Cui Yongyuan's punch line

Zhao Yigong

The taste of getting together with old classmates

Cui Yongyuan: Is there a strange feeling between old classmates and old friends?

Jia Bin: Yes, a tacit understanding, a feeling that seems to be beyond the average person.

Cui Yongyuan: Old classmates can just get rid of the vicissitudes of your face and vaguely find the shadow of the past.

Home

(broadcast on March 15th, 1998)

Jiabin: He said to go out and buy something, for example, to buy some eggs. Such a simple thing, he can go out for two hours before coming back.

Cui Yongyuan: Did he go to the chicken farm to buy fresh eggs?

nagging

(broadcast on October 25, 1998)

Jiabin: Family life is a book, and nagging is absolutely indispensable. I hope every family can treat her well, so every day will be a good day.

Cui Yongyuan: Some books have too many punctuation marks when you open them. That's what the author wrote.

the knowledge of eating

(broadcast on February 14th, 1999)

Jiabin: Shandong Lai is relatively simple. We have a gourmet in Shandong, and his words may have been heard by everyone: food is not tired of delicacy, and eating is not tired of delicacy; Never tire of being fine, the finer the shredded pork is cut, the better; If you don't eat right, if you don't eat from time to time, the taste will be weak.

Cui Yongyuan: Do you understand? In fact, Lulai is the most tired. Lulai is basically ancient Chinese.

A dollar lawsuit

(broadcast on March 17th, 1999)

Cui Yongyuan: What are the missing 32 pages in the book? You may not know?

Jia Mo: I don't know.

Cui Yongyuan: I guess maybe it's talking about a dollar lawsuit.

Should ropeways be built in scenic spots

(broadcast time: October 24th, 1999)

Cui Yongyuan: Maybe the two experts we invited can't solve your problem fundamentally. If you want to solve your problem, you have to get involved with the audience and friends on the spot. Now, are you interested in hearing what they have to say? Everyone is free to express their opinions.

audience: I support Mr. Wang's point of view. I think ropeways can be built in scenic spots.

Cui Yongyuan: Mr. Wang, is this the person you brought?

the sound of mahjong

(broadcast on November 5, 2)

Jiabin: I am not very entertaining. For example, I play mahjong once a year and play with others during the Spring Festival.

Cui Yongyuan: once a year, once a year?

Speak slowly

(broadcast time: May 6, 21)

Jia Mo: Let me give you a simple example. For example, there is a cat that wants to catch a mouse. If you first consider whether your tail is put correctly and your posture is good, then the mouse has already run away. Why do stutterers speak fluently when they are angry? Because he forgot himself.

Cui Yongyuan: What if the mouse is thinking about it, and it can still be caught?

Misunderstanding of Health

(broadcast on August 19th, 21)

Audience: I think these people have a psychology of taking advantage of small things. They may think that extracting some blood from dock's body can play a role in treating diseases. This folk prescription is good, and it is faster and more effective than spending thousands of yuan to go to the hospital. That's why they tried it, right?

Cui Yongyuan: Take advantage of the chicken.

the color of the quilt

(broadcast on June 16th, 22)

Cui Yongyuan: Were you a real person before? I'm just asking

Jia Bin: I'm party member. I joined the Party in 1987.

Cui Yongyuan: I asked about family life, not organizational life.

Reference: Baidu.