Whether you are heading for prosperity or death, this moment is your life.

Be kind to yourself when you are alone; When two people are together, be kind to each other.

There are many things in the world that make me bored, so I don't care about their occurrence and development. I know people have to do something.

The weather is given to you by God, and it is a manifestation of God. Living in the arms of God, you must learn to appreciate God's various expressions.

At a singer's new song conference, Wang Han sent a bunch of barley to congratulate him and said, I wish your album a big sale. The man said, but yours seems to be rice. Wang Han said, that's better. This is natural.

The legendary god also has to work. The gatekeeper should watch the door, the god of wealth should take care of money, the river god can't take care of floods, and the rain god should distribute rainwater, so I shouldn't be the master.

My father is from Jiangsu and my mother is from Hunan. They say I'm a Jianghu person.

The night gave me black eyes, but I want to wear them.

God has a responsibility. They clock in to their boss, the Jade Emperor, every day.

It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but if there is no marriage, won't love have a good end?

I have made up my mind that if I have a son, I will be a robber and if I have a daughter, I will be a princess.

According to my observation, handsome guys all say that they are not handsome, so I also think that I am not handsome.

I don't know Wu Bai very well. His 250 brothers know me very well.

Half-hearted: reassure parents, make lovers happy, make leaders worry-free, be kind to women and be casual to men.

Take care and time to do it.

What people fear most is not death, but regret.

When you are old, you should have four elders: your wife, your old friend, your lair and your old base.

I decided to be a hero when I have a son and a princess when I have a daughter.

Chris Lee took a handful of flowers, wanted to sing and put them down. Wang Han said beside her, it doesn't matter, just put it on for me.

Wang Han (visiting the public judges): Some people say that our visit to the public judges is arranged. To prove this statement wrong, let me visit a judge who has got a microphone.

Some judges cheered by speaking a long paragraph of Cantonese, stringing together the main songs sung by Zhou into a paragraph of encouragement, and Wang Han took the initiative to act as an interpreter: she said that Super Girls are very powerful, especially the two hosts, who are good at hosting and are also very handsome.

Wang Han: I'm from Li Xiang Audience: No, you're Wang Hanhan: I'm Wang Han, Li Xiang's partner.

I'm Wang Han, the happy host, and I'm Wang Han, the host that everyone loves and flowers bloom.

Nowadays, girls are very virtuous and can't do anything at home.

Wang Han likes his daughter. After Chou Xiao gave birth to a son last year, he said: Chou Xiao gave birth to a son this year, and so did Sun Mingjie (Chou Xiao's former partner in Shi Jing). Hum, I will have a daughter in the future. When their son chased my daughter, I disagreed. Hum!

No matter how small a mosquito is, it is also a piece of meat.

Cooking at home with children and cooking at home with children.

He said foreigners speak bird language, and Kyle said foreigners speak English.

Wang Han said that the eagle is a kind of bird, so it is called bird language.

The cheerleaders in Minnesota asked Wang Han why China asked China Wang Han: That's because a long time ago, we thought China was the center of the world, and we believed that China would inevitably become the center of the world in the future.

What advertising award was awarded at the Golden Eagle Festival the year before last?

The hostess said that she used to watch advertisements for too long and then change channels.

As a result, Han Han went on to say that advertisements are different now, and the hostess said; Why is it different?

Han said; If you want to watch the advertisement without changing the channel, just unplug it.

As a result, the woman smiled (this is the award ceremony, the woman is still the one in the center! )

It's still charming, and then go on; No, I'm just kidding!

(The audience laughs, only Han Han is very calm and comfortable! ! Admire! ! )

Dad, you like chicken so much that you don't know what kind of eggs to lay (Changde Edition).

On Rose's date, the male guest said that he asked the female guest to see his true side in a short time.

Wang Han: You mean to let the female guests see you take out your clothes in a short time.

Hmm. How interesting

It's too dark.

Kyle asked Wang Han, Do you still smoke? Wang Han said, I haven't smoked for a long time. I even covered my rice (ring)

Guang (say) le (come out) to (frighten) you to get out!

The newly opened horse anchor (it seems to be a horse pig girl)

Go on the show without taking a shower (like a louse woman)

Covered with oil mites (there seems to be two words behind)

A lump on the face (this sentence is the most classic and vivid)

Who composes the music?

M: I said, Jun Jun, be careful in the next class. Don't fart so loudly!

Wang: That's Lisa. Please bear with us if we are embarrassed.

Jun: What if I can't help it?

M: You can't turn it into vibration. You are so stupid!

At the song club in He Jiong, Wang said to He, You have a lot of barbed wire on you today, and he froze. Barbed wire? Wang was patient, just a die-hard fan, known as the firewire, and walked off the stage with a smile.

Ou Di bullied Qian Feng every day, and Wang Hangang said Qian Feng ~ ~ ~ Now, stop it, or the audience will send a message saying that we bullied Qian Feng!

Wang Han: A beautiful boy will be chosen by the teacher to practice dancing, just as I can only be chosen to play basketball. Kyle said, no, I looked good when I was a child. How can I be chosen to speak cross talk? Wang Han: Maybe they want to revitalize the music industry!

Boys will write poems after breaking up with their girlfriends, so girls, if you want to be a poet, break up with your boyfriend!