Crosstalk "Praise for Houses"
A: You said crosstalk has been around for a long time.
B: Only ten years.
A: I can’t hide your affairs from me. Your senior is not a cross talker.
B: That’s right.
A: Your hometown is in Tongzhou, forty miles away from Beijing. When I went to Tongzhou, I found out that X million was your father, and he was called a millionaire. You have an uncle named Wang Qianqing and your uncle named Wang Bancheng. They trade in Bancheng. Your father, three brothers, you are the only one here. I love you so much, my three brothers love you and treat you like a ball in their eyes.
B: It’s not false.
A: The three brothers only have one eyeball.
B: Two blind men, one with one eye!
A: No. The three brothers are just like you, and they treat you like an eyeball.
B Hey, just love me.
At that time, A, your family had thousands of hectares of fertile land, forests of trees, warehouses of rice and flour, piles of coal, gold and silver, knives of banknotes, piles of cash, flocks of mules and horses, and fences of chickens and ducks. There are ponds of fish and shrimps, sets of brocade clothes, boxes of colored satin, pairs of hairpin rings, good things become carts, delicacies are ready, sisters-in-law become enemies, and brothers become enemies.
B: Are they all fighting? Brothers and beauty.
A: When I went to Beijing, I found out that there was a Shen Wansan, nicknamed the "Living God of Wealth," who was not even close to you. How about using your money to live in such a spacious house?
B: Tell me.
A: There is a locust tree at the door of your house. It is really an ancient locust tree that towers in the sky and casts deep shade on the ground. The door is magnificent, the golden plaque hangs high, and it has the style of an official. There are high-rise buildings in the front, and small courtyards and mud pavilions in the back. It is magnificent and magnificent, with thousands of households, with dragons on the left and phoenixes on the right. Two bridges are built across it to facilitate the movement of water troops and the intention to conquer the south.
B: Is this our home?
A: This is the Bronze Bird Terrace where Cao Cao held a banquet during the Three Kingdoms period.
B: What’s going on with you? Aren’t you talking about our family?
A: Yes, the Tongque Tower is not as high as your palace seat.
B: Tell me.
A: There are many palaces, with high-level silver tiles, seven steps and one pavilion, and eight rows and one palace. There are thousands of mountains and scenery outside, and there is a brocade hall inside. The furnishings in the palace are exquisite: the bed is made of ivory, the curtain is made of brocade, there are tassel hooks and gold embroidered flower tents. There are beauties filling the courtyard, all in neon clothes, with clouds and emerald green hair. Their beauty is unparalleled. The pink water is like a canal, the breath is like clouds, the fragrant wind blows on the face, and the sweet sound of green drops penetrates the ears.
B Hey - is this our home?
A: This is the Afang Palace of Qin Shihuang.
B: Here again? A: I think back then, Qin Shihuang built the Five Ridges in the south, the Great Wall in the north, the sea in the east, and Afang in the west. Where is Epang Palace compared to your home? Even Epang Palace is not as spacious as your garden.
B: Yes, tell us about our garden.
A: Your family is "Jedi".
B: Your home is a place of death!
A: That place is amazing.
B: That’s a wonderful place.
A: Yes. The mountains are not high but green, the water is not deep but beautiful, the flowers are not many but gorgeous, the bamboos are not dense but screened, the room is not wide but elegant, the friends are not many but handsome, the same people are in charge of the treasures, the righteousness is like the gate, the decision is made before you grow out of the cottage. Three-thirds of the world is really the birthplace of Wuhou.
B: Is this our garden?
A: This is Wollongong.
B: You still said that our family didn’t talk about it?
A: Come on, the scenery in Wollongong is not as good as yours. The rocks are towering and the water is flowing. There are pavilions and pavilions above, waterside pavilions below, and climbing corners and super-hand verandas on the left and right. Jade is inlaid with copper, flowers and stones are used as roads, tigers climb the walls, and vines surround the trees. The Jade Belt Bridge is protected by bamboo barriers, and the Crescent River is clear and flowing. It is boundless as far as the eye can see, just like a "crystal world" with a "fairy style".
B: Is this our home?
A: This is the Grand View Garden in "A Dream of Red Mansions".
B: Ignore me!
A: What’s wrong? Annoyed? None of the ones mentioned here are as good as yours. This is just a comparison. This time I will definitely talk about your home.
B: Why don’t you say it?
A: If I didn’t tell you about your home, I wouldn’t know the price.
B: What is a bad price?
A: How about I give you a better price?
B: The price is too good to be true!
A: If I don’t talk about your home, ask me to hit the balloon!
B: What’s the use of popping balloons?
A: What should I do?
B I told you to hit a car!
A: Yes, I didn’t say that your family asked me to take a car!
B: Get in the car! Why don't you tell our family not to tell us?
A said. Your house is really foggy and swampy from a distance, with tile kilns all around, just like it was made out of a single brick. There are four locust trees at the door, a horse-mounting stone and a horse-mounting stone, and horse-tying stakes. Across from it is a polished brick screen wall with eight characters and seams; the Guangliang gate on the north side of the road has an electric light above and a lazy stool below. There is a reception room, a management office, and a communication office inside. The two doors and four green screens are sprinkled with gold stars, and the four fighting parties write "Zhaizhuang Zhongzheng"; on the back is "serious and neat". Entering the second square brick building, Haiyang's courtyard, Xia Jingtian built a ceiling three feet high, with the words "Lucky Star Shining High" written on the four plugs.
In the courtyard, there are pairs of flower pots, pomegranate trees, tea-green fish tanks, nine-foot-high oleanders, Yingchun, Tanchun, gardenia, cypress, sycamore trees, and all kinds of flowers and foreign flowers. There are really four seasons. The flower that never thanks, the eight-segmented evergreen grass. The main house has five rooms at the top, with a corridor in the front, a building in the back, east and west wing rooms, east and west side rooms, and east and west side rooms. The east courtyard is the kitchen, the west courtyard is the latrine, and the five study rooms on the back are the living room. The windows with clear hinges and the large glass that can be fanned are the curtains of Misu in Xia Jingtian, and the damper at the entrance of Emperor Jing in winter. When I look inside the house, I can see that it is truly an open-air painting, with a unique cave.
B: Please tell me about the furnishings in the room.
A. There are eight tables facing the table, with vases from the kiln and bowls covered by Lang kilns. In front of the table are a hardwood Eight Immortals table and a rosewood Taishi chair on one side. The table has the four treasures of the language room: paper, pen, ink, inkstone, rice paper, Duan inkstone, Hu pen, Hui ink, "Tongjian", astronomy, geography, European, Yan, Liu, Yan and Zhao celebrity copybooks. There are many famous calligraphy and paintings hanging on the wall, including Tang Bohu's beauty, Mi Yuanzhang's landscape, Liu Shi'an's fan, Tiebao's couplets, Zheng Banqiao's bamboo, a stroke of "tiger" in Song Zhongtang, Naolong Jin The plaque, the house sword, the green shark skin scabbard, the gold accessories, the gold mouthpiece, and the yellow velvet silk ribbon are hung on it. There is a full-length mirror measuring 1.2 feet, a shelf measuring 1.2 feet, a music box over 5 feet high, a coral bonsai, tourmaline wine pottery, a gold bell made of weathered copper, emerald jade, a clock, a wall clock, a quarter clock, and a zither. Watches, pairs of watches, cold and heat watches...
There are just a few of them.
A: Your dad has the most watches. You have to be careful about wearing watches. Your dad can’t wear them.
B: That’s right.
A. Your father wears a watch and writes music, and ties a bag around his waist. Wear it from the left: Longines, European and American coffee, Ergon, Burgundy, gold case, silver case, copper case Shell cover, iron cover, gold three needles, silver three needles, Uliwen, Hendry, human head dog, handle winding, double clip, single clip, Youwei, Liwei, Bovet, Bodi, left hand He is carrying a beam, a music box in his right hand, a large clock on his head, and a small alarm clock in his pocket. There was a lot of tinkling noise in the corridor.
B: Is this my dad wearing a watch?
A: This is for the clock shop to move!
B: Moving!