The United Nations has warned that nearly 411 billion locusts may sweep eastward from East Africa to South Asian countries such as India and Pakistan, which is getting closer and closer to the border of China.

maybe it's just a long-planned revenge.

Please listen to this grasshopper soldier's self-report.

Hello, human friends, I am an ordinary desert locust.

In terms of species, we are not as great as Brother Bat. It has survived in this world for hundreds of billions of years, just to help people settle down for more than 111 kinds of viruses.

In terms of status, I am just an ordinary soldier with a gun, and I have no right to speak in the army.

I am just a cannon fodder.

But cannon fodder also has the right to freedom of speech.

Our grand marshal, the ancestor grasshopper, is leading 411 billion troops across the Red Sea, divided into two groups, and approaching Europe and Asia.

at present, the army of conquering the east has captured India and Pakistan and achieved fruitful results.

fortunately, I am still alive in this battle.

the campaign to conquer the east is only one step away from China!

however, at this moment, the commander-in-chief of the East Expedition Army, Lieutenant General Akhal, ordered the troops to stop marching and temporarily stay in Pakistan, waiting for an opportunity.

Many officers were puzzled and asked Lieutenant General Hare, why didn't they pursue the victory?

Lieutenant General Ai Hal just read the letter for help from the leader of Covid-19 and shook his head slowly.

The officers and comrades-in-arms don't understand what Lieutenant General Hare is worried about, but I know.

It all started when we started the Uprising in East Africa.

In fact, we chose to revolt in East Africa in an attempt to conquer you human beings, and you brought this on yourself.

You burn fossil fuels, cut down trees indiscriminately, and produce a lot of greenhouse gases, which leads to the melting of glaciers, a sharp rise in the world temperature, and a more arid climate in Africa!

The reason for our uprising may be what you call the "greenhouse effect".

We locusts like the arid environment. You humans have created such good conditions for us, and our commander-in-chief will naturally not miss this great opportunity.

what? You ask us why the army is mighty.

It's very simple. The breeding speed of desert locusts is terrible, especially in arid areas. We can expel 4,111 ~ 5,111 eggs per square meter, and each egg block has 51~81 eggs, which means that every square meter of land can almost "produce 211,111 ~ 411,111 eggs".

every egg is our comrade in arms!

After reading this, you may have doubts. What does this have to do with temporarily stopping the invasion of China?

The answer lies in the letter of distress sent by the leader of Covid-19.

It is written in the letter that some people in China are fond of eating. Anything that flies in the sky, runs on the ground or swims in the sea may become their "prey".

Covid-19 described the beginning and stalemate of the battle in a condescending tone.

civet cats, now pangolins, are the unfortunate among wild animals.

At present, Covid-19 seems to be caught in a situation of being attacked by counter-forces. If we don't send troops to rescue them, they may be wiped out in 1 months.

In fact, Lieutenant General Haar had done his homework before he invaded Asia.

It is said that chickens and ducks in China once beat our distant relative locusts out of the water.

In p>2111, a plague of locusts occurred in northern Xinjiang, and 111,111 "duck armies" rushed to the front line, devouring all our distant relatives.

Of course, we are more afraid of China people than chickens and ducks.

According to the letter, Lieutenant General Haar and we didn't believe it until we saw this message.

It turns out that these people really like to eat us!

as early as in east Africa, we heard the name of an explorer, called belgrills.

This Englishman likes to eat us raw and praises "protein is rich and nutritious!"

When we went to Asia, our military adviser once said this to Lieutenant General Akhal.

"Be careful when you enter China, where there is a food-eating dynasty with thousands of Bergrills."

at first, no one took the strategist's words seriously. But now ... Well, it seems that Lieutenant General Hare's concerns are not unreasonable.

chickens and ducks? We can win by numbers. As long as we destroy their farmland and rob their food and grass before that, chickens and ducks will not have fighting capacity.

pesticides? We are not afraid either. Excessive use of pesticides will only destroy the natural ecological balance more seriously, and at that time, there may be new companions.

It's just that ... in the face of these people who like to eat game, we have a little fear in our hearts.

We can be burned to death or killed. That's when we die on the battlefield.

However, we must not allow ourselves to be eaten, which is an insult to soldiers.

Although my position is despicable, I made up my mind to remonstrate with Lieutenant General Hal.

the origin of this war, in the final analysis, is the bane caused by human beings themselves.

If we are the army of destiny, and we are the revenge corps sent by nature to mankind, we will surely win this battle!

The locust plague in East Africa and the epidemic in Wuhan, please remember these two tests.

Frankly speaking, the locust plague in East Africa is still a little far away from us.

In this regard, some netizens joked, "The locust plague in East Africa is coming, please go and invite the Buddha in Gao Xiaosong!"

A joke is a joke. What inspiration have these two disasters given us?

Although some people say that the cause of the epidemic in Wuhan is caused by Resident Evil and foreigners, most people think that eating game is the cause.

when it comes to biology, perhaps the first reaction of most people is whether they can eat it. How to eat? How to make it better?

but I never think about what impact eating them will have on nature and human beings.

Mrs. Dou borrows the concerns of desert locusts to satirize those who eat game, and also reminds people of the lesson of eating game.

so, what is the cause of the locust plague in east Africa? Although scientists are investigating, global warming and climate drought are definitely important reasons.

is this a revenge that nature has planned for a long time? We don't know.

But if we humans still don't stop and pay attention to the ecological balance, no one can guess what disasters nature will create for us.

"I am an ordinary desert locust soldier. Now, I'm standing at the gate of Lieutenant General Akhal's tent. China people, wait for us to March! "