1. It's boring to go to school on holiday. It's too painful to go to school and want to have a holiday. Nima is too entangled.

2. Oh, my God. What should I do? I'm bored before the holiday. Is it a psychological problem or something?

3. It's a holiday, so I'm relaxed. The only regret is that I can't see you.

4. The teacher is so kind to us. It's a holiday. Let's take our grades back and let our parents "be happy" with us.

5. After the holiday, I watched Xueba enter a key high school, watched Xueba date every day for love, and then looked at me. What am I?

6. I have eaten irregularly since the holiday.

Because the school forbids puppy love. . .

On August 8 and March 8, the girls had a holiday, and they all went with the movie tickets issued by the company. There were only a few single men left in the whole building ...

9. We had a holiday the day before yesterday ~ There was no winter vacation homework ~ You haven't taken the exam yet! There is no homework here ...

1. It is difficult to buy a train ticket. Ten days before the pre-school holiday, I went to the station to buy a ticket. When I was in line, I heard a brother ask the conductor if there was any bus to Shanghai. The conductor calmly said to the speaker: Yes, there is, but the ticket is gone.

11. Dear, I am in love with another girl. She is beautiful, white and tender, and has a good figure. Kissing her is like tasting delicious food. After the Dragon Boat Festival holiday in two days, she asked me to bring her to meet you. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival.

12. I did a lot of housework after three days off, and then I watched three films, namely no one lives, mr. six and Pancake Man. No-one drama is expected, but it doesn't lose the elegance of English drama. mr. six commented yesterday (it was after 56, but it reflected the mood of the whole country). I didn't see the pancake before it was released, but now I find that Dapeng is a good actor who is absent-minded, and Ada is still so beautiful. I think the drama that will eventually catch fire is also the missing part of everyone's heart.

13. I hate Mid-Autumn Festival and National Day. I hate other people's holidays, but I have to go to work. Hate, hate, hate, hate ~ ~

14. Bang, bang, bang. Did you hear the sound of heartbreak? May Day may not be a holiday. It's all broken

15. I've been doing these boring things repeatedly since the holiday: eating, sleeping, playing, eating and sleeping. . If you go on like this, you'll be a lazy pig. . . .

16. In fact, there is nothing wrong with sleeping at home, writing homework and playing computer games during the holiday.

17. I have a holiday, and when I grow up and start school, you lose it and feel sad, only to find that I have lost a lot.

18. I finally have a holiday and I don't have to see so many falsehoods anymore. I believe they are also happy.

19. I have a holiday.

2. Damn it! No matter how we grow up, we will still have a holiday on June 1 this year!

21. During your absence, all I can do is to pester my friends with them and go out to play with them as soon as I have a holiday. Only in this way will I feel that time is

22. Students whose summer homework has been raised in vain and fat! It's time to lose weight for summer homework.

23. This is breakfast, lunch and dinner, respectively. In the evening, I went out shopping with my colleagues to watch a movie and broke the rules. I only ate half of a bowl of noodles. Sinful! I feel that this day is white! Going home after a holiday tomorrow, I feel that my mother will nag me to death if I don't eat. I decided to change my diet structure, eat less and increase my exercise at night!

24. Today is Children's Day, and you are specially approved: bite your finger for one day, urinate and mud for one day, wear a Chinese-style chest covering to show off for one day, let yourself have a holiday without going to work, cry if you want, and smile happily for one day! Have a good holiday

25. It's really annoying! I miss my baby so much. When will you have a holiday? I'll take my baby over to play, but the hard-hearted husband said that the economy was not good, but the baby wanted to come, which disappointed me and my baby every time.

26. I miss going to school for a holiday. I am eager to go to school. ↘

27. I want to see the sea during the National Day holiday, but I have no company.

28. It's going to be a holiday soon, and I'm going to send my report card. I'm so awesome at school, and my parents need to know.

29. I hate holidays, because I can't see him ...

3. Who, like me, only knows what day it is when he is studying, and forgets it as soon as he has a holiday

31. Before the accident, he asked his mother for 3 yuan to go out for a weekend holiday. Until he left this world, The money is still lying on the clothes.

32. The school is a place where people pay money actively and have a holiday slowly.

33. I announce a message: "Students in Grade Two will have a holiday in a few days, and you will graduate in one year."

34. Today, he played LOL, and after the game, I found that primary school students had a TM holiday again. .

35. "Life" means-class is over; School is over; Have a holiday; Graduated; Enough mixing; Old; Regret it; Dead.

36. It's almost the Spring Festival, and I don't tell you exactly when it will be a holiday. I'm afraid to go home every day. It's hard to take the CET-6 exam tomorrow afternoon, and I haven't done any questions. I have a welcome party tonight, and it will be very late again.

37, wine, candles, dinner, what a wonderful New Year! Only your wallet is missing! Friends, happy National Day!

38. Why can't I sleep suddenly after a holiday?

39. Eight days off on National Day can't express our love for our motherland.

4. "Boss, is Tomb-Sweeping Day on holiday?" "Put what put! On the festival of the dead, all the living have to work! " "All right."

41. I like attending classes, but I hate listening. I hope that there will be no holidays, no graduation and no teachers, and the school will be our world

42. I gladly accept the blessings from others during the holidays, but I am embarrassed to refuse the homework from the teachers during the holidays.

43. The teacher always says that you should study hard when you have more school holidays this semester, so you are the one who talks nonsense every time. .

44. [Give me the courage to forget him when I have a holiday]

45. The dog who has no holiday at work on May Day is the most glorious.

46.-The woman who came home from vacation and got her cell phone and other 11 o'clock night traffic showed up for me to have a look.

47. The pure meaning of a holiday is to do your homework in another place.

48. Happy Dragon Boat Festival ~ Zongzi is what the Dragon Boat Festival wants ~ It's a holiday ~

49. It's not good at all to have a holiday. It's different from school. It's just a change of place to do my homework +131893373

5. "Mom, it's 7: 3. Why didn't you call me? ! I am going to be late! " "Didn't you have a graduation holiday?" A funny talk about the holiday

1. When the winter vacation comes, just wait for the homework to become a mountain.

2. The teacher is not cool at all, and he gives so much homework.

3. There will always be a mistress named winter vacation homework when dating Xiansen during the winter vacation.

4. Sorry, homework comes first. We are not suitable, and I only love him-Xiansen in winter vacation.

5, copying homework, occasionally need to cut corners.

6. I really want to crush the head teacher when I am writing my homework with my head buried.

7. Today, our challenge is to write our homework while chewing dazzling gum. After a while, we can't stop watching too many homework.

8. Shouldn't you be worried about your winter vacation homework now?

9. Let's break up our homework. I feel that we are not suitable.

1. If the homework can't be burned, the teacher will blow it again.

11. I learned swearing, puppy love, comparison, rebellion and copying homework. Do you know where it is? It's at school.

12. Teacher, I don't want to do my homework. That's not cool at all.

13. Every time I do my homework, I automatically skip the questions that I can't do, but this jump is like chewing the show, and I can't stop at all.

14, homework three, please respect yourself, I am a person with winter vacation.

15. "Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation?" "Thermal expansion and cold contraction." "Then why is there as much homework?" "Because the quality remains the same."

16. Ancestor, I'll burn some homework for you and help me do more problems. Will you call our teacher and ask him?

17. When dating Xiansen during the winter vacation, there will always be a mistress named winter vacation homework.

18. I had an impulse to finish writing winter vacation homework in one breath. Fortunately, I have strong self-control.

19. "What kind of person do you think the homework is?" "It's a person who destroys other people's winter vacation!"

2. Toss a coin: Heads go online, tails go to bed, and get up and do your homework.

21. Some teachers are really addicted. I copy my homework. What does she say I copy other people's homework for? It's better to be empty. I handed in my homework empty, and she said I would hand it in empty.

22. Actually, I don't want to have a blind date with my homework either. It's all forced by my teacher!

23. These days, no one believes that you are a student if you don't fall in love early, be mean, cheat, rebel, copy your homework or play with your mobile phone.

24, homework is coming to the fire, you just go to the fire, can't you find a bigger fire, how can you finish burning so much homework?

25. Let's describe our winter vacation in one sentence: we can pass the first grade, but we can't pass the fifteenth.

26. I had an impulse to finish writing winter vacation homework in one breath. Fortunately, I have strong self-control.

27. "Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation?" "Thermal expansion and cold contraction!" "Then why does winter vacation homework have as much homework as summer vacation?" "The quality is the same!"

28. Teacher, I have saved my homework in my hand for the winter vacation, and I have feelings. Shall we not hand it in?

29, homework three, please respect yourself, I am a person with winter vacation.

3. "What kind of person do you think the homework is?" "It's a person who sabotages other people's winter holidays!"

31. I'm really a playboy. Just after the summer vacation, I think about the winter vacation.

32. My winter vacation homework can't wait to ask for a bedroom like a spoiled concubine, but since the winter vacation, I have been diligent and loving the people, caring about potatoes and Tencent, and haven't set foot in the harem.

33. "Wow, it's snowing!" "No, God is tearing his winter vacation homework."

34. My favorite winter vacation and my most hated school gave birth to a baby, called homework, and asked me to raise it, alas.

35. These days, I don't have dozens of papers and seven or eight winter vacation homework, so I'm embarrassed to tell people that school is on holiday.

36. I broke up with the winter vacation because of the bitch who started school.

37. I made an appointment with my classmates to watch the Spring Festival Evening and burn winter vacation homework to keep warm on New Year's Eve.

38. Homework is a breathing pain. It lives in all corners of winter vacation.

39. Homework Jun, it's all your fault. I've never been alone with Winter Holiday Jun, and now Winter Holiday Jun has broken up with me!

4. I'm sorry for the winter vacation. My mother asked me to marry my school.

41. Students who start school tomorrow and haven't written about winter vacation homework will surely achieve great things, because they are more calm and calm than the average person, and their mind is as calm as water!

42, winter vacation is my blue face, summer vacation is my red face, why do you come to be the third wheel between us?

43. New Year's Day has passed, so it's time to get ready for the winter vacation.

44. "The summer vacation is over. What does it mean?" "School is about to start." "Wrong, it means the winter vacation is coming."

45. I want to raise a bunch of Minions to help me make winter vacation homework. The National Day holiday is funny. Let's talk about

1, 11 long holidays, five pounds of homework.

2. welcome the national day, be civilized and do your homework.

3. Ah, I seem to smell a holiday. .

4. Fall in love no matter how ugly you are, and talk about the world full of love.

5. If you work hard at your homework, it will be the last day of National Day.

6. National Day comes after Mid-Autumn Festival, and there is no hope behind it.

7. It's hard for office workers to have only three days off on National Day, Nimei!

8. Look, there's a mountain ahead. Stop it. It's National Day homework.

9. National Day is busy with holidays, so let's get busy with our homework.

1. When I return from the National Day, please ask the representatives of all subjects to bear with me a lot.

11. Tips: Your National Day holiday balance is insufficient, please recharge it as soon as possible.

12. National Day goes too fast, just like a tornado, and it's too late to write your homework.

13. If I leave one day, you must think that National Day is coming early.

14. Time is really precious. It was only a second before someone robbed the toilet.

15. I love you, I love you very much, and I love you very much. I would like to give my dear National Day holiday for seven days.

16. Without a little precaution or a trace of worry, the National Day ended like this.

17. I met a MM signature: I can't play chess and paint, and I am tired of washing and cooking.

18. Comment on your National Day homework in one sentence. My schoolmate is very rude.

19. Although I can't sing uneasily, I can take the stereo downstairs to play it for you.

2. After the Mid-Autumn Festival, I just want to say this hey! National Day, waiting for my sister, I'm coming

21. Teacher, you are so awesome that you gave me the feeling of summer vacation on National Day homework.

22. I think Women's Day should be the same day as National Day. I think Ma Ma is as great as the motherland!

23. What gifts will you receive on National Day? I will receive a pile of homework!

24. How can I express my love for my motherland during the seven-day National Day holiday? At least fifteen days.

25. I made a hundred dollars today. Where did I get it? I sold all my National Day homework.

26. It was just the National Day homework. It only took me half an hour to write my name on all the test papers!

27. Examination refers to the behavior that the actor destroys others' body and mind in written form for the purpose of forcing others to study.

28. I thought I would have a vigorous review on National Day, but I got a vigorous make-up homework.

29, spend a good autumn day in the full moon, and people and their families will celebrate the National Day; On this beautiful day, I wish you happiness and constant companionship!

3, wine, candles, dinner, what a wonderful New Year! Only your wallet is missing! Friends, happy National Day!

31, you are happy on a hot day, pay attention to your health on a special day, and be gentle and pure! Happy National Day!

32, don't scold your child is a rabbit, because from the genetic.