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Li Zhi Budd has been obsessed with homing pigeons since he was seven years old, and he is still obsessed with it at the age of 40. Li Zhi's father is a successful policeman in this city. When he had a son, he wanted him to be a policeman instead of him. He specially named his son "Bad people end bad people". Li really became a good policeman when he was 2 1 year old, and many bad guys were planted in his hands. Li Zhi's hobby is raising homing pigeons. He has been raising pigeons for 33 years since he raised his first homing pigeon at the age of 7.

Li Zhi's broken homing pigeons are kept on the balcony at home. He gets up at 5 o'clock every morning to clean the pigeon house and carefully removes pigeon droppings with a spatula. It was fun.

Dad used to think that Li's pigeon industry was nothing. Later, when he found that there were many senior figures among Li's pigeon friends, he stopped interfering with his son's pigeon breeding. Li told his father that Soong Ching Ling likes raising pigeons, as do former Russian Prime Minister chernomyrdin and boxing champion Tai Sen. ...

The most exciting thing about raising homing pigeons is to send them to the competition. Sending carefully cultivated homing pigeons to participate in the competition is tantamount to sending children to the front to fight, and life and death are uncertain. Many homing pigeons are gone forever. To Li's regret, he has participated in numerous homing pigeon competitions, but he has never won the championship. The best result is the fifth place in the 300-kilometer race. Li Zhi-the nightmare of winning the homing pigeon race.

Once Li Zhi Budd gets the name and contact information of the champion pigeon owner from Carrier Pigeon magazine, he will immediately contact the pigeon owner and buy the offspring of the champion pigeon. On one occasion, Li Zhi bad pigeon friends introduced that they bought three champion pigeon eggs for 8000 yuan from a famous pigeon owner named Ge Zheng. After the young pigeons hatched, Li took good care of them, and pigeons became champions day by day. What puzzled Li was that the descendants of the three champion pigeons got mediocre results after the competition and almost didn't go home. The wife said, rich but three generations. Daughter said, shine on you is better than blue. Li Zhi is depressed.

"You have raised pigeons for more than 30 years, and you must win the championship anyway." The wife said to Li Zhi-Bad, "You have sealed the balcony into a pigeon house, and the wind in our house has not passed. You can't let us die in vain. If you win the championship, you can still sell pigeon eggs. Why doesn't a champion pigeon eggs sell 1800 yuan? "

Li Zhibiao thinks it's a small matter whether to sell pigeon eggs or not, but whether to win the championship is a big matter. The National Pigeon Association will hold an 8000 km race this year, which is unprecedented in the history of pigeon racing. The prize money of the champion is 6,543,800 yuan. Li Zhi dreamed of winning the 8000-kilometer race, but he knew it was daydreaming for him. There are many experts in pigeon racing, and his chances of getting ahead are slim. Let's talk about 8,000 kilometers. Experts estimate that among the 10000 homing pigeons participating in the competition, it will be a miracle to fly back to 1. Animal protection organizations protested that holding such a long-distance pigeon race was an abuse of animals.

This morning, after cleaning the pigeon house, Li Zhiliang wrapped the pigeon droppings in a newspaper. Before throwing pigeon droppings into the garbage chute, he accidentally caught a glimpse of a line in the newspaper: a scientist applied for a patent for the mixing of man and beast.

Li Zhi Zhi closed the garbage cover and stopped throwing pigeon droppings. He watched the news. According to the news, a scientist named Pan Quanfei successfully combined human embryos with animal embryos to cultivate a mixture of man and beast. This move was condemned by sociologists. But quite a few natural scientists think it is of great significance. The State Patent Office has accepted Pan's patent application for hybrid between man and beast.

Li Zhi Budd threw pigeon droppings into the garbage chute. He took home the newspaper wrapped in pigeon droppings.

Li stood in the dovecote and read the news of the mixing of man and beast in the newspaper repeatedly.

"Why don't you eat that? Not going to work? " The wife shouted at Li on the balcony through the glass.

"Eat, eat, I'm coming." Li Zhizhuang stuffed the newspaper covered with pigeon droppings into his trouser pocket.

At breakfast, his wife found Li in a trance.

The wife asked:

"What are you thinking?"

Li Zhi, who is thinking about the mixing of man and beast, denied:

"What can I worry about? All to catch the bad guys. "

The wife press a way:

"What's the time, still not quick to eat. The sheriff should scold you for being late. "

Li wolfed down a loaf of bread.

He said to his wife while wearing a police uniform:

"I'm on duty tonight, don't come back. You can help clean the pigeon house tomorrow morning. "

The wife said:

"Help you clean the pigeon house for so many years, but you also got me a champion. Cleaning it is also emotional. People can make money by raising pigeons, but you just lose money. "

Lee check bad before leaving home to open the door back to his wife said:

"This time I want to win a championship in the 8000-kilometer race and reward you for helping me clean the pigeon house. At least I will give you a bonus of 6.5438 million. "

The wife said:

"I am very grateful to you for giving me 500 yuan. 8,000 kilometers! I am very satisfied that you can enter the top 3 in the 50 km race. "

Li Zhibiao goes to the police station by bike. The sheriff said that the public security has been surprisingly good these two days, and the two brothers can take the opportunity to rest and recharge. According to past experience, there will be lightning and thunder after silence.

Li Zhibiao found Pan Quanfei's phone number through directory assistance.

Lee check bad after dialing, said:

"Professor Pan Quanfei, please speak. “

"I am."

"My name is Li Zhi Zhi, and I am a policeman. “

"The police? What do the police want with me? "

"This is a private matter. Can I make an appointment with you for an interview? This matter is very important to me, and I think it is good for your career. "

"Come on now, come to my lab."

"Not now, I'm courting. How about 7 o'clock tomorrow night? "

"Ok, 7 o'clock tomorrow evening."

"Thank you."

The next day, after work, I came to Pan's lab.

Li check bad cut to the chase:

"I think the man-beast mixture you invented is great. “

Pan Quanfei was very happy to hear the praise and said:

"The police said that this invention is good, and I am more relieved."

Li Zhi badly said:

"I need your help."

Pan Quanfei said:

"Go ahead."

Li Zhi badly said:

"I have raised homing pigeons for more than 30 years and spent all my spare time on homing pigeons, but I have never won the championship in the competition."

Pan Quanfei said:

"That's too bad. I also raised homing pigeons when I was young. "

Li Zhi badly said:

"You can understand me. I hope that you will combine my embryo with the embryo of the carrier pigeon, cultivate a carrier pigeon with a mixture of man and beast, and participate in the 8000-kilometer carrier pigeon competition. "

Pan Quanfei eyes a bright, said:

"Your idea is very encouraging, but is it cheating?"

Li Zhi badly said:

"I thought about this problem, I don't think it counts. The shape of a pigeon is still a pigeon, but it has human consciousness. As long as the shape is a pigeon with flesh and blood, it cannot be considered cheating. "

Pan Quanfei nodded and said:

"How is your physical strength?"

Li Zhi badly said:

"Very good, I once won the fifth place in Sanda in this city."

Pan Quanfei said:

"Embryos should be extracted from the best pigeons. Do you? "

Li Zhi badly said:

"I can buy it from Ge Zheng."

Pan Quanfei asked:

"Brother Zheng?"

Li Zhi badly said:

"The most famous carrier pigeon in this city, his carrier pigeon often wins the top three in horse racing."

Pan Quanfei said:

"I agreed."

Li Zhi badly said:

"Thank you very much. How much do I need to pay you? "

Pan Quanfei said:

"Nothing."

Li check bad surprise:

"Nothing?"

Pan Quanfei said:

"Although I have completed the research on the mixing of man and beast in theory, I have never actually operated it. I should thank you for taking your own embryo and let me try to synthesize it with animal embryos. "

Li Zhi badly said:

"The success and promotion of your experiment is determined by the market economy, not by who is willing to provide you with embryos."

Pan Quanfei said:

"You're right. Everything in the world is determined by the economy. For example, exam-oriented education, no matter how many people of insight appeal, can not change it. Only the invisible hand of the market economy can end exam-oriented education. "

Li Zhibiao thinks Pan Quanfei is an honest man, and he is willing to deal with such people.

Li check bad to ask:

"When shall we start?"

Pan Quanfei said:

"When do you buy the best homing pigeon, let's get started. It will not delay you from participating in the 8000-kilometer race. "

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