1. I was dishonest when I was a kid. In order to educate me, an old farmer said to me: Sixty years of hard work, no food, and I never threw away the boogers I picked out. 2. There was a rich man looking for a maid. Interview questions

It was to go to the toilet. The first few came out without washing their hands after using it. The rich man sent them away. Only one of them washed his hands, so the rich man kept him. But one day, the rich man found that he came out without washing his hands.

, the rich man asked him why? The servant replied: "I brought toilet paper today..." 3. A man saw a sale in a store and walked in.

"What are you buying?" "I want to buy dog ??food." "We have regulations, you must prove that you have a dog." "Where is such a regulation?" "This is what discounted goods are like." The man spent a long time with the salesperson.

, the salesperson still refused to sell it to him and there was nothing he could do, so the man had to go home and bring the dog with him, and then he bought the dog food.

A few days later, the man went to the store again to buy cat food and said, "Give me two boxes of cat food." "We have regulations, you must prove that you have a cat." It was the same salesperson, and the man spent another long time with her, but still couldn't get the result.

I bought cat food without going home and bringing the cat with me.

A few days later, the man came to the store carrying a large cardboard box with a hole in it. He asked the salesperson, "What are you buying?" "You'll know when you put your hand in." The salesperson put his hand in and said, "What is it?"

"Yeah, it's sticky." "I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper." 4. A man went to visit his grandmother with his friends.

While he was talking to his grandma, his friend started eating the peanuts on the coffee table and finished them all. As they were leaving, his friend said to grandma, "Thank you for the peanuts." Grandma responded, "Oh! Uh-huh!"

Alas! Since I lost all my teeth, I can only suck the outer layer of chocolate. 5. Someone liked the dish "Spicy Vermicelli Pot".

He ordered this dish again, but the waiter told him that it was sold out. "Is it really sold out?" he asked disappointedly. "Sir, it is really sold out."

You see, the last one was sold to the gentleman at the table.

"The waiter replied. The man followed the waiter's instructions and saw a very respectable gentleman sitting next to him. The gentleman had almost eaten his meal, but the "Spicy Vermicelli Pot" was still full. The man

He felt that the gentleman was wasting delicious food, so he walked up to the gentleman, pointed at the "Spicy Vermicelli Pot" and asked politely: "Sir, do you want more of this?"

"The gentleman shook his head gracefully. So the man immediately sat down, picked up the spoon and wolfed it down. After a while, he was halfway through the meal. Suddenly he found a very small but full-furred one lying at the bottom of the casserole.

The little mouse felt disgusted and vomited all the vermicelli he had eaten back into the casserole. When he was turning his stomach, the gentleman looked at him with sympathy and said, "It's disgusting, isn't it?"

It's the same..." 6. On this day, the hotel owner was patrolling the lobby. A beggar came up and said, "Can I give you a toothpick, boss?"

"The boss sent him away. After a while, another beggar came and asked for toothpicks. The boss thought, why did the beggar ask for toothpicks instead of rice? He also sent him away. It was not too old, and he asked for toothpicks instead of rice.

A beggar came. The boss said to him, "Are you here to ask for toothpicks too?"

The beggar said: "Someone vomited, but I was a step too late. The two beggars in front had already eaten everything I could eat. Now only the soup is left."

Can you give me a straw?

7. The eldest and second child were on a plane. The second child got airsick and kept vomiting.

One bag was full, so the boss had to go get it. When he came back, he found that everyone on the plane was vomiting.

The boss asked the reason and the second child said: "I saw that this bag was also full of vomiting, so I had to drink half of the bag, and they all vomited." If you haven't vomited yet, then I have to

Admit that you are a master, then I will come up with a trick---one day, the eldest brother and the second child went to the theater to watch a play again. They saw the two of them arguing about the development of the plot midway, and they made a bet about it.

The boss pointed to the row of spittoons in front and said, "The loser has to take a sip of what's there." Unfortunately, the boss lost, so he frowned and took a sip.

The two continued to bet on the following plot. This time, the second child lost. The second child picked up a spittoon and drank fifteen gulps in a row.

The boss was shocked and looked down in admiration. He said to the second brother, "You are so amazing. You can drink fifteen gulps in a row!" The second boss shook his head. "It's not that I want to drink. The phlegm in the spittoon is too thick. I really don't want it."

Keep biting!" An ant saw an elephant on the road. The ant burrowed into the soil and only one leg was exposed.