"No.1" "Report teacher, my name is Jiao, my name is Jiao Pei." The teacher was a little dizzy and asked, "Who gave you this?" "My dad" "What does your dad do?" "He runs a pig factory!"
"2" A girl stood up. "Report to the teacher, my name is Zhang and my name is Zhang Dekai."
"No.3" "Report teacher, I am Zhang Dekai's twin brother, and my name is Zhang Kaikai." "Who gave you this name?" "It's my dad. He sells pliers." The teacher quickly took a sip of water.
"No.4" "Report to the teacher, my surname is Qu (this word is pronounced" hungry "). My name is Qu Ye, which was given to me by my mother. She said that I just played a computer game when I was born." The teacher's heart is a little uncomfortable.
"No.5", "Report teacher, gan your mother", "How can you swear?" "No, teacher, I mean my last name is Gan Niniang, and my father is a wine maker." The teacher took a pill
"No.6" "Teacher, my last name is Gou, and my name is Gou Buli" "Your father runs a bun shop, right?" "Teacher, you are so smart!" The teacher is already a little shaky.
"No.7", "My name is Kuai (quick, three times) and my name is Kuai goods", "Don't tell me that your father runs a warehouse" and "Teacher, you are so old-fashioned. My father is a pimp." The teacher's mouth has oozed blood.
"No.8" "Go to hell, teacher" "What? What did you say! " "I mean, my name is Ni and I'm going to the temple. My mother is a Buddhist. Is my name interesting? " "Interesting, interesting." The teacher is about to cry.
"No.9" "Teacher, say it next time." "Why say it next time, you say it now." "No.. Teacher, my surname is Xia, and my name is Xia Huishuo. My father is a storyteller. " The teacher has felt dizzy.
"No.1" "Teacher, my surname is Gao, and my name is Gao Wan." "My surname is Yin and my name is Yin Jing." "My name is Mei, and my name is Mei Conscience." "My name is Wu and my name is Kate." "My surname is Mao, and my name is Mao Rongrong." .................................................................................................................................................................................. Spitting blood, he fell to the ground and died.
A county magistrate with a strong accent went to the village to give a report: "Rabbits, shrimps, pig tails! No pickles, pickles are too expensive! !
(Translation: Comrades and villagers, pay attention! Don't talk, the meeting is now! ! )
After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Sausages and pickles are invited!
(Translation: Now please speak to the township head! )
The township head said, "Rabbits, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big bastard!
(Translation: Comrades, today's meal is enough. Let's all be big bowls!
No pickles, I'll pick up a piece of shit and lick it for you ...
(Translation: Don't talk, I'll tell you a story ...)
Old Dong from Henan
When he came to the south to have breakfast, he asked, "Miss, how much is it to sleep (dumplings) a night (bowl)?" The waiter was very unhappy and said, "No, only
steamed bread." Old Dong said, "Oh, it's ok to touch the steamed bun." The waiter was extremely angry and scolded, "Rogue!" Old Dong was extremely surprised: "Sixty cents? Too cheap! "