead them to conquer the world!
62. Dead vines, yellow crows, desserts and snacks, and watermelons can only gain weight and hope that they are blind.
63. It's noon on weeding day. Learning is really difficult. On the first day of school, I was punished for standing all morning.
64. I was deliberately deceived by your prank because I wanted to see your smile.
65. In a harmonious campus, cyclists may be doctors, and Mercedes-Benz drivers may be logistics personnel.
66. If I hadn't been so naughty as a child and been a soft girl quietly, I wouldn't regret that no one wants me now.
67. One day, I went shopping with my best friend, who was harassed and molested by a group of hooligans. I can't take it anymore. I went up to help my best friend, and I solved half the hooligans on the spot, half molested my best friend and half molested me.
68. Yao Jiaxin was sentenced to death in the first instance. After watching the news, the boss told us earnestly, look, this is what happens when you want a raise.
69. I never bully the weak ~ ~ ~ I didn't know he was weaker than me before I bullied him.
I want to read more books. Even if I become a hooligan in the future, I will be a literate hooligan.
7 1, the monster is a good boy, he will say to Altman; Don't be sad, just hit me.
Actually, I don't like loneliness at all. Why does loneliness always come to me?
73. When I was a child, I liked playing hide-and-seek. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.
74. The person I love is not my lover. Every inch of his heart belongs to others.
It's not my fault that I'm ugly, but I was in a hurry when I landed, so I didn't hurry to dress up.
76. When you stay in nature for a long time, staying in the depths will naturally sprout. When you sprout to the limit, you can easily get married and marry someone else to continue your residence.
77. Love is an obligation that only you can deeply understand; Love is a kind of happiness, only you can experience it in a hurry; Love is a kind of expectation, waiting for you in minutes.
78. It's cold. I want to give you a coat: the pocket is warm; The collar is called care; Sleeves are considerate; Buttons are called missing; Let this coat accompany you through every minute, and be sure to be happy.
79. I thought there would be a vigorous review on National Day, but I got a vigorous make-up homework.
As a dress, you can't take a bath by yourself. You asked me to wash it for you. You said: don't lose face in clothes!
8 1, money and face are called male gods, money and face are called husbands, and money and face are called blue faces. As for the poor, I'm sorry you are a good man ... what a painful understanding.
82. Don't hate people who speak ill of you, because they let you see yourself in another way.
83. Suddenly someone asks you, what do you think of the people in Seat * *? -Dude, slap you! Woman, come to my bed and tell you quietly!
84. Scientific research has proved that people who smoke and drink all the year round have a lower probability of developing Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of early death is higher.
85. Give me a test paper about EXO and let me tell you what a real headmaster is.
86. Humming songs, drinking wine, eating, drinking and having fun with your brother will make you happy every day; By massaging shoulders, the service industry can last a day and ensure that every day is as happy as a fairy!
87. When life turned everything into black humor with malice, I went with the flow and turned myself into a hooligan with higher education.
88. You don't feel like a dormitory when you sleep in the classroom, do you?
89. Yesterday, my friend and I watched a ghost film, and he actually cried. Ha ha ha ha, what a coward! If I hadn't fainted, I would have laughed at him severely!
90. Flip a coin: surf the Internet on the front, sleep on the back, stand up and do your homework.
9 1, what is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman beats small monsters.
92. What is April Fool's Day confession? Tomb-Sweeping Day's confession is king, because if he fails, he says he is possessed by a ghost!
93. Love is a cheap project. Love has no truth, no truth and no dignity.
94. Never count sheep if you can't sleep at night, or ... you will have a very hungry dream.
95. When a man doesn't belong to you, let you sigh what is perfect, and when he belongs to you, let you sigh what is true.
96. I once had a pair of wings. Laziness made me not take them out to eat, but stew them in a pot.
97. I always feel that in ancient times, getting married in a good mood was similar to scratching the lottery.