Exquisite words
A You have been talking about cross talk for many years.
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family a has money. The family has a great cause, mules and horses in groups, gold and silver in a treasury, rice and flour in a warehouse, a shout in class, and a hundred steps down.
all the old neighbors of E-Street know it.
a there is nothing about your father's eating, drinking and dressing.
b yes, don't be particular if you want to do it, and don't be particular if you want to do it.
a first of all, your father is particular about hygiene.
b that's the main thing.
a every morning, your father washes half a catty of health balls with two bottles of DDT and drinks it.
b is this about hygiene?
a this is burning rats.
B ran away to burn rats!
A should drink three bowls of soup after finishing.
what soup would you like for the first bowl?
a wants to drink woody soup.
b why is this?
a divides gas.
in group b, the clear gas rises and the turbid gas drops. Eat more.
A wants to drink bird's nest soup in the second bowl.
b why is this?
a tonifies qi.
b can't make up for it, the third bowl?
a wants to drink ecstasy soup.
b this is ...
a, um, angry.
b is finished.
a wants to drink ginseng soup.
b why?
a helps qi.
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a, your father is very particular about eating.
how about b?
three meals make a table, and every meal makes a table. No meal can be separated from delicacies.
yi shanzhen?
Hericium erinaceus, tremella, burnt pear, jujube, preserved tiger, hump, bear's paw, deer's tail, phoenix marrow, dragon liver, wolf heart and dog lung.
b don't want these two! Where is the seafood?
holothurian, bird's nest, shark's fin, fish belly, fish belly. Fish head, fish tail, fish bone, fishbone. Your father squatted under the table and ate delicious food.
b this is my father?
a cat.
b, the more I listen, the more wrong I am!
a your father is also particular about clothes.
how about b?
Party A is completely dressed in lake crepe, Hangzhou crepe, flowered crepe, spring silk, Lu silk, Indian silk, flannel, gabardine, Biji, and dresses. Without the coarse cloth, blue cloth, and cylinder-leaning cloth, it is white in the moon, gray in the city, and light in the blue, and the head cloth and cloth head in Lan Qing are mixed with white.
b look at these two sets.
a pays attention to clothes and opens boxes three times a day.
b what do you mean by unpacking three times a day?
a means your father has to change clothes three times a day.
b how can I change it?
for example, when wearing a squirrel in winter, the bobbin is the same and the dough is the same, and it is changed three times a day.
can't b see it?
if a is chrysanthemum, it is all chrysanthemum.
b how can you tell?
A is a flower in the morning and a big flower at noon.
where is b at night?
as soon as the sun sets, the flowers fall off.
b pays more attention!
A will wear it the next day. The bobbin is the same, the flour is the same, and the flowers are different.
b hey!
A, your father has finished wearing it. Fold it up and don't wear it. You won't wear it until today next year ...
B.
A still doesn't know where to wear it.
b my father has many clothes.
I'm afraid I won't live until next year.
is b going to die?
a, your father also pays attention to sleeping.
how does b pay attention to sleeping?
a needs to sleep for one night.
b, what do you mean by a night shift?
A means that your father sleeps for one night ... and needs to be laid five times.
b how can I change it?
a, for example, it's sunny in summer, and it's hot. Your father went to sleep when the shift was fixed.
it's good for your health.
if you don't spread it, you'll be scared, and if you don't cover it, you'll get cold.
b what should I do?
Your father spread a bamboo mat and covered himself with a sheet during the shift.
b oh. Where is the second watch?
Party A has changed, with Wenzhou mat and towel quilt.
it's getting colder.
the third watch is changed again. Panama mat, covered with crepe quilt.
b is getting colder and colder.
the fourth shift is changed again. Spread a Taiwan Province mat, spread a wool blanket on the mat, and cover your body with a thick quilt.
b it's late at night.
Jia Wu changed again.
b yes?
A covered with a spike straw mat, a thick carpet and a crepe quilt.
b my father pays more attention to sleeping for one night and being laid five times.
A is fastidious. Your father didn't sleep all night.
what's wrong with b?
Jia Jing has been lying down.
b, this is a toss-up!
a's ordeal is really bad.
what's wrong with b?
A made your father sick.
b this is asking for it!
First, your eldest brother quickly invited Chinese and Western medicine to see your father. Your father is very particular about taking medicine.
how does b pay attention to taking medicine?
a pays attention to eating authentic medicinal materials.
b what is authentic medicine?
a didn't you read the sign at the door of the drugstore?
how does b write it?
a "authentic medicinal materials from Sichuan, Guangzhou, Yunnan and Guizhou provinces are made in this hall".
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A wants to eat Siamese rhinoceros horn, African antelope, Guangxi cinnamon, Jilin wild ginseng, Kanto velvet antler, Yunnan cardamom, Sichuan coptis root, Guizhou tangerine peel, Dong 'agong gum, Longyan Guanyan, Hangzhou chrysanthemum, Tibet safflower, Dongling Yimu ointment, foreign museum Babao Kunshun, Zhao Jiagui's daughter Jin Dan, Guangdong Wuji Baifeng Pill, Xiaotang's chest-opening, and Liu Jiabao Chiyi.
b what's all this for?
a your father took the wrong medicine!
b then you don't eat wrong.
A screamed and died.
b is dead.
a, your eldest brother quickly called you to the front, and set out to do white things.
family b has the eldest son and a state minister.
a "dad was particular about it before he died, and he will inherit his legacy after he died, and then pay attention to it."
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don't say anything about the clothes and coffins. Build this shed, pay attention to it.
how about b?
a technician invited by Liuhe shed shop in Beijing set up a ridged shed with five ridges and six beasts in one hall. Crossing the street archway, crossing the street shed, the door is covered with drums and gongs, with a left bang and a right point, and the second floor of the bell and drum is quiet and evasive, and the mirror is famous. Every day, there are four tents for monks, Taoists, Fans and Nits to read to Taiwan. There are monks in Guangji Temple, old people in Baiyun Temple, lamas in Yonghe Palace and nuns in Sansheng Temple. Stop for 7749 days, and entertain guests without accepting gifts.
b you pay more attention to listening.
a is considerate to friends and relatives.
how considerate is b?
first of all, the tea you drink is too particular.
b makes a pot and everyone drinks it. It's amazing.
a, that's exquisite. You pay attention to drinking famous teas from various provinces.
b tell me.
party a should drink Hangzhou longjing, Huizhou Lu' an, Guangdong black tea, Fujian brick tea, Yunnan pu' er, TieyeDafang, Dayexiaoye, Queshe, Yuqian, Tieguanyin and Dashoumei. Relatives and friends can drink whatever they like.
b pays more attention.
a is also particular about smoking.
how about b?
A smoked Kanto Taiwan tablets, Yizhou leaves, Lanzhou hookah, Fujian silk, Luzon, Egypt, fenbaoer and Qianmen. Friends and relatives can smoke whatever they like.
b pays more attention.
a is also particular about the wine he drinks. Drink Sichuan Daqu, Kweichow Moutai, Shaanxi Xifeng, Shanxi Fenjiu, Hengshui Baigan, Zhejiang Chenshao, Golden Brandy, Lotus White, Cortex Acanthopanacis, Yinchenlu, wine, beer and automobiles. Drink whatever you like.
b pays more attention.
a mat is exquisite.
how about b?
a table for six people.
b is still an official seat.
A spoon, a small wine cup, a wine glass and a wine bucket; In the middle, there are large plates, small plates, combined bowls, tall plates, tall bowls, large duck ponds, and the whole table of porcelain is full of hard and colorful first-class official kilns in Jiangxi.
good food is not as good as beautiful utensils.
first, a served sixteen kinds of fruit.
what does b have?
Jiashenzhou Peach, Shaying Grape, Beishan Yuanzi Apple, Henan Yali Pear, Nankou Shaguo, Shanxi Persimmon, Bengbu Pomegranate, Henan Dahuo, Haidian Fruit Lotus Root, Guangdong Litchi, Shantou Mandarin, Fujian Orange, Nanyang Pineapple, Xinjiang Hami Melon, and Tianjin Wei Xiao Liu Zhuang's green radish.
B has all the radishes.
there is an ice bowl in the middle of a.
what does b have?
there are water chestnut in Wanshou Mountain, chicken's head rice in Shishajiao, lotus seed in Beihai, almond seed in big flat, fresh walnut seed, jujube seed in Leling, melon seed in Balizhuang and Gaga jujube seed in Langjiayuan.
b hey!
A has four dried dishes, four cold meats and four dishes of pickles.
four jobs?
A Suzhou melon seeds, Tai 'an candied dates, Hunan lotus seeds and Xinjiang raisins.
four cold meats?
Sichuan bacon, Jinhua ham, sugar pine and Russian enema.
b four dishes of pickles?
a, the black vegetables in Liubiju, Beijing, the sweet pickled radish in Dongyang, the eight treasures in Tiemen, and the stinky tofu in Wang Zhihe.
Is B stinky tofu also on the table?
Sixteen sets of snacks will be served to Party A..
what's in b?
The moon cake in Jiazheng Mingzhai, the baked sesame seed cake in Zhimeizhai, the stuffed cake in the same place, the fried dumpling in Tongfuju, the fried noodles in Dingheju, the fried dough in Mujiazhai, the milk-rolled lamb in Quanfanglou, the fried dumplings in Dengyinglou, the steamed dumplings in Luming Literature Garden, the dried Dujia cake in Yangcun, the fried cake with ears, the fried sheep tail in Yong Yuan De and the cheese in Beijing Nanhuashi are all fried in one place.
have your friends and relatives had enough?
a hasn't been seated yet.
b yes, what seats are you going to attend?
First of all, A said that the dishes used in the kitchen are also exquisite.
what does b have?
there are edamame in Liulangzhuang, west of Beijing, kohlrabi in Zhangjiakou, potatoes in Pingdiquan, yam in Majuqiao, Chinese cabbage in Anxu, scallion in Jinan, Chunbulao in Baoan, leek in Tianjin, pheasant neck in Balizhuang, cucumber, peas, garlic seedlings in Nanyuan, winter vegetables in Sichuan, cinnamon in Guangdong, Sichuan pepper, broad-leaved materials, etc.
b yeah! How much will it cost!
what's the most important thing about a mat?
how does b pay attention to the law?
A is full of surprises. What did your father like to eat before his death? What did he do for his relatives and friends today? This doesn't count, which restaurant, which restaurant, which chef cooks which dish is the most famous, invite him to your home, prepare another room, and cook such children's dishes. There are twenty-four dishes in this course.
tell me what B has.
Roasted duck in Jiaquanjude, braised chicken in Daoxiang Village, dried salted duck in Morichunyang, cheese chicken in Universal Zhai, sweet and sour fish in Tongxingtang, roasted fish head in Zhimeizhai, stewed claw tip in Zhimeilou, sugar lotus seeds in Fengzeyuan, steamed rice duck in Huifengtang, lion head in Xinfenglou, eight kinds of pigs in casserole, fried liver in Huixianju, grilled sea cucumber in Dengyinglou, and large intestine in Tianhe Yujiu.
b, there are crispy rice dishes.
a pays attention to the funeral day. At the gate, there were forty-eight people in Beijing Yongli Bar House, and they changed to sixty-four bars in the street. The barman shaved his head, took a shower and put on his boots, and thirty-two people carried the big mirror. In front of him, there were four sheds for monks, Taoist priests, fans and nuns to attend the funeral. There are Qin Qiong, Jingde, Shencha and Yulei, Yang Jiaoai, Zuo Botao, Boyi and Shuqi, trailblazers, money-spraying beasts, Zhenhai cattle, heroic fighting spirit, white cranes, rein horses, eagles, dogs and camels.
b was also a deacon of the Qing dynasty.
a opens the gong, keeps quiet, evades the sign and urges the flag. Paper burning, Zhongjun, executioner. All the drummer music. There are Flying Dragon Flag, Flying Tiger Flag, flying bear Flag, Flying Tiger Flag, Flying Eagle, Flying Aos, Flying Dogs, Flying Leopard, Twenty-four Filial Piety Flags, Shadow Pavilion, Soul Bridge, Leading Soul Car, and the eight umbrellas are all embroidered in Hunan. There are incense umbrellas, flower umbrellas, red umbrellas with crooked necks, lifting stoves, pan stoves, Goering powder sticks, 24 pairs of gold deacons, golden melons, cymbals, axes, air stirrups, fingers, palms, fists, a pair of big hands holding ice paddles, machetes, elephant knives and dragons. There are pine lions, pine pavilions, pine cranes, pine deer, pine eight immortals, pine banners, pine umbrellas, pine sedan chairs, flower banners, flower umbrellas and flower sedan chairs. It stretched for eight miles, circled four roads, and was carried back.
Why isn't B buried?
a haha! No graveyard.