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How wonderful can your roommates be?

Well, when I was in college, it was well known that I had a wonderful roommate, and she and I rented a house off campus specially.

I'll call this a roommate!

and I came out to rent a house with her because I wanted to avoid another wonderful roommate. I'll call this roommate B.

This roommate B keeps a dog in the closet, and he also likes drinking. Forget drinking. I like drinking, too.

The question is, did she get drunk after one bottle? It would be great for her to roll around when she is drunk!

Besides, she usually pays little attention to others in the dormitory, and always gives priority to her own interests and comfort, which makes people very angry.

For example, if she wants to sleep, others can't make a sound, watch TV or talk on the phone.

But when others are sleeping, she doesn't care. The TV is blaring, and she doesn't listen. The remote control is still in her hand.

We were very helpless. At that time, our freshman face was thin. Now I give her a set of quality combo.

In summer, there are many mosquitoes, and I am a physique that is often bitten by mosquitoes. It may be more delicious. 2333

I can only save myself by wind oil and toilet water, but our great roommate B!

she said! She can't stand the smell and won't let me spray it.

oh, then you're great. you don't get bitten, so I'm particularly bitten! I couldn't compromise on this, so I forced a fight.

It's probably just that they don't like each other. There are mainly four people in our dormitory, and the other two don't like this little sister very much.

My roommate A is afraid of dogs and has allergic hair, so roommate B keeps a dog in the closet!

It was a bolt from the blue for her. She even got out of bed carefully.

later, we couldn't stand it anymore, so we decided to rent a house.

Another roommate is going to rent a house with her boyfriend, so naturally I rented a house with roommate A..

we rented a small apartment with two bedrooms and one living room for 15 yuan, each with one room.

This price was already very cheap in Beijing at that time. It was 11 years then.

at first, I didn't find anything wrong with roommate a, but then I found something wrong.

first of all, I've never seen her take a bath! When we used to live in the dormitory, we were not together every day, and the school was a public bath.

I always thought that she took a bath while I was away or when I wasn't paying attention.

I found out later that she really doesn't take a bath, only once or twice a year?

Then she basically stays indoors and plays games. I'm a dead house. It's the first time I've seen someone who lives more indoors than me

eat by takeout, or I bring it to her. She is from Zhejiang, and there is still a big difference between her diet and my taste.

so she may not like what I brought her, and the whole ancestor can't afford it.

Although I am half a year older than her, I have no obligation to take care of her every day, right?

besides, I have been doing the cleaning in the house, and she doesn't care at all. There is a lot of rubbish in her room.

The most terrible thing about this girl is that she is so naive that she is easily deceived.

I can't watch her for 24 hours, and if I'm not careful, I'll be cheated, and I'll say she's a good person.

I've lived with her for two years. It's really exhausting. The whole person is going to burst!

She was cheated by more than 1 people playing games, and said that she was a good person and would not cheat her.

Then she was overcharged for taking a taxi or something. She was really drunk because she took a black taxi.

As my roommate A, I look very innocent and innocent, and I look like a junior high school student.

Baby face, short height, Lori sound, who thought she was a college student.

When I go out with her, people think she is my sister, although we look nothing alike!

There are many stories about her mental retardation, so I won't elaborate on them one by one. I want to tell you one thing that makes me most unforgettable!

Just because she is from the south, she has never seen much snow. In the winter of our sophomore year, there was a heavy snow.

snow is beautiful, but people are mentally retarded. We were not in the same class and arranged different classes, so I went home first that day.

Then around dinner time, I watched her come back, clutching her stomach, and went straight to the toilet as soon as she came back.

I quickly asked her what happened. How can I tell her parents if she comes to live with me?

Then I heard what I thought was the most wonderful answer. Sister emmmmm

told me that she was so happy to see the snow when she came back! Never seen snow!

it's white, it should look sweet, and it's cool like ice, right?

So this mentally retarded child did a wonderful operation. She took a bite of snow.

what else can I say! 2-year-old man! How serious the pollution in Beijing is, it is obvious to the naked eye!

The first snow is the dirtiest in the snow. If she takes a bite, it will really get quick results, and she will soon faint on the toilet.

I should be surprised that she doesn't have acute enteritis!

So when the snow stopped, I quickly dragged her to the hospital. Sure enough, there were symptoms of acute enteritis, increased hemoglobin and dehydration.

The doctor prescribed a bunch of medicines and told her to drink on time and have a light diet, so we went home.

at that time, I took a part-time job and was busy, so I didn't pay special attention to her, so she took a leave of absence to recuperate at home.

Then she did another incredible thing. She found it troublesome to take medicine every day!

So she drank all the medicine in one breath. I was really blank at that time. How did this child live to be so big!

what! Live! Such a big one!

at this time, I completely discovered that not only did she have no common sense of life, but she had never lived by herself.

I don't know how her parents were so relieved to let her go to school alone in Beijing. Anyway, if I were her mother, I would never be at ease.

Her parents are too far away from her. Apart from asking my roommate to take care of one or two things, I gave her as much money as I could.

This indirectly led to her being cheated of money, because she was not short of money.

after living with her for two years, I have had the same experience as raising a daughter. This daughter is really not worrying.

Later, I changed places as an intern, and I finally separated from her. According to her, she also found it annoying that I was in charge of her.

what little affection I have for her classmates is almost exhausted by her. Does she think I like to take care of her?

Later, I heard that she lived by herself for more than a year. She was not short of money, so she rented an expensive house. I don't know if the intermediary cheated her.

After graduation, I stayed in Beijing to continue my work. She went back to her hometown, and we didn't keep in touch.

I don't know how she's doing, but it's much easier to go back to her hometown than to be alone in Beijing.

Although there are occasional contradictions, they have supported each other for two years, wishing her a smooth life and a happy family.