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If it were an embarrassing incident on campus

A funny skit by seven people on Children's Day, with a touching ending.

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If it were an embarrassing incident on campus

Children's Day student comedy sketch "Ten Minutes Between Classes" (5-person campus sketch script) Scene: In the classroom, five desks, five classmates. Teacher: get out of class is over!

Monitor: (Girl) Stand up!

Five people: Goodbye, teacher!

Teacher: Goodbye, classmates!

(Go out) Monitor: You guys can play, don’t make trouble in class, I’ll go to the class teacher!

Four people: Yes sir! Monitor: (Go out) Four people: (Sit down) Lin Jie: (Girl, one yawns) Oh my god, I’m so sleepy, go to sleep!

(Falls down and goes to sleep) Dai Yu: (Girl, take out the test paper and start working) Gourmet: (Boy, fat man, take out a bag of snacks, drinks, etc.) What I love is Xishi cuisine, but Xishi cuisine cannot be combined.

Yes, it’s enough to have delicious food!

(Starts to eat) Nerd: Well, you robbed the supermarket and you have so much food?

Foodie: Why am I grabbing a supermarket? It’s been almost a month and I haven’t spent 800 yuan yet!

Nerd: You only eat every day, how can you still study?

Gourmet: Okay, don't disturb me. I've finished eating and have to take a nap!

Only when you sleep well can you study, and then you can take the college entrance examination in the future!

Nerd: (pointing to two people) Are you still sleeping?

Alas, my heart is really as high as the sky, people are lazier than pigs, pigs are ashamed of themselves, pigs are ashamed of themselves!

Gourmet: Nerd, what are you talking about? If you're greedy, just say it and I'll give you a chicken claw to block your mouth!

(About to throw it away) Nerd: (Rejection) Yes, it’s better not to give it to me. I’m afraid of eating it and turning it into a pig’s brain.

I'd better do the papers.

Gourmet: Okay, ok, future mathematician, I, the future gourmet, won’t bother you. You do your papers, and I eat my paws - (starts eating) Monitor: (comes in with grade book in hand) Lazy guy, don’t

Go to sleep, wake up and wet yourself!

Nerd: Wow, monitor, have your grades come in?

Let me see how I am?

Monitor: Why are you so anxious, nerd? You are number one, I am really impressed by YOU!

Nerd: It’s necessary!

Gourmet: Monitor, what about me?

Monitor: You are also first!

Gourmet: No, isn't the nerd number one? Monitor: He is number one in the class, and you are number one in your year group.

Gourmet: Is this true?

The sun rises from the west?

Monitor: Of course, countdown!

Gourmet: Oh, ah, counting down?

Lin Jie: What do you think? All you do is eat and sleep all day long. Pigs will feel sick when they see you. Being the last one is good!

Gourmet: You!

——Okay, let’s count down. It’s not easy to be first.

This is also the result of my hard work.

Dai Yu: Let me look at the list!

(Take it from the monitor's hand) (The four of them look at the list and point) Gourmet: (Pick up the phone) Hey, hey!

Hello mommy!

Mommy: (Hold a mobile phone in one hand and steamed buns with green onions in the other.)