Chapter 2? Unexpected Disaster

* Write a sweet essay at the end of the second question of the half-dimension, "When I wake up from the dream, there is nothing left."

*Thank God for assisting Miss Wei Lingyou.

＊ooc belongs to me, Zhaobai belongs to each other.

London, pub.

Yesterday’s rain stopped in the early hours of this morning. The sun was shining brightly, and the sky became increasingly blue after a lot of baptism. It was so clear that it made people feel very cute. If it were in the past, Bai Qi would always take a picture quietly with the ancient British buildings as a backdrop, while Ying Ji would want to take a spoon and take a bite and say, "It's beautiful and delicious."

However, at this moment, neither of them had this leisurely mood.

Ying Ji hid behind the counter and looked at Bai Qi with an innocent face, indicating that all this had nothing to do with him. Bai Qi's mouth twitched, he looked at the woman in front of him, and then stared at Ying Ji. .

Let's go back to half past eight.

Ying Ji was sleepy and yawned lazily. He pursed his lips and rubbed the soft pillow. His eyelids opened and closed again. Suddenly, a carp jumped upright. In his heart, ten thousand little Ying Ji galloped and raised their arms. Carnival: "Yeah yeah yeah! Bai Qi belongs to me! Hahahahaha, I must post on Weibo today to celebrate being single!"

So today food blogger Ying Ji's Weibo is full of people Where is the heart of a girl who is obsessed with girls and is broken into pieces?

So when Bai Qi pushed the door open, what he saw was Ying Ji’s naked upper body, dark red patches unevenly distributed on his shoulders, and a wrinkled lower body. Wearing jeans, revealing the black chubby breasts underneath, she was half-kneeling on the bed, facing the sun, and the spring flowers were blooming.

You ask why Ying Ji is dressed like this? Oh, I won't tell you that he waited for the rain until one o'clock in the morning to make sure it rained. He was very sleepy last night, and then Bai Qi successfully coaxed him to sleep. He threw himself on the bed and fell asleep without changing his clothes.

Bai Qi may have served his king for a long time in his previous life, so he undressed Ying Ji without thinking. Ying Ji was very sleepy and didn't like being disturbed. He used his hands and feet to push away the visitors. Bai Qi had no choice but to hold his legs down with his legs, and with the help of Ying Ji's movements, he skillfully unbuttoned his buttons and took off his T-shirt. So it didn't matter if he didn't take it off, Bai Qi dropped the T-shirt in his hand and turned to leave.

As for what I saw in vain, please scroll forward.

Me! of! Friend Bai, jealousy is strong, is now online.

That’s right, mine. Why don't you think it's from Ji'er? That's a good friend! They are obviously dear there!

Bai Qi felt unhappy when he saw the ambiguous traces on his shoulders that had not faded away. He threw a set of clothes to Ying Ji with a straight face and turned around and left without saying a word.

Ying Ji has a black and white question mark on his face? Excuse me? Where is Mr. Wu An, who is as gentle as water and considerate?

It’s okay to be considerate, as gentle as water... I’m sorry, I’m Bai·Jianghu, known as Rentu, God of War, said that this is purely YY’s excessive sexual desire.

But this dress actually fits me very well! Nonsense, why am I going to the mall so early in the morning?

So, the first day of our beautiful cohabitation and love relationship began like this!

——Without knowing the details of the other party! I don’t even know the name!

Do you know that your name in this life is your name in your previous life? Could it be that what I was called Zhaobai in my previous life will be what I am called in this life? Ha, I don’t think so.

So the first thing Bai Qi said to Ying Ji today was: "What is your name?"

Ying Ji buried his head in eating without raising his head and replied naturally: "You What's your name?"

"Bai Qi." Bai Qi saw that the other party's movements were stagnant. Knowing that he had memories of his past life, he couldn't help but coughed slightly, "The person who named me is a military fan, and I admire him the most. The God of War is Bai Qi, so..."

"My, my name is Ying Ji. Yes, it's King Qin Zhaoxiang's Ying Ji... My dad named me Ying Si. "

Well, after all, this is an atypical silly piece, and the author is a bad namer.

Of course, Ying Ji did not say a word, giving Bai Qi the Ying Ji who committed suicide.

However, the next second, Ying Ji heard these words, coming from Bai Qi's mouth.

Ying Ji suddenly raised his head and met Bai Qi's eyes. Ying Ji was embarrassed, but Bai Qi looked in a good mood, with a slight smile on his lips.

In his previous life, Bai Qi was unsmiling in the eyes of others, as if all his few smiles were given to Ying Ji. When he smiles, there is always a different brilliance in his eyes, warmth, pampering, and obsession, as if infinite rays of light, mountains and rivers in early spring are shining into his eyes. The last time he saw him, the two of them, with gray hair and beards, were leaning against each other while drinking, with their intimate gestures and heart-wrenching words.

Bai Qi smiled and closed his eyes.

Today, Ying Ji looked at Bai Qi, his eyes suddenly filled with moisture. Today, Bai Qi was suddenly at a loss. His heart was full of bitter wine, so he deliberately said this to see if he would react with a red face and panic, or deny it and contradict himself. As a result, Ying Ji was so tearful that Bai Qi cursed himself in his mind, quickly handed over the paper, and changed the subject: "Then your great-grandson plans to call Ying Zheng?"

"Can you give birth to a child?"

"Can you?"

Ying Ji thought for a while, the old Ying family was going to have no descendants. So he forgot about artificial surrogacy, so when a few years later, Bai Qi stood in front of him holding two babies, and he was thinking about whether to steam Bai Qi or stir-fry Bai Qi, he didn't see the two babies looking alike. He looks like Bai Qi.

However, such a beautiful scene was broken because of the arrival of a person!

Damn it! I finally wrote 1,500 pieces of pseudo-dog food! I forgot what I wanted to write and turned to the front. Anyway, no one noticed that my chapter was not on point. Laughter JPG.

Let us first introduce the visitor.

Ahem, Wei Lingyou, female, was the concubine of Ying Ji in his previous life. According to rumors, Ying Ji once wrote a poem for her, "Although it is like a cloud, it steals my thoughts," which once attracted the attention of an unnamed person. Ares is dissatisfied. I have completely forgotten my past life, now I am a fashion designer and a little fan of Ying Ji. During my vacation, I came here looking for my male god Ying Ji. Soon after, he became the vice-president of the Shobaizhao Supporters Association. Yes, the president himself.

Don’t be dissatisfied, I have the final say in my writing.

"Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Goose Goddess!" Wei Lingyou pushed the door open and jumped in. "Eh yo"...Eh yo? That's right, Wei's attempt to hug Ying Ji and Ling You was stopped by Bai Qi with a wave of his arms. The girl suddenly encountered resistance and said "Hey!" to express pain.

However, at this moment, Zhaobai and Zhaobai recognized Wei Lingyou, and they both felt bad. Ying Ji was so frightened that he jumped behind the counter.

The fans are so scary, I need Brother Bai to hug me, kiss me and lift me up high!

Bai Qi twitched the corner of his mouth slightly, how could the gentle and lovely beauty in her previous life be so gentle and lovely in this life... Could this be another kind of gentle and lovely?

"Are you my Ji Goose?" Fan girl Wei Lingyou Xingxing looked at Ying Ji, "You are cuter than in the photo! Your smile must be sweeter than a caramel macchiato!"

Then, Ying Ji showed a mysterious smile. According to Bai Qi's later recollection, he probably knew how sweet the caramel macchiato was at that moment.

However, at this time, seeing her boyfriend listening to the words of the Gossip Girl in his previous life, and thinking about the dark red spots, even Wei Yang did not dare to drink the white bitter wine.

"Girl, sit down first, you scared my boyfriend! Friend!" Bai Qi casually stretched out a chair, which Ying Ji had never sat on.

However, Wei Lingyou completely ignored the dissatisfaction on Bai Qi's face, carried a chair and slipped to the counter, sat opposite Ying Ji with blue eyes, and pestered Bai Qi to ask him various food questions. The cry of "Ji Goose Man God" in his mouth is smooth. While answering, Ying Ji took the time to give Bai Qi a small look, which translated as: "She is my crush, she is pestering me, I want to maintain the image of my male god, I am innocent."

However, Bai Qi didn't think so. He had a sullen face and used the word "male god" loudly. His tone was sinister and his tone was high, showing off the majesty of a general.

As a result, when Wei Lingyou heard this, she thought he was interested in Ying Ji, and immediately started chatting mode, endlessly boasting about Ying Ji’s advantages, which was comparable to an American actor Piao Taozi’s love for his male idol, a certain sweetheart. For the first time, I realized how profound and profound Chinese culture is. Wei Lingyou finally concluded: "Did you make it? Ji'e has millions of fans on Weibo, and all of them want to be the master of Ji's harem. Do you know how good Ji'e's cooking skills are? You can drink it every morning when you wake up. How happy is it to eat rice porridge made by Ji Goose?"

However, when Bai Qi drank the porridge cooked by Ying Ji himself, he said that it was the fans represented by Wei Lingyou. YY, the porridge cooked by Ying Ji is comparable to Aspergillus aflatoxin.

But at this time, Bai Qi smiled slightly, in a standard gentlemanly manner, walked to Ying Ji's side, put his arm around Ying Ji's waist: "Miss Wei, although Bai Qi doesn't know now, but in the future this will happen." Life is inevitable." When Wei Lingyou looked confused, Bai Qi took Ying Ji into his arms without hesitation: "After all, Ji'er is my boyfriend."

As for Ying Ji. , he always had a smile on his face, but deep down in his heart he was like this: "Yes, that's right, that's what the widow is like~ Hey, where did the salty pig's hands come from? Hahahahahaha, hehehehehehehehe , Hahahahaha, Brother Bai said that I am his boyfriend~ Why do you feel that you have forgotten something? No matter~ Brother Bai looks so sexy when he is jealous~ Sure enough, he will fall in love with me even if he reincarnates! ”

So when Bai Qi sent away Wei Ji’e, who was holding his nose, and his boyfriend, he was so handsome. Why did Ji’e’s boyfriend call me “Miss Wei”? I told you what my name was. No matter what, the nosebleeds came out. After La·Lingyou, Ying·Large Canine·Ji hugged Bai Qi with a bear hug, saying that he would kiss and hold him high after the hug.

Bai Bai didn't notice at all that he had taken off his vest and looked at the giant Ying Ji wrapped around him like an octopus. He suddenly chuckled and rubbed Ying Ji's soft hair soothingly.

He has not seen such a clingy Ying Ji for a long time.

The sun shines on the two of them, and the threads of love are intertwined into threads, shorter than an instant and longer than years.

On the same day, it was afternoon tea time.

Bai Qi was busy sorting out the collected information and emails, and handed the tavern to Ying Ji as a hands-off shopkeeper, and hid in his room on the second floor. Ying Ji stayed behind the counter. Seeing that business was deserted, he simply checked Weibo.

Want to get rid of the roasted lamb leg of Ji Goose

Yesterday 3:07

In fact, the peanut butter macarons at xxx (store name) in London are quite delicious. There was chocolate brownie. Although the chef is French [stick out tongue JPG]

Beautiful photo of goose and dessert JPG

Comments

What the hell is roasted leg of lamb: (#‵ ')Depend on! It was that bastard who stole my goose!

I am the peanut butter macaron: Ji Goose is me! @Why does my male boyfriend say my surname is Wei? The young lady must have recognized the wrong person, right? How could Ji Ge marry someone else?

Ying Ji looked confused, what's going on? He quickly scrolled through the comments, and here he is:

Why does my boyfriend say my surname is Wei: What are you going to eat at Ji Go's wedding? How about macarons with roast leg of lamb?

Suddenly the alert sounded, and he clicked on the message to take a look:

Why does my male god boyfriend say my surname is Wei: @ The Ji Goose male god who wants to get rid of the roasted lamb leg, hurry up Come out and admit it! My private messages have almost exploded! Also, my surname is not Wei!

Well, it seems we have to hurry up. Ying Ji lowered his head and thought for a while, then rushed up to the second floor, clicked the shutter, took a picture, and immediately left sneakily before Bai Qi could react.

Want to get rid of the roasted lamb leg of Ji Goose

Just now

This is mine. PS, @Why did my boyfriend say my surname is Wei. There is no roasted leg of lamb, but the black swan puffs are good. Strawberry mousse and sugar donuts are also under consideration.

Bai Qi’s work background is so handsome JPG

Half an hour later, the comments exploded.

Why does my boyfriend say my surname is Wei: Oh, I’m so happy to be chosen by my boyfriend! I'm so happy that I'm going crazy! who I am? Where am I?

I am a peanut butter macaron: the male god╭(°A°`)╮I cried and fainted in the toilet.

If you don’t go, then you can be my queen: Does this back look familiar? No matter, congratulations Ji Goose, let me cry over the newly bought dessert.

What the hell is roasted leg of lamb: If I had known that Ji Goose was bent, I would have given it a try~

Rain in the first month of the eighth year of Huang Chu: Ji Goose, don’t be too distracted, just take one step. Entering the graveyard of marriage!

Amy: It is said that people in love have negative IQs. I want to watch Ji Goose eat roasted leg of lamb and say how sweet it is. @ Want to Get Rid of Roasted Lamb Legs Ji Goose

Ying Ji looked at it, remembering Bai Qi's jealous reaction before, and suddenly he was full of bad taste. Deliberately walking to Bai Qi's room, he shouted loudly: "Hey! Will you lose fans if you fall in love? No, no, no, let's comfort the fans first." Then he stood at the door of Bai Qi's room and recited with great emotion. : "Baby, Ji still loves you, I love you like yogurt waffles~ (gt; ^ω^lt;)"

However, Bai Qi didn't listen to what he said at all, he just felt He was so childishly noisy that he finally couldn't bear it anymore. He walked up to Ying Ji and smiled slightly. Before Ying Ji could react, he slammed the door.

Ying Ji looked confused.

Bai Qi snorted in his heart, dare you disturb my work? Wait, what did he just say? No matter, let’s work first. After giving the candy, it’s time to give the stick. I hope it's not his fans who are asking for comfort.

However, that night, Bai Qi had a very strange dream.

After Ying Ji's death, Wei Lingyou, the eighth son of the Tang Dynasty, was surrounded by many beauties and handsome men, but Ying Ji looked at him with a look on his face. Then, except Ying Ji and himself, they all turned into desserts. Then, Ying Ji's red lips opened slightly: "I love you, strawberry mousse." Then, he turned into a piece of strawberry mousse, and Ying Ji swallowed it in one gulp.

Frightened, Bai Qi woke up, looked at himself, and touched it, he was intact.

Not bad, not bad.

When I woke up from the dream, there was nothing left.