＊2007 Year of the Golden Pig Funny Mobile Text Messages＊ Yesterday I made a bet with my friend, I said there is no one stupider than a pig in the world.

In the end, I lost, and it’s all your fault!

Please treat me to a meal and heal my frustrated heart!

Have you had enough to eat today?

Did you sleep well?

Will it be cold at night?

I really want to stay by your side quietly. I know you never take care of yourself. Whenever I walk away, you jump out of the pigsty!

My love for you will never regret, my love for you will never fade away, I can’t sleep thinking about you, I asked you if you are willing to fly with me, I was wrong to fall in love with you, I can’t learn to forget you.

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I saw a pig, intoxicated by text messages!

I was discussing you with some friends today. Some of them said you look like a horse, some said you looked like a sheep, and some said you looked like a sheep.

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They went too far. I had a quarrel with them over this matter and almost had a fight, because you obviously look like a pig!

do you know?

I have always had a crush on you, missing your face, your lips, and your ears.

But I am very poor and cannot express my feelings.

Now that I have money, I can say loudly: "Boss, cut that pig head in half for me!" Are you aggrieved?

are you alone?

Do you think you are not understood?

Don't be sad, even if the whole world abandons you, the door here is still open for you - Shenzhen National Nutritional Pig Factory.

Teach you a spell to make you happy: (Mandarin) An Sizhu, An Sizhu, An Sizhi Pure Bamboo.

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Congratulations on learning the standard Shandong dialect: I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a stupid pig!

The dog is a math genius who chases meat buns and runs in a straight line, the pig is a gourmet who uses dog poop as dessert, the cat is the king of love songs, and the sheep is a hairdresser who perms his hair into curls.

You're better than them especially with your appetite.

Tonight, the animals in the zoo have a party, orioles sing, peacocks dance, orangutans and elephants perform skits, tigers and cheetahs talk cross talk ----- Hey, stupid pig, it's your turn, what are you still looking at?

A cricket made a bet with a pig: If I jump into the grass, you can't see me. The pig said: What if I can see you?

So the cricket jumped into the grass.

The pigs are watching, the pigs are watching!

The pig is still watching!

Why are the pigs still watching?

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You and hundreds of friends held a demonstration, demanding improvements in the living environment, improvement of supporting facilities, and the construction of additional playgrounds.

The next day, the government issued a new decree: vigorously rectify all pig farms!

When guests come to Africa, they are called hackers.

Expressing one's emotions is called being in heat.

Vomiting after drinking is called drunkenness.

If someone dies in an accident while driving under the influence of alcohol, he should be called drunk and deserve to die.

There are pigs just like you, so they are called pigs and so on!

Every time the wind and rain are severe, I will greet you and ask for warmth. When there is famine, I will bring you food. Your honest and honest expression makes me excited. In fact, raising a pig is quite a sense of accomplishment!

Leader’s dinner speech: Rabbits (comrades)!

Today's meal was originally enough for the dogs, but because the pigs fed (you) too much, it was not enough for the dogs.

... There is a meteor shower tonight. I heard that there will be a big pig flying from the sky. It's a pity that I have to go to bed. You will be fine. There are so many people watching you fly!

Please touch your red and tender face first, and then touch your belly!

good!

This concludes this pig raising knowledge lecture, see you tomorrow!

Someone said that you have a housing crisis. I almost got angry with him. If you don't know the inside story, don't make blind guesses. How could there be a housing crisis?

The pigsty you live in is also a conjoined villa. You are the best. I start to miss you again. I am no longer angry with you. Moreover, I feel that my love for you is deepening every day. That is

Because someone told me... the price of piggy has increased: you are valuable again!

Did you eat enough today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I really want to stay by your side quietly. I know you never take care of yourself. Whenever I leave, you jump out of the pig pen.

. Write your name on the paper. Write a capital letter M on the top of the first letter, E on the left, and W on the bottom. Write W under the last letter, and Q on the right, using an arc.

Connect the feet of each letter.

Although you have the appearance of a human but only have the IQ of a pig, it is not your fault that you are mentally retarded, but it is your fault that you often ask mentally retarded questions to lower other people's IQ.

Dear, do you know?

You have lost a lot of weight recently!

I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. The New Year is about to come, but your body is worrying... Who doesn’t want to kill a few more pounds of pigs?

You are happy so I am happy, I am happy so you are happy, I am sad because you have lost weight, my hands have become thin because you are sick, I laugh because I am strong, I am rich because I sold you~~~~

~Little Piggy!

If autumn leaves, I will wait for you in the snow; if the world leaves, I will wait for you in heaven; if you leave, I will miss you in tears; if I leave, I will let him take care of you,

His pig-raising skills are pretty good, really!

"It's time to say goodbye to you. Seeing the innocence on your face, my heart is broken. Why did I really choose, but then give up in a hurry? I really wanted to keep you by my side, but my mother said "City"

No pigs allowed!

"Haha, I will build your happiness.