A welcome speech refers to a warm and friendly speech delivered by the host at symposiums, banquets, cocktail parties and other occasions to express a warm welcome when a guest arrives.

The original meaning of the welcome speech is to be expressed orally to the guests on the spot, so colloquialism is an inevitable requirement in the text of the welcome speech. The following is a collection of funny welcome speeches. Welcome to read and learn from them.

Hello fellow tourists!

Welcome to Changsha, a famous historical and cultural city with beautiful scenery, pleasant climate, tons of delicious food (feel free to add according to the age of tourists), clouds of beauties, and forests of handsome men. As the saying goes, the same boat ferry has been built for hundreds of years, and *** has been built for thousands of years.

The popular saying now is that Zhenmian is the same car dealer that has been repaired for a hundred years. We are all in the same car today. It took a hundred years for us to be together. Xiao x is really honored. There is a saying in China that one should live to learn.

Lao, when we come to Nanyang, we must first learn about the Three Represents.

First, on behalf of the people of Changsha, I would like to extend a warm welcome to all guests who have come from afar. Second, on behalf of all the staff of xx Travel Company, I would like to welcome everyone to this happy trip. Welcome, welcome, warm welcome.

The third representative is me, on behalf of myself and the driver, I would like to give a brief introduction. I am a tour guide from

Qin, you can call me Xiao Zhou or Director Zhou, just let me know you are calling me.

Next, I would like to grandly introduce to you the person who plays an absolutely important role in our trip, that is the driver Master x who escorts us. In our industry, there is a saying that the driver arrived in Jilin

I drive in a hurry. When I arrive in Mongolia, I drive hard. When I arrive in Shanghai, I drive wildly. Can anyone think of how we drive in Nanyang?

Let me take up the answer. Our masters in Nanyang are quite special. They can open both black and white. Why do we say this? It has to do with the climate in Changsha. There are hundreds of flowers in spring and a moon in autumn.

There are cool breezes in summer and snow in winter. This is the climate characteristic of Changsha. We have four distinct seasons. The roads in spring, summer and autumn are usually black. When it snows in winter, the roads turn white. So our master is Heibai

We are very familiar with both, so you can rest assured about our driving safety these days.

Now, I would like to ask the ladies in our car to focus all your attention on our master. There is a saying: a first-class man has a home outside his home, a second-class man has flowers outside his home, and a third-class man has flowers outside his home.

Looking for a home among flowers, fourth-class men come home from work.

Haha, let’s see what class of men our master belongs to?

Use your brain and think about it carefully, oh, remove one wrong answer, D, think of us, it is impossible for the master to go home after get off work for 4 or 5 days after leaving the tour.

The master is a first-class good man. Why do you say this? Don’t think nonsense. I didn’t say that our master is carefree.

Then take a look at the tourist bus that is protecting us from wind and rain at this moment. It is a mobile home for our master. Of course, the master also loves it very much. Isn't it a very popular car now?

Let us regard our tourist bus as a new type of RV for the time being. What I want to say is that when we leave this mobile home every day, we must behave in a chic manner: wave our sleeves and leave no cloud behind!

Well, here, all the guests, please extend your warm and noble golden palms, silver palms, and cactus, and give your warmest applause to our first-class good man!

At the same time, I also wish you all to have fun and eat in Hunan, leave your satisfaction and smiles, and bring the enthusiasm of the Hunan people back to your hometown!

Exhibition Welcome Speech Exhibition Welcome Speech (1) Text/Comrade Liu Yumei Dear students: According to the relevant regulations of the Ministry of Education and the Ministry of Human Resources and Social Security on strengthening the professional ability cultivation of college students and promoting employment, combined with airlines, airports and flight attendants

In order to build a talent exchange platform between civil aviation enterprises and colleges and universities, the China Civil Aviation Human Resources Development Center and the North China Civil Aviation Training Center/Jintong Aviation Training Center jointly organized the "20xx National Flight Attendant Professional Promotion in Colleges and Universities" to meet the two-way demand of professional colleges and universities.

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On the occasion of this grand opening, on behalf of the organizing committee, I would like to sincerely thank friends from all walks of life such as the civil aviation industry, education circles, and news media for their attention and support, and sincerely invite employers such as airlines, airport groups, and major enterprises to recruit on-site

, warmly welcome leaders and contestants of flight attendant majors from colleges and universities across the country to actively participate!

This promotion and exhibition, with the theme of "Blue Sky Imagination, Flying Youth", is an industry event held on the basis of the two successful promotion and exhibitions held in 2011 and 20xx.

Starting from April, the organizing committee will select more than 400 contestants from 19 higher education teams to participate in the finals through careful and strict qualification review, strict and standardized preliminary and semi-finals, and they will sign up as representatives.

119 colleges and universities and more than 20,000 flight attendant major students.