I believe that every family's food has its own characteristics, but my family's "food" is ...

"Food" No.1: "Hot and sour potato shreds"

Ingredients: a bowl of hot and sour soup+my hair

Source: I went on an outing in the mountains with my classmates on a certain day. At lunch, I sat with my friend Xiao Cao, just opposite her enemy Xiao Min. The old saying that "the way to go is narrow" is really true. They started playing from the moment they met. When riding a bike on the road, they almost knocked me off the bike while watching. Finally, they ended the car fight with Mandy gaining the upper hand. This is a good opportunity for lunch, and Xiao Cao will not let it go-it can be used to implement her "revenge plan". First of all, it was a verbal battle. Xiaocao jabbed away for a long time, and finally angered Xiaomin. She kicked hard at the bottom of the table, and the hot and sour soup that had been served before was spilled with a bang, just on the head of the person who just bowed his head to pick up something. Not only that, but I didn't expect the water in the restaurant to stop on this day. In desperation, I had to go home with a head of "hot and sour potato shreds" ...

"Gourmet No.2": "Braised bear's paw"

Ingredients: a plate of braised pork+my hand

Source: I went to the restaurant for dinner with a lot of relatives and friends on a certain day of a certain year. Among the many dishes, After a while, I suddenly thought of a sentence that my parents often say-"Don't eat too much dinner, just be 8% full." So, I reluctantly put down my chopsticks-although it was a bit excessive, I ate 9% full. However, I won't let go of this rare braised pork (because my family doesn't often cook it, and my mother thinks it's too much trouble), so I packed it and went home for supper. That evening, I ate braised pork while watching TV, which was extremely leisurely. But later, I abandoned chopsticks on the grounds that it was too much trouble to hold them, and simply washed my hands and grabbed them with my hands to eat. Within ten minutes, the remaining braised pork was swept away by myself. Look at my hands, and they have become a pair of authentic "braised bear's paws" ...

"Gourmet" No.3: "Cumin leg of lamb"

Ingredients: a box of cumin+my pants

Source: on a certain day of a certain year, my mother went on a business trip, leaving me and my father at home. Because the chef's father is too lazy to cook, and I really have no cooking cells, we have to go to a restaurant for dinner. Among many restaurants, I chose a mutton kebab shop that just opened. While dad was grilling mutton kebabs, I was bored, so I went to tease the shop owner's little pug (in fact, this is also to avoid the smoke). Who knows that the little pug has no sense of interest at all, only knows to run around, and out of anger, I chased the little pug around. Later, with a bang, I accidentally knocked over the seasoning box on the table, and all the cumin powder in the box spilled out, just on my pants, so a "cumin leg of lamb" was released. Even so, I am glad that it was not the capsicum powder box that was knocked over ...

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? After reading my family's "gourmet secret recipe", is it impossible to eat any more?