Grandpa: Oh, Brother Xiong, are you going through menopause?

Brother Bear: Oh, Dad, I still have my period.

Grandpa: Your period? Where is your period?

Yu Xia: Grandpa, you still don't think it's noisy upstairs, do you? Stop knocking at the door.

Grandpa: You have to fight with anyone, who is afraid of who ~

Summer: Grandpa, if you don't promise soon, the photographer and director will be moved to their knees soon.

Grandpa: Then how do you support the photographer? We are acting now. What are you doing here? Well, don't think I'll let him do this.

Grandpa: In the future, I will change my name to shameless Xia Liu and bring my magic postscript.

Summer: Grandpa, you take Xia Mei's pot cover.

Grandpa: Even this kind of thing is shameful now.

Grandpa: Did you just say that beautiful women are like clouds ~ ~ ~

Moxibustion: = _ = Is a master like a cloud. . .

Scissors (from moxibustion): Kaonashi, the military of Yehnala family.

Grandpa: Kaonashi!

Scissors: It is strange that he only brought two attendants.

Grandpa: Two waiters!

Scissors: Kaonashi is a literary genius, not a military commander.

Grandpa (dancing): Not a military commander, but a literary talent!

Brother Bear: Dad, you are a parrot.

Brother Xiong: It's strange that the Yehenala family should send a faceless strategist. This is too humiliating for us.

Grandpa (continue): What a pity!

Grandpa: 1 19 Feed the ambulance!

Brother Bear: Are you sick? Are you going to faint?

Grandpa: No, I still have many lines to say.

Grandpa: Hello 1 19 Oh, come on.

Grandpa: Ah, where is what? My house! Where ... (phone hangs up ...)

Brother Xiong seems to have said something. ..

Grandpa answered the phone: Hello 1 19, ah, there are two people now. Ah, where is it? My house! Where is it? (The phone hangs up again)

Think with your brain. No brain uses cerebellum, and no cerebellum uses medulla oblongata. Don't bother yourself.

Grandpa: "Don't flirt there. You think I don't know what you're thinking? I can't stand a summer eyebrow being mean to Warrior Lanling. Even you love this ant now. Just like this, Grandpa also came to the underworld to find a man with three heads and six arms and blue face and fangs as your pawn. "

Ren: "Grandpa, don't do this."

Grandpa: "Flash"

. . . . . . . . .

Ren Chenwen: "Grandpa, did I mention that she wants to know you?"

Ah, you are pregnant again. I am going to be a grandfather again. The child's father is the child's grandfather.

I'm cursing .. Why are you sitting so comfortable?

Leader, what's the big and small, let you come here with great fanfare, but also let us lose sight.

Grandpa: Not only did he look mean before he died, but he will look even meaner after he died. Throw him on the floor so as not to dirty the sofa.

A Xian: Grandpa, help me prepare mung bean powder and urine for the boy, so that I can get better faster, but don't do anything! Must be a real virgin!

Grandpa: A chord is very cheap! Bitch has her own dirty tricks. What he said should be true.

May: Grandpa! What time is it now? Where did you get a virgin?

Y: Yes! Unlike me!

Grandpa: Sorry, I am!

Y: That. . . (referring to Brother Xiong)

Bear: Dad!

Grandpa: Just kidding ~

It is a bit confusing that the mind and the body are not completely combined. He is obviously Yu Xia, but I don't know why. He looks like a good girl (pay attention to the tone) ~~ Shakespeare: "People can control their own destiny. If we are controlled by others, it is not our destiny, but ourselves. "

King Arthur: "this is an advanced guava middle school ... unfortunately, I hate this kind of educator ... where is the junior guava middle school?"

King Arthur: "A woman with a false appearance is like a gold ring on a pig's nose, alas!" " Poor thing! "

King Arthur: "Woman, woman! On the stage of men, you will always stand outside the aperture and applause. "

Shakespeare said, "When you are dizzy, you should spin more. Your own sorrow can be cured by the sorrow of others. "

King Arthur: "This is really not something that ordinary people can do. Please call me King Arthur!" " "

King Arthur: "Hey! I think King Arthur has been drugged into a coma. Was my posture ugly when I passed out? Is the posture good? "

Shakespeare: "When you are dizzy, you should spin more. Your own sorrow can be cured by the sorrow of others. "

King Solomon: "It is better to blame a wise man than to whip a fool a hundred times."

King Arthur: "Before corruption, people are proud, and before honor, they must be humble."

King Arthur: "Where there is doubt, there is truth, because truth is the shadow of doubt."

Churchill: "You will never lose more than what you have now."

King Arthur: "megalomaniac, do you know that your crying really makes it difficult for me to sympathize with you?" King Solomon said, "Nothing is nothing." Wang Dadong, you are crying! Anyway, everything is just vanity. "

King Arthur: "Too perfect love is sad and harmful."

Shakespeare: "In broad daylight, a ninja came to the campus to sneak up on us."

King Arthur: "Caiyi 0, it is very sad for a male student to call this name. Why are you so stubborn and looking for someone to fight everywhere? ..... It's disgusting that a boy stomps his feet easily. I don't hit men, women and men, okay! "Well, Caiyi," said Bernard Shaw, "I'd rather live alone in the wild than be in the same room with stubborn and stupid people." That makes sense, Caiyi. I believe you don't understand, because I believe you don't have the virtue of reading at ordinary times. "

Shakespeare: "Happy love can relax the nervousness of fighters."

Churchill: "I would rather kill the enemy alone on the battlefield than face unreasonable people alone."

Mark Twain: "A belated truth is like a horseshoe that suddenly hits the head. Hey, it hurts! " "

Shakespeare: "When the heart of honor is hurt, friendship is the best medicine to cure it."

King Arthur: "A fool's mouth occasionally spits out words of wisdom."

Shakespeare: "You are dead."

Tagore: "Teenagers bear the burden of humiliation, so as not to suffer indignities in old age."

King Arthur: "There is nothing hidden that cannot be revealed."

Heartbroken: It doesn't matter. The important thing is. ......

Heartbroken: I don't regret it!

Xiaoyu: Don't hit me on the head.

Xiaoyu: Usually, when the story of 1 class finally comes here, I don't speak like this! ?

Shakespeare said: to be or not to be. This is a problem.

Who can stop the young samurai from dying? They can't hear you ...

Dadong: Oh, my God, you mean narcissist ... The sword stone in the sword stone has expired, so ... Demonbane won't run away!

Arthur: megalomaniac, just say it, don't exaggerate!

Dadong: Shh, shh, shh! You don't understand! I can't understand this plot at all.

(When the camera turns, Dadong's face is close-up)

Dadong: The play of Kemi International Film and Television Co., Ltd. is really difficult to perform!

Dadong: "Romantic ~ ~ Romantic ~ ~ What you need is ~ ~"

Xiao Yu: "Romantic! ! "

Why are heartbroken people called heartbroken people? Because intestines are used to make large intestine noodles ~

Churchill said: You will never lose more than what you are holding now.

Rex: What I can't get-just destroy it.

Arthur: Oh, my God! What is it now! ? ~~

Arthur: Shakespeare said: What is a friend? When you make an unforgivable mistake, a friend will always be an idiot on your side!

Arthur: Shakespeare said: A successful liar doesn't have to lie for a living, because the deceived person has become his supporter, and it is useless to say anything.

Arthur: Shakespeare said: Man can control his own destiny. If we are controlled by others, it is not fate, but ourselves.

Arthur: Shakespeare said: Happy love can relax the nervousness of fighters.

Arthur: Shakespeare said: Perfect love is sad and harmful. As a Jianghu child, I don't have the leisure time.

Arthur: Shakespeare said: A jealous brother is a lie.

Arthur: Shakespeare said: God is fair, and those who control their destiny will always stand at the two ends of the scale. Only when he is controlled by fate can he understand that God has given him fate.

Arthur: Shakespeare said: Don't argue with people who are determined, because they can change the facts.

Arthur: Shakespeare said: Where there is doubt, there is truth, because truth is the shadow of doubt.

Arthur: A woman with a false appearance is like a gold ring on a pig's nose. Alas, poor!

Arthur: This is really beyond the ability of ordinary people. Besides, please call me King Arthur.

Arthur: On the stage of women, women and men, you will always stand outside the aperture and applause.

Arthur: When I passed out, was my posture ugly? Is my posture good? ?

Arthur: Women, women, choose between appearance and knowledge. You can have both or lose both. This is a tragic ending.

Arthur: What is hidden behind revenge is usually more terrible than revenge.

Arthur: The human heart is the most terrible opponent lurking in the dark.

Arthur: Shakespeare said that when you are dizzy, you should rotate more. Your own sorrow can be cured by the sorrow of others.

Arthur: Truth, truth, the closer you get to the truth, the harder it is to win people's trust!

Arthur: Aristotle said: Mental violence can kill people without bloodshed.

Arthur: Aristotle said: Concessions that cover up the truth will only keep people away from the truth!