A: Hello, viewers!
B: Hey, ****, I haven’t seen you for a few days, what are you busy with?
A: Are you talking about me?
I study ancient poetry. B: Oh?
How about studying ancient poetry?
Then let me test you, what do you think ancient poetry is?
A: Ancient poetry.
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He is a mummy.
B: Ancient poetry.
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How could it be a mummy?
A: Think about it, aren’t the corpses of ancient people just mummies?
B: Hi, you misunderstood. What I said were ancient poems, not the corpses of ancient people.
A: Then you can just say the full name. I have a lot of knowledge. If I don’t say the full name, I can easily make mistakes.
B: You're not satisfied with a bottle, you're making a fool of yourself. I don't know how many kilos you have?
A: Don’t believe it, I have unique insights into ancient poetry.
B: Unique insights?
Then show us all your skills.
A: Okay, I will recite the song "Broken Array" for everyone. I read the sword while I was drunk, and I dreamed of playing the trumpet company.
Eight hundred miles away, the troops under his command are burning, the sound of fifty-stringed strings turning outside the Great Wall, and the troops on the battlefield being ordered in autumn.
B:Okay!
Then carry it down!
A: Below.
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Um,,, what?
below?
"Thirty years of fame and dust, eight thousand miles of clouds and moons. B: Stop, stop, stop A: And then there is: Don't wait, the young man's head is gray, empty and sad, the shame of Jingkang has not yet snowed, the ministers hate, why
Shi Mie? No one can stop a gangster from doing martial arts, hahahaha. B: What kind of nonsense is this? A: How well do I memorize Deng Xiaoping Theory? B: I think you are very good at bragging.
I am studying poets, not poems. B: What is there to study about poets? A: Then let me ask you! What is Qu Yuan’s job? B: I really don’t know about that.
If there is anything to study, I tell you that this is knowledge. Just learn it. B: Don’t talk nonsense. A: Qu Yuan, according to my inference, he is a geographer. A: Let me ask you.
, what is the story of the long lyrical poem "Li Sao" he wrote? B: Isn't that the poet's complaint when he left his hometown? A: By the way, the poem says: The road is long and long, and I will go up and down.
And seek. B: Yes, that’s the word. A: What he means is: The terrain in Chu is very complicated and it’s difficult to build roads. B: That’s nonsense.
Come to the Three Kingdoms period. B: Go to the Three Kingdoms again. A: What did you say Cao Cao did?
B: Wrong? Impossible! A: Cao Cao is a mathematician. B: Did Cao Cao change his career to become a mathematics teacher?
We studied mathematics and geometry when we were in middle school, so we say he is a mathematician. A: Besides, what does Cao Zhi do? B: I really don’t know.
Gourmet. B: Cao Zhi, a gourmet? A: It’s said in the seven-step poem: The beans are boiling and they are weeping in the cauldron. They are born from the same root. B: Yes, doesn’t this mean that we are brothers?
Is it fratricidal? A: You think, what it really means is: if you want to cook beans, you have to cook them with beans. B: According to you, Cao Zhi is quite greedy. A: Is that okay?
Came to the Song Dynasty. B: He ran very fast. A: What did you think Su Shi did? B: Su Shi, it would be wrong for me to say it. A: He was an astronomer.
How did Su Shi get up in the sky? A: It is written in the title of Shui Tiao Ge: People have joys and sorrows, and the moon waxes and wanes. That means Su Shi understood the moon phases very well, so he is an astronomer. B: No.
It seems that you are quite capable. A: That’s right. Are you convinced this time? B: Not convinced. A: Why are you not convinced? B: Well, it’s all your decision. It depends on whether you are capable or not.
I'll give you a few tests. A: Okay, you can take any test. B: I'll give you a difficult test. What do you think... Li Qingzhao does? A: According to my inference, Li Qingzhao is a visionary.