Your Majesty, this demon is called dung beetles. I heard that washing your face with salt water has many advantages, so I want to try it. One day, when I was washing my face, I sprinkled a handful of salt into the washing water ... Just about to wash, I heard my mother ask faintly: Do you cure meat? 2. Someone is 3 years old and has no date, which makes his mother anxious, but he comforts and says, "Mom, God has arranged a wife for me, so you don't have to worry." His mother said, "Then you don't hurry to find someone. You're not in a hurry. Can a girl not be in a hurry?" 3, get along with my girlfriend for a period of time, her parents have been silent, I am very anxious. One day, her father kindly said to me, "My aunt and I like you very much. If you are a son-in-law, you can take half of it.". I don't think half is enough. If you don't mind, you can be our adopted son. At that time, my daughter will get married and her children will have an uncle. " 4. Once upon a time, there was an old monster who wanted to celebrate his mother's birthday and prepared a cart of gold and silver, hoping to pick a reliable confidant to send it to him. A little demon volunteered: the little one never regarded money as dirt. The old monster appointed him to escort the car. I didn't want this little demon to get away with gold and silver halfway. The old monster was furious and investigated this demon. Later, the younger one will report: Report, Your Majesty, this demon is called dung beetles. 5. In winter, the farmer found a snake frozen stiff. He felt sorry for it and put it in his arms. When I got home, I found that the snake was not awake, so the farmer put the snake in a jar. In order to make the snake recover soon, the farmer put 3 grams of ginseng, 5 grams of medlar, 1 grams of rehmannia glutinosa, 1 grams of rock sugar and 5 ml of white wine into the jar. 6. Zhan Zhao told Mahan his heroic story: "On that day, I inquired about Xiaoyao Building and got important information, but I was mistakenly caught in the office and was seriously injured. I took a strong breath and supported it to Kaifeng, and suddenly it was dark. " Mahan asked with concern, "Did you faint?" Zhan Zhao: "No, it's Lord Bao." 7. He was a big fat man in his previous life and vowed to eat all the delicious food in the world. Before this wish was fulfilled, he died because he ate too much. At the last minute, he couldn't help sighing: "I won't be a man in my next life, but I have to be a god who can eat all the delicious food in the world and never get enough to eat!" God gave him a second chance, and he rushed to a new life with joy. As a result, I found that he became a dish! [Today's Xiaobian] Xiaoxin: If you are not greedy enough, you should not be too greedy. < P > Please accept it if you are satisfied.