The humorous remarks about eating banquets include: 1. Every time I eat banquets, I feel like I am participating in a big eating competition, and I feel tired and uninterested.

2. When eating, I always worry that I will become a fat man, but when the delicious food is available, I can't resist the temptation.

3. When eating, I always think that if I can eat all the dishes, then I will definitely become a superhero.

4. When eating, I always feel like I have escaped from a restaurant, and I keep eating and eating.

5. When eating, I always think that if I can finish all the dishes, I will definitely get a "foodie medal".

6. When eating at a banquet, I always worry that I will eat too much, but when delicious food is placed in front of me, I can't control myself.

7. When eating, I always think that if I can stay in shape while eating, I will definitely become a fitness expert.

8. When eating at a banquet, I always worry that I will eat too much and feel uncomfortable, but the temptation of delicious food makes me irresistible.

9. When eating, I always think that if I can finish all the dishes, I will definitely become a "big eater".

10. When eating, I always feel that my appetite is like a bottomless pit. I keep eating and eating until my stomach is full.