1. I remember when we were in school, everyone called you "weird pig". The calls became too frequent and you felt unbearable. Finally one day, when a classmate called you a nickname again, you exploded: I'm not

Pigs are weird! Haha, Happy New Year! 2. This investment, that consumption, this earning, that spending, earn slowly, spend quickly.

Quickly think of ways to make money and think of various ways to save money.

I wish you unlimited money! Haha, Happy New Year! 3. The instructor is a cat and I am a mouse, so I have to stand upright like a tree. The buddy next to me refuses to admit defeat and insists on being strong. He punches and kicks two teeth. I wish my classmates hard military training.

, develop your own endurance and live in harmony with the instructor.

Haha, Happy New Year! 4. I am busy with work in three autumns, my salary does not increase at the end of the month, money goes too fast, my heart is panicked under the moonlight, money management should be appropriate. You must know that it is difficult to make money, learn to save money and manage money appropriately.

Only then can you have wealth.

May you, the talented one, be rich and prosperous, and may your wealth and salary be prosperous.

Haha, Happy New Year! 5. Exercise weight loss doctor: "The only way to get rid of your excess fat is to exercise → exercise as much as possible." A: "Nonsense! My wife talks non-stop every day, but her ejaculation is always two

"Haha, Happy New Year! 6. In the kindergarten, there was a little boy who was always unsuccessful in building blocks. A little girl next to him said kindly: "Let me help you.

’’ After hearing this, the little boy turned his head with disdain and said: ‘‘Go, women don’t care about men’s affairs! ’’ Haha, Happy New Year! 7. A man and a woman were talking on the phone.

Man: Can our relationship be saved? Woman: A button on the phone.

The man was overjoyed: Really? The woman: No, it’s hands-free.

Haha, Happy New Year! 8. In the frosty weather, I give you three treasures to keep out the cold: warm gloves to make you smart and handy, warm vests to make you feel full of spring, and soft shoes to make you walk like flying.

I wish you good health and eternal happiness during the frost season! Haha, Happy New Year! 9. My wife loves to eat fruits.

Once when I was walking home with my wife, she insisted on buying a few kilograms of apples to take home. I said don't buy them because there were still a few kilograms of oranges at home.

My wife replied: "Can oranges taste like apples?" Haha, Happy New Year! 10. The instructor looked at a student who was standing loosely in a military posture and said, "Standing in a military posture reflects the soul of a soldier."

’ The student was dissatisfied and asked, ‘Instructor, am I standing without a soul?’ The instructor said, ‘You are standing like a corpse resurrected’.

This is dedicated to the freshmen who are standing on the front line of military posture. ‘Happy military training!’ Haha, Happy New Year! 11. When I was a child, I dreamed of holding hands with the prince and walking into the palace of happiness. When I grew up, I realized that there was only Zhu Bajie around me.

O(∩_∩)O Haha~ Just go with the flow! Haha, Happy New Year! 12. A waterfall flows from the corner of the mouth at the age of one, a waterfall flows from the corner of the mouth at the age of two, and no pants are worn at the age of two, and snot flows into the mouth at the age of three, and ghosts dream in the night at the age of four. This person is young and has no future.

From now on, I know that I am low in IQ, but what I am saying is that you still have to persist in admiring me and admiring me! :) Haha, Happy New Year! 13. I never worry about money, I feel panic when I have no money, my hands get sore when I make money, and I spend money on others

I feel bad, only to realize that making money is not easy, and spending money is so necessary. I wish you happiness in spending money and no worries about making money! Haha, Happy New Year! 14. The process of making money should be hard, the process of spending money should be happy, and you will regret it when you run out of money.

, you are eager to make money back. If you want to make money, just smile, because a smile is worth a thousand pieces of gold. The more you smile, the more you earn! I wish you happiness every day and make money every day! Haha, Happy New Year! 15

. Making money is normal, practice it, don’t play around, and you won’t get away with what you deserve.

Be generous with your money, control it appropriately, and be unobtrusive, not that you don't force it.

I wish you a broad heart and a lot of money! Haha, Happy New Year! 16. A child secretly climbed up a fruit tree and picked an apple.

The owner of the garden saw it and shouted, "Little guy, what are you doing?" The child took the apple and said, "An apple has fallen. I want to climb up and hang it up."

Haha, Happy New Year! 17. In order to spend money, you fall in love with making money.

Because making money is hard, you dare not spend money.

My friend, I know your difficulties, and I would like to wish you a prosperous business and a successful career. Congratulations on getting rich! Haha, Happy New Year! 18. The physics teacher talked about the principle of electricity: "Friction can generate electricity. For example, just stroke the cat in reverse direction.

You can see electric sparks on the fur. "Oh my god," a little girl shouted, "how many cats must be kept in that power station!" Haha, Happy New Year! 19. In the office, Aju sat there.

When my boss saw me smoking, he said angrily: Isn't it a company policy? Smoking is not allowed while working.

Ah Ju: Because of this, I don’t have a job when I smoke! Haha, Happy New Year! 20. Ah Ju stood in front of the paper shredder at a loss.

Ask the secretary: How to use this thing? Secretary: Easy.

As he spoke, he took the thick stack of reports from his hands and stuffed them into the shredder.