1. Let’s ask Director Liu to sing "Goodbye" for everyone. Although he was lip-synching, Eunuch Liu still held the microphone meticulously and pretended to be very involved: I'm afraid I won't have the chance to say goodbye to you, because maybe I will never see you again. The first part went well, the stage Next round of applause. Unexpectedly, the disc skipping occurred during the repeat: I'm afraid I don't have a chance. I don't have a chance. I don't have a chance. Eunuch Liu, died

2. Anpanman hasn't saved the world for a long time. He saw a boy in red lying hungry on the road. He immediately landed and asked: "Kid, what's wrong with you?" The boy in red said: I'm hungry. Anpanman was overjoyed that he finally had the chance to be a hero. Without saying a word, he extended his hand: Come on! The boy in red smiled strangely and took a bite. After a while, Anpanman was digested in front of the boy. The boy said proudly: Now of course the world will be saved by my lucky Superman.

The three or three die-hard fans entered heaven. God saw their loyalty and rewarded each of them with the opportunity to travel back in time to watch a classic match of their country’s national football team. Brazilian fans thought over and over again and chose the 1958 World Cup final; German fans thought over and over again and asked to go back to the pinnacle of the summer in Italy; Chinese fans said without hesitation Wulihe, Oman, God's anger will go back? More than 800,000 people have been sent to this event this year!

4. When we just watched the total lunar eclipse, a boy played the guitar and sang affectionately to the girl next to him. Think about it, take a look, the moon represents my heart. The girl said: Stop singing, your heart will be eaten by the dog.

5. He grabbed his hand and prayed: Let me cum again! I'm doing this for your own good! He shook his head angrily: No! You knock me out every time! Him: But you can’t! What a waste of time. He rubbed his hands and smiled: Hehe, but don't I have you, Conan? How about you tell Uncle Kogoro the answer, and he will tell the police officer himself. Conan: Kogoro raised his finger: Otherwise I won't marry my daughter to you, a long-term cutesy criminal!

6. Xiangbei High School Basketball Practice Ground: The gorilla has not appeared yet. He is in the dressing room struggling with which team uniform to wear. Rukawa Kaede took out a bag of snacks from his bag, handed it to Sakuragi, and whispered: Here. Sakuragi rolled his eyes at him: Big idiot. Then, Rukawa moved to Haruko and winked: Well, well, Haruko, Haruko, I want to drink the milk like last time. Haruko was furious, took out a bag of milk and stuffed it heavily into Rukawa's mouth, and said evilly: Disappear from my eyes quickly!

7. Ouyang Feng grabbed a soft whip, filled it with internal force, and it was as straight as an iron rod, and stabbed the old naughty boy in the head. The old naughty boy laughed loudly, smacked his palm in the flash of lightning, and stroked the whip. The whip trembled like an electric shock, and then hung down softly. Ouyang Feng was shocked: How did you crack my internal power? The old naughty boy said: After being a bachelor all his life, he has become familiar with this trick.

8. She, a patriotic young woman who had low self-esteem due to her appearance, encountered a magic lamp on her journey. Girl, I can fulfill your two wishes. I want to become beautiful, and I want to return to the Qing Dynasty! So she got the opportunity to go to South Korea for plastic surgery and traveled to the Qing Dynasty. Her beauty impressed the emperor and he was named a concubine. The emperor said I can give you everything! I just ask the emperor to regain Korea. I promise you. Immediately afterwards, she changed back to her original appearance.

9. Now, please ask Director Liu to sing "Goodbye" for everyone. Although he was lip-synching, Eunuch Liu still held the microphone meticulously and pretended to be very involved: I'm afraid I won't have the chance to say goodbye to you, because maybe I will never see you again. The first part went well, the stage Next round of applause. Unexpectedly, the disc skipping phenomenon occurred during the repeat: I'm afraid I don't have a chance, I don't have a chance, I don't have a chance. Eunuch Liu, died

10. The princess kissed the frog, and the princess turned into a frog. The princess frog and the prince frog were happy. They lived together until one day they were eaten by a snake.

11. A certain otaku traveled to Maweipo in the 16th year of Tianbao. He heard that the emperor passed by here last year and killed a Yang or something. He couldn't help but feel very regretful.

After asking everyone, I finally found an isolated tomb, so I spent money to repair it and secretly prayed: Yang Meiyimei, you have a spirit in heaven. Remember to come and talk to me tonight. That night, when the otaku was sleeping soundly, he suddenly saw a big man breaking into the door and saying, "Ganjun, please collect my bones. Yang Guozhong is here to repay his kindness!"

12. In his previous life, he was a fat man who vowed to eat all the delicious food in the world. Before this wish could be fulfilled, he passed away due to eating too much. At the last minute, he couldn't help but sigh: I won't be a human being in my next life, I will be a god who can eat all the delicacies in the world and never have enough! God gave him a chance to start over, and he ran towards a new life with joy. As a result, it turns out that he has just become a plate for serving food!

13. Russell looked displeased as he looked at the banner that warmly welcomed Chairman Russell and the Barcelona delegation to visit the Bird's Nest. You know, I hate that bird the most, and I I hope that my visit will enable Barcelona to breed more Barcelona fans in China and allow Barcelona’s football culture to blossom and bear fruit in China. With a stroke of a pen, the organizer changed the banner to read: Warmly welcome Chairman Rosell and the Barcelona delegation to visit the Ovum Nest.

14. Bai Yutang: Zhan Zhao, we five rats in the world dislike you the most as a royal cat, but your martial arts skills are not just for boasting. Back then, your flying skills and wall walking skills were appreciated by the emperor. Therefore, he was named the Royal Cat. Zhan Zhao: Brother Bai, you and I have a very close personal relationship. The original intention of me learning Kung Fu was actually because I admired a girl next door, so I wanted to learn Kung Fu to secretly take a look at her and chat with myself. A comfort.

15. Xiao Ming: Did you know that every card has a story? For example, one is actually a princess who was cursed by her jealous mother and turned into a bird, which is imprinted on the card. As long as you kiss it and push it down on the card table, it will become a princess. The fish head was dazzled when he heard it: Really? So he took out the card, kissed it, and pushed it on the card table. Xiao Ming: Hu!

16. Xiao Ming traveled to Li Bai after his death and was very happy every day. One day while admiring the scenery by the river, he said to the boatman: I am Li Bai. The boatman was overjoyed and asked him to get on the boat. Xiao Ming thought that he saw a poem about Li Bai in his previous life that fit this scene, so he shouted out: Li Bai didn't pay for the boat ride, so the boatman kicked him off the boat. The water in Peach Blossom Beach was a thousand feet deep, and he didn't know whether Li Bai was dead or not. The boatman was furious and kicked him Kicked Xiao Ming into the water and said: How dare a rough man pretend to be Li Bai?

Seventeen. A certain otaku traveled to Maweipo in the 16th year of Tianbao. I heard that the emperor passed by here last year and killed someone. Yang couldn't help but feel very sorry. After asking everyone, I finally found an isolated tomb, so I spent money to repair it and secretly prayed: Yang Meiyimei, you have a spirit in heaven. Remember to come and talk to me tonight. That night, when the homeboy was sleeping soundly, he suddenly saw a big man breaking into the door: "Ganjun, please take my bones, Yang Guozhong is here to repay your kindness!"