crosstalk "I want happiness" Degang Guo Yu Qian!

Guo: ok! I'm so happy to see you guys having fun here. I'm

happy

Guo: I'm glad. You know what, I hope you guys are happy

Yu: Right

Guo: What's the point of listening to cross talk,

Yu: hmm?

Guo: First of all, I'm happy.

Yu: Hey, it just makes you happy.

Guo: Isn't it, the Chinese New Year is coming soon? I wish you all happiness and all the best. I wish you a happy New Year!

Yu: ok!

Guo Yu: Happy New Year, everyone!

Guo: I said this from the bottom of my heart.

Of course.

Guo: It's from the bottom of my heart ... Wow ~~ ~ I followed my appetite ... Follow ~

Yu: Er ... It's not bad, but it's disgusting ... You know

Guo: No ~. ! Stop it, you are endless. Wow

Guo: You can understand what I mean, right?

Yu: hi!

Guo: drink! ~ how can you say it clearly ... (gesturing with your hand in your mouth)

Yu: What! Let me learn how to do it ~

Guo: I dig my throat out of my heart

Yu: OK, OK, OK

Guo: I just hope you are all happy

Yu: Yes, yes, yes

Guo: I hope I am happy, too

Yu: You are also happy

Guo: Everyone wants to be happy.

Guo: The family has money ... When he was three years old, his father called him to the front, and I asked for a big one ...

Yu: Okay, okay, if you want to do this, it's a good show. I'll tell you

Guo: No ~ ~ There was a newcomer who didn't hear the show (there was a paragraph "I want to go to the Spring Festival Evening" in front) < p ! !

Yu: I haven't heard of it ~ ~

Guo: (Go on) When you were three years old, your father called you to me

Yu: OK!

Guo: I'll make it big! ~

Yu: You didn't say that.

Guo: Make trouble ~

Yu: What about the audience at this table?

Guo: Right ~ ~ OK! I'll talk about this when I come back later!

Yu: you can't run away here, you ~ ~

Guo: I hope you are happy

Yu: En

Guo: I hope you ~ ~ Take me for example

Yu: En?

Guo: Actually, I am not a very happy person

Yu: Why not?

Guo: You see that people speak loudly and loudly. Look ~ They all look good. Look, the heaven is full.

Yu: Yes

Guo: (pointing at Yu Qian's feet) Fiona Fang, look

Yu: Where to find wow, where to find wow!

Guo: It's a big-faced cat. Ah ...

Yu: Who is it? ~ You can't chat, you

Guo: Ah ~ I can't look like this.

Yu: What's the matter?

Guo: I can't. I'll tell you, Yan Song, starting with tears and anger.

Yu: Where are those witty remarks?

Guo: I'm a good man.

Yu: En

Guo. A good citizen from a poor old brand is warm-hearted.

Yu: En

Guo: Willing to help others

Yu: Oh, help if you have difficulties ~ help if you don't have difficulties

Yu: Without virtue ...

Guo: (Raise your hand to hit people)

Yu: What do you mean? Lend me a

Yu: What?

Guo: I hate it when you talk to an honest man like that. You are wrong!

Yu: you are an honest man ~ making it difficult for others

Guo: You know, you are the only one who can shoot for five minutes, you know ...

Yu: And! ~ ~ ~ So hated, then

Guo: I'll sue you if I smash you.

Yu: Um ~

Guo: I'm unfortunate.

Yu: How did you get unlucky?

Guo: I really hope that I am happy

because: well

Guo: I can be looked up to

because: Oh ~ you are looked down upon now?

Guo: I can't believe it. There is a roast chicken seller at my door.

Yu: Oh

Guo: Roast chicken sells very well.

Yu: En

Guo: Everyone likes it all the time.

Guo: I told him, you.

Guo: I share your happiness

Yu: Oh ~ ~ ~ What did people say?

Guo: Go play

Yu: Hey!

Guo: Do you think this is a person ...

Yu: I'm not a person anymore ~

Guo: Is it human ...

Yu: Um

Guo: I go every day ~ ~ for my happiness ~ and give me a

Yu: This person is shameless.

Guo:

Yu: do you have a name?

Guo: it's called losing your virginity!

Yu: yes! Hehe ~ ~

Guo: See, ah ~ he ignores my existence

Yu: You always ask people for things, don't you?

Guo: Well ~ this means that if you don't have money, there will be no happiness

Yu: Oh, Happiness comes only with money

Guo: There is no dignity

Yu: Oh

Guo: There is a gas station at the gate

Yu: En

Guo: They all go there to refuel

Yu: Yes

Guo: Come here to give a map

Yu: En ~ Now they all give a map or something <

Yu: This fuel tank is too small for your motorcycle.

Guo: Yes, it's finished. Let's have a map ~ ~ Come two, come two

Yu: One for a dollar.

Guo: One for a boon will do ~ Come on, come one, come one.

Come on, what do you want with that thing? Yes, it is

Guo: Take one ~ Stop it, Stop it, Take one

Yu: It's shameless

Guo: Well, I'm going on a long trip

Come on: You're not sure where you're going, I'll show you

Yu: Hehe, you can't go anywhere with these two dollars of oil

.

Guo: There is a Guangdong morning tea at the door

Yu: Oh

Guo: It's expensive to eat breakfast

Yu: It's expensive there

Guo: Like this morning, you can cook it in a bowl of stove and burn it on fire

Yu: It won't cost a few dollars

Guo: I'll serve Guangdong morning tea!

Yu: and!

Guo: as soon as I entered the door (counting money), I counted out a hundred dollars to hum! ~

Yu: It's all small change ~

Guo: (It's still counting ...)

Yu: All right, if people don't accept the money, then

Guo: (It's over) I'll tie up the rubber band (it's thicker than the shoe box and put it on the table)

Yu: OK! ~ ~ ~ the bank doesn't even take this stuff. I'll tell you.

Guo: waiter!

Yu: hmm ~

Guo: Come one hundred yuan earlier! ~ ~

Yu: 1 yuan ~

Guo: He looks at me

Attendant: I'm sorry, sir, but I don't sell half of it

Yu: Ah! 2 yuan a share!

Guo: (almost fell to the ground) ok! You, you wait for me, wait for me, I went again at noon ~~

Yu: I also went to

Guo: Waiter!

Yu: um

Guo: Not you ~ uh, uh, come here (I'm still looking for the morning one)

Yu: It's awkward. This is

Guo: Do you have 2-foot-long lobsters? !

Yu: I'm biting my teeth ~

Waiter: Wait a minute, sir.

Guo: I turned around and came back.

Waiter: Sorry, there's no 2-foot one ~

Guo: Hum! Poor restaurant

Yu: um

Guo: There's not even a 2-foot lobster

Yu: Oh

Guo: Have some kimchi

Yu: Hey ~ ~ ~ That's where you went ~ ~

Guo: Why did you go there ~

Yu: Um

.

Guo: where is my happiness?

Yu: You have to start a business.

Guo: I'm just thinking about it ~ ~ ~ around me! In the past, I had a big trip

to: the car

Guo: the rain made me wet all over

Yu ~

Guo: He turned around and left

Yu: En

Guo: It is supposed that he should get off the bus and apologize

Yu: En

Guo: Give me 35 million. Didn't I teach you five stresses and four beauties when I bought a car ...

Yu: Why did I teach that thing?

Guo: You just have one more hood than a tricycle ...

Yu: There is no such comparison.

Guo: Just like you, can you drive a good car with grades ~ ~

Yu: En

Guo: ~ There is no way out

Guo: Ah ~ ~ How did sage Kong teach us

Yu: How

Guo: Sun Zi!

Yu: ah! ~ ~ ~ sage Kong is a rogue.

Guo: Yeah ~ I'm a hater of evil.

Yu: Then you can't call people names ~

Guo: I can't tolerate this ~ Ah ~

Yu: Yeah!

Guo: I'm looking for a brick. I "unload" him. I

Yu: Chop people.

Guo: I just picked it up. Four policemen

Yu: and

Police: You ~ ID card, temporary residence permit, employment certificate

Yu: check. Do you go shopping with bricks?

Yu: Yes, there are no foreigners. Wow

Guo: I'm really me. You see, I don't have me with me. I have references

Yu: Who's here?

Guo: My girlfriend came over there

Yu: Oh, object

Guo: Come and celebrate the flowers! (waving to his girlfriend) ~ ~

Yu: What's your girlfriend's name?

Guo: Raise flowers!

Yu: what's your surname?

Guo: water-based ~

Yu: water-based flowers!

Guo: Yang Huaer ~ Look at this, this, this

Yu: Um

Guo: You didn't answer my phone. Why haven't you heard from me for two months?

Yu: It's been so long ~

Guo: Who is this man?

Yu: Um

Water-based flowers: Oh ~ This is my boyfriend

Guo: Oh, hello, hello (holding a man's hand)

Yu: You're still polite! ~ come on, don't mention it

Guo: huh?

Y: What's the relationship between your girlfriend and her boyfriend? This is

Guo: Right! Right! ~~~

Yu: I just got it! ......

Guo: What's the matter? I, I, I, I, I, you, where are you? I'm her boyfriend, too. Did I know before you?

My new boyfriend: Good ~ Hello, senior

Yu: senior! ~ ~ This is a talkative person ~ ~

Guo: Ah ~ ~ Xing Hui Xing Hui

Yu: En

Guo: Get down to business ~ Yang Hua Er ~ This unit was laid off and let me know in advance ~ ~

Yu: En

Guo: Why didn't anyone tell me!

Yu: Um

Water-based flowering: I'll tell you ~ You can't eat enough, do you know what you can't do ~

Yu: Oh, oh, oh, p > Water-based flowering: It's better to have a long pain than a short one ~ Let's stop here ~

Guo: You can't be so cruel, you know? ~~

Yu: En

Guo: Now this girl is like a razor blade, which makes people swish ~ without blinking an eye

Yu: Yes

Guo: En ... I'm having a bad time

Yu: En

Guo: Losing money in business ... Ah ~ My friends have also abandoned the secret investment.

Guo: It's not worth anything but dying for you, do you know?

Yu: That's not so good.

Don't talk nonsense. Goodbye, the two of us are leaving.

Guo: (waving to the distance) I wish you happiness!

Yu: wow! It's great, it's really a harmonious society.

Guo: Wow ~ It's outrageous. You're gone, and you're happy. What shall I do ...

Yu: Um

Guo: I picked up the plank brick, and I "unloaded" him

Yu: I chopped it

Guo: The police came

. What? What are you going to do?

Guo: throwing it aside saves people

Yu: Hehe ~ Yes, my brain is really fast

Guo: I hate it while I'm walking ~ where is my happiness?

Yu: I'm still looking for it

Guo: Ah ~ There's a bathroom on the roadside

Yu: Oh

Guo: Turn around and look at me in the mirror

Yu: Um

Guo: Turn on the tap

Yu: Why?

Guo: throw cold water on your face

Yu: Calm down

Guo: Superman ...

Yu: Who is it?

Guo: I am

in: you?

Guo: En ~ Superman

Yu: En

Guo: Degang Guo, you are great

Yu: Really?

Guo: I admire you very much. You are really a great person.

Yu: Oh

Guo: Although you haven't studied, Yu: En

Guo: You don't have any culture. You can rely on your hard work.