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The Legend of 218 Dormitory

In September p>2114, when ten girls came to XX Normal University with bright hopes, the first thing they saw was the shabby and narrow dormitory 3-218. Ten girls from different parts of the country will live in such a house in the next four years? At that time, everyone was probably dissatisfied and afraid, but it was this narrow space and poor environment that created opportunities for us to help each other, provided us with many conditions for creating fun, and laid the foundation for bringing up 218 ten sisters who are like brothers! Now I will share with you one of the 218 legends.

The dormitory is on the second floor, and there are many corners, which creates a good living condition for mice from the ground. With more things put by the sisters, the dormitory directly becomes a playground for mice, and they can be heard moving day and night.

One night late at night, the boss suddenly felt as if a ghost was calling, and woke up in a daze. In front of him, there was a lion's head. The boss suddenly woke up and was scared out of his wits. At this time, the "lion" looked up, and it turned out to be the top four. Because the mouse rummaged through the closet, the action was too violent. My charming sister, who had lived in a superior environment since childhood, had never experienced such a situation. She thought that a ghost had entered the room and was too scared to sleep, so she asked the boss for protection. Knowing his duty to love his sister, the eldest brother did not care to tell his fright, so he caressed his back, comforted and enlightened him until the fourth child went to sleep at ease.

The next day, the boss found that the new suitcase he bought with a lot of "silver dollars" containing Guangxi local products had been bitten beyond recognition by rats. The next morning, the second child got up and went to the toilet. He accidentally discovered that there was a little mouse on the bed opposite to the fifth child. In the face of people and mice, the second child's screams were naturally powerful, and the whole dormitory was awakened. The fifth child was most frightened. He refused to admit that he had an affair with the mouse anyway, so the whole dormitory decided to set up a rat-beating group to carry out a merciless and comprehensive attack on the mouse. As a result, when the mouse appeared, all the sisters shouted and screamed, rushing headlong, especially Lao Ba, who performed extremely well. In less than two minutes, he killed a mouse leader with agile skills, and Lao Ba was naturally awarded the glorious title of "Rat Killing Hero" by everyone.

Since then, the mice dare not show up easily, but just as the sisters are immersed in the joy of winning the rat fight, the mice who are unwilling to fail harm us in a more vicious way. At first, some sisters in the dormitory were itchy, and a rash appeared after scratching. Later, almost all the sisters in the dormitory had this symptom. When they touched the quilt, they slept in the bed more itchy, and some sisters finally itched so much that they couldn't sleep. According to the reasoning, we think that rats are retaliating against us. They must have deliberately run around and spread bacteria in our bed.

After discussion, the sisters decided to carry out disinfection and antipruritic cleaning, so they all put on masks, hats and coats, armed to the teeth, and moved all the things in the dormitory to the corridor, starting a one-day decisive battle between man and mouse. This planned and purposeful action not only allowed us to have a comfortable living environment created by ourselves, but also deepened our sisterhood and left us with the most distinctive family photo! Hehe, if you really want to know how to make a special method, please consult 218 sisters privately! Tel: 5842469

After taking CET-4 and CET-6, all 218 sisters passed CET-4 and two passed CET-6! Six of the top students in the final exam are also in 218, which has attracted a lot of attention. Everyone guesses, are all the women living in 218 smart? But the boss always thinks he is the number one fool; Is it because everyone works hard? But Lao Si is very lazy. Why is that? After scientific research, 218 sisters found that 218 dormitory is a treasure trove of geomantic omen. As long as you live in 218, you will have good luck! At that time, I wanted to make this discovery widely known, but I was afraid that the boys who failed CET-4 and CET-6 would also be forced to stay in 218, so I kept it a secret. But it's not too late to tell you now. If your children are unfortunately admitted to XX Normal University in the future, you must remember to let them live in the lucky 218!

On February 11, 2116, at the Group Day, all the 218 sisters performed a modern version of Green Flowers in the Army, and added a unique cha-cha ballroom dance. The dance was rehearsed temporarily the night before the performance. During the performance, all the sisters wore bloated cotton-padded jackets, and the sound effect was poor. The classroom floor was slippery and the effect of dancing was imaginable, without any sense of rhythm or beauty. In particular, the dance movements of the boss were actually seen as preparatory movements before hitting people by a boy! Hey, that sad at that time!

On the New Year's Day party on October 1, 2117, the 218 sisters made up their minds to make a turnaround. The party was held in the ballroom, but the program of 218 was not a dance, but a drama "butterfly lovers New Edition" that everyone could enjoy in an all-round way. The wonderful performance of the sisters not only brought endless happiness to everyone, but also won unanimous praise from the whole class, and even won a sentence from Brother Zhou Chao, "You! Words of praise. In the last free dance time, the boys were surprised to find that all 218 danced methodically, much like that! That night, the sisters were not only happy to get back the face lost in the group day activities, but also to win the praise of Zhou Dage and the envious eyes of the boys. Their faces were shining. At 1 am, some sisters were too excited to sleep and chattered endlessly. As a result, they were seriously denounced by the dormitory next door and had to stick out their tongues and get into bed!

If oxygen is active, it is true that our sister in 218 is an "oxygen girl"! Because no matter you are in singing, speaking, sketch, fencing competition, or volleyball, basketball, table tennis and model competition, you can find our 218 sisters active. Although you can't get good results every time, many interesting stories will happen every time.

I remember that when Boss participated in the "Top Ten Singers" audition, Laosi, who claimed to be good at makeup, went into battle to dress up for Boss himself, and spent two hours designing makeup, which Laosi thought was perfect! But the boss just finished the competition and walked off the stage, then a teacher frowned and asked the boss, "Who gave you the makeup? Why is it so poor?" The boss was so ashamed that he couldn't wait to find a mouse hole to get into. When I went back to the dormitory and looked at it carefully in the mirror, I found two black and thick silkworms crawling lazily on the eyes, even the eyes seemed lifeless, and the whole face was salvaged from the white flour jar, except for white, which was just as white as a mess! Is this the perfect makeup in the eyes of Lao Si? It's just a trick! Since then, the 218 sisters no longer believe in the aesthetic vision of the old four!

The 218 sisters who are usually ladies occasionally do impulsive and crazy things. I still remember one weekend night, several sisters were so bored in the dormitory that they didn't sit or stand. Later, Lao Ba, who had been depressed in bed for a long time, suddenly shouted, "Let's drink! ?” "good! Ok! " The second child and the sixth child responded positively. Although the fifth and Laojiu dare not touch alcohol, they are also willing to be service angels for everyone. So, the sisters who stayed in the dormitory took out all the change, and when the service angel bought back beer and "side dishes", others had already put together the table, lit candles and made all the preparations. Without the glare of the lights, we started a crazy wine-spelling activity in the flickering candlelight. One cup, two cups, three cups,,,,,,, with a glass of beer, our brains became extremely active, and more and more philosophical words of truth appeared. Only then did we deeply understand why poets like Li Bai like to drink. It turns out that wine can inspire inspiration and truth. Although our lady image disappeared that night, we had a good time drinking, speaking freely and living smartly. We have greatly passed the "poetry fairy" hidden! Later, the old four, the old seven and the old one returned to the dormitory one after another, and all the sisters were together. There were more and more members of our cocktail party, drinking more and more, and talking more and more. That feeling was warm except intimate! It was a crazy and unforgettable night!

Laojiu, the second child of 218, studied electronic piano, while the third child studied guzheng, the sixth child studied violin, and the fourth, fifth, seventh, eighth and eighth children all studied dance. At that time, 218 was an unprecedented event, which was simply an era of "a hundred schools of thought contend and a hundred flowers blossom". The 218 sisters are ambitious, and they are going to hold a large-scale party integrating dancing, singing, playing the piano and other cultural activities before graduation, which will be dedicated to all the compatriots of 14 politics and religion for free. But later, the dancing was so shocking that the younger sisters downstairs often asked us to "find fault". Later, they actually said that we danced so that their dormitory leaked. Everyone wondered, are we so heavyweight that we can shake out the water in the cement ceiling? In any case, the dancing sisters dare not dance any more, or the collapse of the building will become our sin! Guzheng, electronic organ and violin were also forced to stop studying for various reasons. After the internship, some of our sisters moved out of school to contribute to the cause of love, so our idea of performing for everyone on the same stage can only become a dream for the time being, but you don't have to be disappointed. Maybe we will realize this dream in ten years. Welcome everyone to enjoy it for free!

By the way, the rest of our sisters in 218 have been forced to move to 3-512, and adopted a strange pigeon. I heard that she is a bird of our 2114 Political Education Department, but she doesn't know who the current Communist Youth League Secretary of 14 Political Education Department is, and she doesn't remember who the last monitor was, let alone what the class leader's name is! Therefore, our sisters are prepared to continue to carry forward the spirit of solidarity and mutual assistance in 2118 and make unremitting efforts to restore this pigeon to normal intelligence!

Ladies and Gentlemen who are reading this article, do you know the names of the characters described in the article? You don't know? That doesn't matter. We will provide you with tips below. I believe that through these tips and your smart brain, you will be able to uncover our mystery. Come on! How about challenging your brain?

Eldest brother, who has a glib tongue, likes to bully his little sister, which often attracts seven old VIII. As long as the old eight stands out, you can feel the four big words-"resolute". Think about how a person who is resolute speaks with some weight, so she has the courage and strength to compete with the boss! From this, the dormitory often staged a "battle of words" between the boss and the old seven. Although the boss refused to accept it, he really admired the seriousness, responsibility and carefulness of the old seven in his heart, and secretly learned from the old seven! There is another powerful role in the dormitory, which belongs to the old eight. Her personality is as hot as her figure, and she loves to fight injustice and uphold justice. She is not only the spokesperson of our dormitory's super S-shaped figure, but also one of our 218 guardian stars! There are two classical beauties in our 218. Maybe before their people appear, you already feel a faint wind of classical elegance. When they come into your field of vision, you will feel that they are just two vivid beauties coming out of the ancient fairy picture! These two people are the third and the oldest in 218! Although they all belong to gentle and virtuous classical beauties, in order to distinguish them, here's a brief description of their beauty. The third child belongs to the authentic classical beauty of China, with exquisite facial features and exquisite carving; Laoyao is heavy-eyed, and has the demeanor of an Indian beauty. Of course, some people say that she looks like a Xinjiang beauty. It's up to everyone to judge for themselves! What you have seen above are all big men of 218, but please don't ignore our four small men, who are the essence of our 218! Lao Liu is not only a leader in learning in 2118, but also a top student in our government in 2114. Oh, we are very lucky. We can often eat the delicious food that Lao Liu got in exchange for scholarships. We always don't forget to ask her to keep working hard when we have dinner. Lao Liu is very obedient and receives scholarships almost every academic year. Of course, she has won honors for Lao Liu and 218 while satisfying our appetite. She is so smart. Why not? There used to be a pair of "twins" in the eyes of many students in 218. Although there is no such thing in essence, it can't be blamed on everyone. Who made them as tall as usual, almost inseparable in the first three years of college, and similar in temperament? But now tell everyone their differences, and don't make any mistakes, or they will be angry! Bachelor is a typical petite and lovely beauty! It's hard to find her on public occasions, but as soon as you see her, you will think of many beautiful adjectives such as tenderness, kindness and cuteness, and you want to take care of her, love her and protect her. But in fact, Laowu is a girl who often helps others protect others. She is not only a professional listener, but also a professional soul comforter. If your young heart is hurt, it's right to find Laowu! The second child will often appear on public occasions, because she likes and is good at playing table tennis and volleyball, and she also likes writing. Besides publishing articles, the second child has kept a diary since the sixth grade of primary school, and this habit has persisted to this day. This is what makes the second child most proud and envies us the most, because we always forget many important things, but the second child has a great memory. She almost remembers everything that her sisters experienced together and even everything that happened with the whole class. If you can't remember anything, then hurry to the secretary! If you want to say "the most active" in 218, it must be Laojiu! Where she is busy, where she runs, electronic organ, she can play; Chess, she can play; Chinese calligraphy, she can write; Flowers and plants, she can draw; Body dance, she can dance; Song, she can sing ... piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, but she is not behind in everything. We can't think of any activities that she won't do and activities that she doesn't like. Therefore, she is the most active all-round talented woman in 218 and deserves it! There is also a heavyweight in 218, that is, the beautiful old four! Old four is very watery and looks like a Korean girl. Especially after the broadcast of Romantic Room, she changed her hairstyle. Ha, it's really like Huiyan! However, her brains are not as good as others'. Not only is she not as scheming as others, but she doesn't even understand what others say. When we were chatting together, after chatting, she suddenly opened a pair of confused big eyes and asked, "What were you talking about just now?" At this time, the impatient old eight will wish to crack the skull of the old four and see what is inside. What do you think all day long? Why can't you always keep up with the beat! Even so, we think Old Four is super cute, especially when she is crazy. I would also like to remind boys who can't concentrate, don't get close to our fourth child easily. Her beauty can not only fascinate boys, but she also has a unique skill, that is, ballroom dancing. Her graceful dance can fascinate a large number of boys! So boys, be careful, be careful to get killed!

218' s life is really full of endless fun! Sisters are always so lively and active, doing what they like and enjoying the happiness that belongs to us. Our stories are many, many, even if we can't finish writing the whole class graduation yearbook, hehe, but for everyone's benefit, for each dormitory to have a place, our stories will be great.