(The manager and assistant often go on stage at the same time)

Manager Zhang: Good evening, leaders, teachers, owners and students!

(They bow and wait for the applause to end. )

Manager Chang: I'm the property manager of Lido Garden. My surname is Chang.

Assistant: I'm the assistant manager. My surname is Zhao.

At the same time: serve you wholeheartedly!

The assistant goes back to his desk to make a work form, and the manager often stays in the center of the stage. )

Manager Chang: It is said that the property work is difficult to do, and it is extremely busy every day. There are a thousand hamlets in the hearts of a thousand people, and a thousand masters will bring a thousand kinds of pain and suffering. But I don't think so. Although I encounter many thorny problems every day, I enjoy the process of solving them. Don't you believe it? Then look at my work this day!

(Manager Zhang is sitting behind the desk, and Yang Guo and the girl get on the stage and walk to the center of the stage, holding hands and turning half a circle, looking at each other affectionately. The background music "What is Love in the World" sounded. )

Yang Guo: (to Manager Zhang and his assistant) You dare ask two women, but this is property management?

Manager Zhang: (stands up) Hello, Shuxin Property, what can I do for you?

Yang Guo: My name is not Shuxin Property. (Facing the audience) My surname is Yang, and I have always lived under a single name, but I have changed.

Manager Zhang: OK, Yang Daxia, what can I do for you?

Yang Guo: I don't know one thing, but I hope you can give me some advice. The community convention expressly stipulates that pets can be kept, and the balcony of every household is equipped with iron cages to keep pets. Why does my pet cause everyone's dissatisfaction and criticism as soon as it arrives on the balcony?

Assistant: (stands up hastily to explain) That's impossible. As long as it is civilized and pampered, our community will never be restricted!

Manager Zhang: Excuse me, Yang Daxia, what kind of pet do you have?

Yang Guo: (Facing the audience) Jianghu people know everything. My pet is a sculpture.

Manager Zhang: How big is it?

Yang Guo: He is1.8m tall and weighs 300kg. The dimensions are 100, 200 and 300 respectively.

Manager Chang and his assistant were surprised when they listened to the big carving with their hands. )

Manager Zhang: Such a big pet ... is really beyond our visual ability. Maybe in your opinion, such a big sculpture is just a pet. But in the eyes of other neighbors, it is a monster, so keeping it on the balcony will really scare other neighbors.

Yang Guo: (Looking back at Little Dragon Girl affectionately) Aunt, what do you think?

Little Dragon Girl: (Step forward) Now we are in a new era, and bosom friends can also become true love. Brother Diao is so kind to you, shouldn't you buy a small apartment for your good friend?

Yang Guo: Auntie, don't you forget that we are registered in other places and are restricted from buying?

Little dragon girl: Then change to a big house.

Yang Guo: Aunt, our small suite is still under mortgage ...

Little Dragon Girl: Come on, is our life already so tense? Where are our travel expenses?

Yang Guo: (Facing the audience, step forward) Since Zhong Nanshan became a tourist area, our ancient tombs have also been requisitioned and transformed into hotel chains. For 800 years, we have wandered from one place to another in search of a peaceful place to live. Until now, we have discovered the Lido Garden, which is called the Southwest Xanadu. We finally stopped. We want to stay here and find a happy life like a fairy couple!

Little Dragon Girl: Don't change the subject. Where are our travel expenses?

Yang Guo: Aunt, do you know where this place is? What is abundant here? (Facing the audience, take out Allegro from behind) Chinese hot pot street shop, crispy hairy belly and fresh goose intestines; Maocai skewered taro chicken tastes spicy and sweet; Sichuan cuisine pays attention to pork, fat but not greasy; Lai Tangyuan and Dragon Wonton didn't want to leave after eating a bowl. Ask where there is delicious food, Chengdu is full of spicy and happy days!

Little Dragon Girl: So you ate all the travel expenses? No wonder you have gained weight recently. You are getting fatter and fatter, just like your sculpture.

Yang Guo: Auntie! Do you know what is the biggest pain of being a fat man?

Little Dragon Girl: What's this?

Yang Guo: Our greatest pain is that we don't know which chin to hold when we are thinking.

Little Dragon Girl: You don't have to think about it. I already have a plan. (For the audience) After 800 years, men still rely on their sweet mouths; Great changes have taken place in social civilization after 800 years. After a period of time, our swords have been reduced to scrap iron in this era, and our martial arts have lost its meaning. Society will not change because of us, only we can adapt, rivers and lakes grievances have become the past, and harmonious life is the mainstream!

Yang Guo: So what do we need?

Little Dragon Girl: Money, money or money! In this era, the status of businessmen is no longer humble, the court also encourages entrepreneurship, and the disabled have tax incentives. After a while, why don't you open a shop?

Yang Guo: What store do you run?

Little Dragon Girl: You have a lot of ever-changing movements. You can crush boulders with a tap, and you can use them freely in iron sand, right?

Yang Guo: Of course! (begins to draw hands)

Little Dragon Girl: Then you can fry chestnuts! What kind of sugar-fried chestnuts, cream chestnuts and sauce chestnuts are delicious and sell well! With your internal skills, you can bomb 500 A Jin days. If you earn two yuan per catty, you can earn 1000 a day and 30 thousand a month. We can change a big house in a year!

Yang Guo: Aunt, when did you learn business skills?

Little dragon girl: (turning proudly) As women in the new era, we should learn to change ourselves.

Yang Guo: But I can only fire 250 A Jin a day.

Little Dragon Girl: Why?

Yang Guo: (raises an arm) Because I only have one hand.

Little dragon girl: (injured) Oh, my ladygaga! This is a thousand calculations, but it doesn't count ... are we doomed to struggle under the poverty line forever?

Yang Guo: Auntie, I'm sorry!

Manager Zhang: (Step forward) You two are in a hurry. I just listened to Miss Long's idea and thought it was feasible. If it is inconvenient for Yang Daxia to work, he can actually invest in renting a facade, hire a master, and settle the remuneration according to the output, so that he can operate smoothly.

Yang Guo: What a wonderful plan! But where should I ask the master?

Manager Zhang: We regard the owner as God. Since you asked me this question, Shuxin Property will definitely help you solve it. I'll let you know when I find the right person, okay?

Yang Guo: (fuels) Thank you!

(Yang Guo and Little Dragon Girl leave. )

Act ii

(Qiao Feng, Xu Zhu, Duan Yu, aggressive. )

Shop assistant: Manager Zhang, this is not good!

Manager Zhang: Nothing. I will take care of it. Hello, Shuxin Property. what can I do for you?

Qiao Feng: It's beautiful to face the western hills. The door has been facing the sea for thousands of years. Please raise your hand when walking in the Jianghu. We are all good friends! I dare ask you two, why do you do things so well that you kill all my three brothers?

Manager Zhang: What's the matter? If we have done something wrong, please point it out!

Xu Zhu: Hallelujah! My three brothers used to be a generation of heroes, but they were tired of Jianghu feuds and despised fame and fortune. They just took off their official hats and gathered in seclusion here, and they also took a fancy to your profound cultural heritage and long humanistic feelings. Now it's only temporary cash-strapped, so take our oxygen and deprive us of our right to live! This is really-

Duan Yu: A tiger falling in Pingyang is bullied by a dog, but a phoenix falling in feathers is not as good as a chicken.

(Three people sigh at the same time. )

Manager Zhang: May I have your name?

Qiao Feng: I-(patting my chest with my right hand) Qiao Feng!

Virtual bamboo: (hands folded) The poor monk's dharma name is virtual bamboo.

Duan Yu: (bowing to the folding fan) Hello, Second Sister, I'm in XiaDuan Yu.

(The background music "Difficult Classics" rings. )

(The assistant picked up the notebook and showed it to Manager Chang, and whispered something. )

Manager Zhang: I see. You three cut off water and electricity because you didn't pay the rent, right?

Qiao Feng: (word for word) Would you please stop talking so loudly?

Manager Zhang: I'm very sorry, I can't help you with this.

Shop assistant: According to the regulations, the rent can't be reduced for one month. Now all three of you are great heroes. It will take three months to cut off water and electricity, and you have already taken good care of you.

Xu Zhu: Hallelujah! Brother, the two benefactors are very kind and have always been good to us. We can't ask for more. Let's try to chip in.

Qiao Feng: Second brother, do you know what my occupation is?

Xu Zhu: Brother, you are the leader and the highest decision-maker of the largest non-governmental organization in North Korea! As long as you give the order, members from all over the streets and mountains will only follow you!

Qiao Feng: Third brother, do you know what this non-governmental organization is?

Duan Yu: Beggars.

Xu Zhu: Big Brother! As the leader of the first gang in the world, you are the overlord of beggars!

Qiao Feng: The overlord among beggars is still a beggar! (Sigh) I, Qiao Feng, have been aboveboard and heroic all my life. I have commanded thousands of troops with one hand, and my martial arts are invincible in the world. In the end, I can't even afford a wife. The world is so big that Qiao Feng can't hold me! Did I abandon society, or did society abandon me?

Xu Zhu: Hallelujah! Big brother doesn't have to sell himself short. Little brother is worse than you. Since childhood, Master has taught us that the Buddha accepts all those who are predestined friends and forgives all those who break the precepts. As long as there is a Buddha in your heart, everything is a Buddha. However, when I left Lingjiu Palace to return to Buddhism, they said that to apply for becoming a monk now, I must have a master's degree, CET-6 and many years of management qualifications. Now I am vulgar, Buddha is not a Buddha, even Amitabha can't speak, and I have no legal qualification for charity. Third brother, the task of collecting money is still up to you.

Duan Yu: Two brothers should understand that I am the worst person. I miss the beautiful scenery and outstanding people of Dali, but I was killed by Mongolian fighters. Now Dali has become Yunnan Province, and my second generation has also become conquered people. The heart of rejuvenating the country has never existed, and the art of survival has never existed. On weekdays, I only read classics and grow flowers and grass. This is really a burden. I feel sorry for my two brothers!

(Three people crying)

Manager Zhang: Don't be too pessimistic. Now it is an open society. Everyone can make money as long as we rely on our own hands. Although our company has a strict system, it also has the brilliance of human nature. No matter the tenant or the owner, we are a family living in Lido Garden, and your business is my business. I will definitely help you find a suitable position, okay?

Qiao Feng: Then please, sir! Second and third brothers, go!

(Three people leave)

Act iii

(Guo Jing helps Huang Rong, and the background music "Iron Heart" rings. )

Manager Chang: Hello, Shuxin Property. what can I do for you?

Huang Rong: I want to complain!

Manager Zhang: Have we done anything bad?

Huang Rong: Not only is it not in place, it is a crime!

Manager Chang/Assistant: (bowing at the same time) Please advise!

Huang Rong: Do you know that lack of sleep can lead to metabolic disorder in women? Do you know how many brain cells will die if you wake up? Do you know that living in a noisy environment every day can lead to endocrine disorders, vomiting and diarrhea, redness and foaming at the mouth?

Guo Jing: Rong Er, don't exaggerate!

Huang Rong: No exaggeration! You know, for people who are sick and recuperating, any noise is a double harm.

Assistant: No, our community is surrounded by gardens. Not only stay away from noisy streets, but also indoor construction is not allowed during breaks. Where is the noise?

Manager Zhang: I apologize for the trouble caused by your rest. Can you tell us what sound you heard?

Huang Rong: I hear the piano and flute every day. A harp is not like a harp, and a flute is not like a flute. They played a bloody tune together, and then two old people screamed at their throats-(pointing to Guo Jing)

Guo Jing: (Cantonese) When the sea smiles, the tide surges on both sides! As the waves rise and fall, just remember that tonight-

Huang Rong: Listen! Even if they can't speak Mandarin, they are not afraid of being deducted by instructors!

Manager Zhang: You are talking about Music by Mr. Qu and Mr. Liu. This music is exciting and catchy, and everyone should like it?

Huang Rong: It's because I'm so excited that I have to clap my hands when I sleep in bed.

Assistant: But why haven't other neighbors complained?

Huang Rong: I don't care if others can hear me! Anyway, I will complain if it affects the rest!

Guo Jing: (Pushing Huang Rong aside) Don't blame it! Rong Er is not an unreasonable person. He was only seriously injured and has been recuperating at home. In order to survive, he sleeps for 23 hours every day. The voices of the two old people upstairs are actually not loud, but they sound like the landslides in Rong Er. No matter how sweet the song sounds, as long as it disturbs her sleep, it is like a death warrant. alas ......

Manager Zhang: Then how can we cure her illness?

Guo Jing: Rong Er suffered serious internal injuries, and all his five internal organs were damaged. We have been looking for famous doctors for hundreds of years, but even the best surgeons in West China Hospital are helpless.

Assistant: Isn't there any cure?

Guo Jing: There are ways to cure internal injuries, but we have to work hard at home. For example, the first massage technique with the most remarkable curative effect, the most perfect function and the most skillful technique in the history of rivers and lakes-

Huang Rong: (grabbing words) Raise your finger!

Guo Jing: Unfortunately, since Yi Deng, the descendants of Dali have not learned this skill. ...

Manager Zhang: (Shines at the moment) You mean that as long as Dali Kingdom is in front of Deng, you can cure Miss Huang's internal injuries?

Guo Jing: Yes.

Manager Zhang: (Clap your hands gently, your eyes glow) Great! Xiao Zhao, go and get Yang Daxia and Dragon Daughter!

Assistant: OK! (End)

Manager Zhang: (to Huang Rong and Guo Jing) Just a moment, please.

(The other five people appear in turn)

Manager Zhang: (to Duan Yu) Mr Duan, what's your relationship with Deng?

Duan Yu: (shaking the fan) Judging from the historical development, I should be his grandfather.

Manager Zhang: So, can you point it out?

Duan Yu: You mean ... the one-yang finger I used to tickle when I was a kid?

Manager Zhang: Then can you be Doby, a girl with yellow skin?

(Huang Rong turns his back to Duan Yu).

Duan Yu: That would be very offensive! (gesturing) as urgent as the law!

(Huang Rong shakes all over, and then pulls himself together.)

Guo Jing: How are you, Rong Er?

Huang Rong: (moving limbs) My waist doesn't hurt, and my legs don't hurt! Going upstairs is also exciting! Jing elder brother, I'm ready!

Guo Jing: (walks up to Duan Yu) Thank you, Mr. Duan! Saved my life, Rong Er! I want to return this favor to you. If you have any requirements, please feel free to ask, and I will be satisfied!

Duan Yu: (glancing at Qiao Feng and Xu Zhu) Then Guo Daxia ... Can you help us pay the rent?

Guo Jing: Why is it so difficult? My treat. (takes out a gold ingot from his pocket and hands it over)

Duan Yu: (Jin Yuanbao in both hands) I finally earned my first bucket of gold! Big brother, second brother, I don't have to chew on my old money! I have realized the value of life!

Manager Chang: Mr Duan, this is just the beginning. Since you are highly skilled, why not seize this business opportunity and open up a bigger market? I'll give you an idea-(take out a picture scroll and hand it over)

(Duan Yu unfolds a picture scroll with four characters written on it: Massage for the Blind. )

Duan Yu: That's a good idea, but where can I find the blind?

Xu Zhu: (Suddenly) Hallelujah! If you want it, you can't find it. (Step forward, put on a pair of sunglasses and start to imitate the blind man to massage Duan Yu) Sir, is the diamond finger strength of the villain enough?

Duan Yu: That's enough! Very enough! Second brother, let's open a shop and start a business!

Xu Zhu: OK!

(Two people are back)

Manager Zhang: Excuse me, is this master Qiao's palm technique famous?

Qiao Feng: Haha, of course! My eighteen palms of dragon-descending have been practiced to perfection, and each palm can reach a high temperature of 100 degrees Celsius, which is pure natural, low-carbon and pollution-free!

Manager Zhang: So, are you interested in doing business with this Yang Daxia?

Yang Guo: (Shines at the moment) Brother, I think your bones are weird. You must be a martial arts wizard! Are you interested in cooperating with me and making a fortune with both hands?

Qiao Feng: OK, my hands are very useful! What do you want me to do？

Yang Guo: Fried chestnuts!

Qiao Feng: (fiercely) It's really-(smiling) great that you asked me to fry chestnuts in Qiao Feng! (Facing the audience, advertising) Roasted chestnuts with eighteen palms are healthy, nutritious and pure green food. You deserve it!

Manager Chang: It can also be sold through different channels. The two protagonists are responsible for the production and retail of the store, and Miss Long is responsible for online sales. We will open direct stores in Taobao, JD.COM and Amazon respectively, and buy 10 kg for postage! One hundred catties will be delivered to your door by the carved gods themselves! Guarantee to rise to five crowns within one year! Within three years, this store is hot in Chunxi Road! In less than five years, the enterprise will be packaged and listed, and Yang Daxia will sell his shares and get a lot of cash, so he can continue to live with Miss Long as a fairy couple!

(Yang Guo and Xiaolong girl look at each other hand in hand and make a happy expression)

Manager Zhang: I even thought of the name of the store for you!

Everyone asks: What's your name? )

Manager Chang: The chestnut shop opened by Yang Guo Hehe is called Qiaoli!

(Applause)

Manager Zhang: Miss Huang, do you still need to complain now?

Huang Rong: No complaints, no complaints! I think I'm reborn now, thanks to you!

Everyone: We all want to thank you. What is your name, please?

Manager Zhang: My name is not important. Everyone just needs to know that I am an ordinary employee of Shuxin Property! Actually, I didn't do anything. As the saying goes, a distant relative is not as good as a close neighbor. Whether neighbors, colleagues or friends, as long as we help each other and share resources, all problems can be solved! As the saying goes, let the autumn be crisp, take a step back, and a harmonious and beautiful life depends on our joint creation! I hope all of you here-

Everyone: (making fists and bowing) Happy Mid-Autumn Festival and happy life!

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