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Three funny and positive comments on Taobao in 2020

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1. The highest level of a foodie is to eat what you see.

2. As long as you live, you will definitely meet delicious food.

3. In life, one should not be ashamed of the word "foodie".

4. Queen of the foodie world, please call me Her Majesty the Queen!

5. People are iron, food is steel, it is better to be a foodie than a fool.

6. I am just a foodie with a qualified mind but an unsatisfactory stomach.

7. In addition to eating delicious food, is there anything better than this?

8. It’s good to be a foodie. You forget everything while eating.

9. I discovered that as a foodie, you are either hungry or full!

10. No matter how miserable life is, I will work hard to eat.

11. For foodies, there is nothing that a bowl cannot save...

12. Just because I can eat does not mean that I am a foodie, it only means that I am easy to take care of.

13. Being a foodie is carefree, being a crazy person is worry-free.

14. Growth means changing from which restaurant to eat to which city to eat.

15. If I could control my emotions, I would definitely suppress my foodie heart.

16. On this road of no return as a foodie, humans are never alone!

17. God gave me the attributes of a foodie, but did not give me the status of a rich man.

18. Who said foodies can do nothing but eat? They still know how to be hungry.

19. Happiness is a foodie who has a great stomach and a body that does not gain weight.

20. For foodies, it doesn’t matter whether you eat or not, whether you are full or not.

21. I just don’t want my mouth to be lonely. I am a foodie. Do I speak for myself?

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It’s okay and the price is relatively affordable. I am the first person in our village to buy things online. Most people here don’t shop online. The price of their shopping usually does not exceed five yuan. After hearing that I bought things online, the whole village was shocked. The village chief ran to my house and asked my dad, "Am I crazy? I can't survive this life." I went out to rent a house and faced a lot of pressure, but I insisted on buying it. I believe that my salary this month will not be in vain. When the package was finally delivered, I opened the package with excitement and trembling. When it arrived, I felt like my eyes were going to be blinded. Ah... this appearance, this moment, and the feel. , This quality is only due to my lack of reading. I can't use gorgeous language to describe it in the whole village. I held it up and stood proudly at the entrance of the village, and they jumped into the well. I was so frightened that I quickly put away my treasure, squeezed out of the crowd, and ran away. To test the effect, I immediately went to the living room of the village elder's house on the 100-meter-high mountain in our village to test the effect of the product. After using it, I walked away with my head held high and my chest held high in the envious eyes of the whole village.

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Nowadays, I have been shopping on Taobao for several years, but I feel that the world is declining, and I know that there are many tricks in each store, and there are many. smell. However, this treasure in this store is different from others, it is a clear lotus emerging from the mud. It makes me moved and fascinated. Even unable to eat, restless when sleeping, tossing and turning, unable to forget. So I scrimped on food and clothing, scraped together enough money, and bought whatever I could. The enthusiasm of the shopkeeper and the earnestness of the waiter are infectious and make people cry with gratitude. When I opened the package, golden light suddenly shone, colorful auspicious clouds rose in the house, and there was peace everywhere. I was astonished and overjoyed. What a shame! This treasure is a heavenly thing, and I had to ask for it several times in the human world. I took a bath and changed clothes. After burning incense and praying, I shared this treasure with my family. My wife was full of praise, not only for the style and workmanship of this treasure, but also for its excellent value for money! She also praised me for my unique discernment and fashionable taste. The shop owner really told the truth and there was no exaggeration or deception.

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