2122 funny and provocative automatic reply quotations

1. Don't call me I'm not here.

2. Good morning, children. I slept too late last night. I'm still sleeping. Call me if you miss me. It's okay. It's a great pleasure to be missed by children.

3.[ Automatic reply] Be right back after the advertisement.

4. Just read all these, and I will reply to you.

5. Hello

6. Because I'm too fat, I run with great resistance and come soon, and so on.

7. Congratulations on unlocking my little cutie.

8. Hello, welcome to the sand sculpture chain store.

9. Hibernation mode has been started.

11. The other party is in signal connection with the satellite. Please wait for the current progress of 1%

11. The little fairy is in Magic Fairy Castle. Please send a hula hula to become a pig.

12. What brings you here? Did timi win?

13. Read.

14. If you don't reply to the message, you are in love.

15. Wait for the fleeting time.

16. The other party is streaking and has already rushed out of the service area.

17. Life is so long, so why not wait for Dad?

18. Hadron, what can I do for you? Mom, it's always there.

19. and then, so, what do you want to express?

21. I'm grinding, so I can't greet you, because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of maternity leave.

21. I hope your background color will always be kindness and courage.

22. Sorry, the other party is not your good friend, so he can't receive your message.

23. Prince ne is very busy now. As for what to do, a rainy girl has no melons, and she needs little mud. You just need to study hard and steal the fairy gems with me.

24. Hello, Xiao Zhi is not here now. Please contact Pikachu Pikapi for anything. Thanks for cooperating with 2122' s funny and provocative automatic reply quotation 2.

25.[ Automatic reply] Hello. Please use potato chips, lollipops, double-skin milk jelly, seaweed chocolate hamburger chicken nuggets, Orlean crispy sausage, pine nuts, almond pistachios, figs, pecans, beef jerky, sesame cakes, potato chicken ribs, Sprite cola, sweet tubes, strawberries, oranges, green lemons, apples, oranges, watermelons, pitaya and grape ice cream to wake me up.

26. Your Princess Le Yan is busy, please contact me after nine o'clock!

27. Hello, call the police at 111 and the fire alarm at 119. If you are in trouble, you can call Super Flash, or you can call the Wang Wang team. In short, I am not here now.

28. If you haven't returned, you are herding cattle. If you haven't returned, you have lost your cattle.

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31. Your message has been delivered, and the other party has read it, but it just won't reply.

31. Han Han is hibernating.

32. Hadron's mother is here.

33. If I don't return the message, I'm herding the sheep, but I haven't returned it.

34. How many times do I have to tell you? As an attractive woman like me, only money can call me.

35. The sword is not properly matched, and you are already in the Jianghu.

36. Ma Yun and I are playing mahjong, which is expected to last for three hours. We have to ask Ma Huateng in advance.

37. I'm sorry, I'm busy now, and I won't talk to you later.

38. You are a beautiful summer, and you will reply during the taste appreciation period.

39. I didn't see the news just now. Send it again ...

41. Jackson Yee and I went to be astronauts and came back to catch aliens for you.

41. Because there is nothing we can do, we let it be. Because the heart has nothing to hide, so let it be.

42. Please enter 521 times I love you to call me

43. You pick up flowers and smile, and it's raining all over the sky.

45. Drowned Gollum in the sea of knowledge.

46. What are you doing? What are you arguing about? I'm studying. Can you excuse me?

47. I drowned in the ocean where I was studying.

48. When I have tamed the eight ice cream monsters and knocked down the rice fried barbecue, the magician killed the sun dragon with the sword of the knight with sunscreen and the shield of the umbrella lady. The princess rescued the refrigerator and came to you with the stars given by the emperor of the freezer. The qq that was very popular after 11 today automatically replied to 51 funny sentences.

The qq that was very popular after 11 today automatically replied to funny sentences 1

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2. Hibernation mode has been started

3. Please press five to continue the fire. 4. [Automatic reply] The user you contacted was eaten by a pig.

5. Wait a moment and you will see

6. This is too much.

7.[ Automatic reply] Chat skills are cooling down, and transfer can wake you up

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9. What are you doing? What are you arguing about? I'm studying. Can you excuse me?

11. In the score.

11. Add friends to reply 5

12. The reply skill is cooling down

13. The breeze refuses to come, and the hot sun refuses to dusk.

14. Wait, wait, wait! ...... coming, coming.

15. I don't want you to think, I just want to think, I think I don't want to talk to you.

16. Please press one for typing and chatting.

17. I'm basking in the sun. Don't bother me.

18. I loved Bao Da, wrote your name, you look good, and saved my mother.

19. Please press 6

21 for the game. I can't read it back. Noble

21. I'll buy some oranges. You stay here, don't walk around.

22. Hello, if you have a new love order, please check it in time.

23. It has never been the most special one.

24. Don't send me a message if you are afraid of being misunderstood when you are dating.

25. Your little baby isn't here. Your father automatically replies to funny sentences on qq, which is very popular after 11.

26. I'm sorry, I'm a student, but also a flower of the motherland. I can't chat with you for a long time and reply to your message easily, which will show that I don't like learning, and I'm sorry for the party, the country and the people.

27. The girl you are looking for is not here. If you don't reply, you are in love with Yibo. If you don't reply, you are married. Thank you.

28. Sorry, the other party is not your good friend, so he can't receive your message.

29. Don't ask me for money

31. For others, please press seven

31. If you come to visit me and I'm not here, please sit with the flowers outside my door for a while. They are very warm.

32. Your handsome father is on his way.

33. People who are coaxed together deserve to be wronged.

34. Welcome to China Sand Sculpture Customer Service Hotline. Press one for typing chat, two for voice chat, three for home chat, four for grass renewal, five for fire renewal, six for others, seven for online chat, and # for returning. You are welcome to leave a message.

35.[ automatic reply] I'm here, but I don't want to talk to you. If you want to chat, you must answer me a question first, which comes first, the chicken or the egg?

36. Please be patient.

37. Jackson Yee's wife is not here

38. I used an automatic reply to explain that I still want to talk to you.

39.[ Automatic reply] The fairy is coming down to earth, please wait patiently.

41. Send a red envelope before I decide whether I am here or not.

41. The valley is long, the butterflies are dancing, the harps are harmonious, the fairy sounds are lingering, and the songs are light, so the so-called life pays off.

42. Ask Super Flash for help if you need anything. Hello, I'm Le Di. Delivered on time at all times.

43. I can't move, but I can't get through. Welcome to visit.

44. Although it is hard, I will choose that kind of hot life. -Kitano Takeshi

45. But you have to treat me to potato chips first, and I want tomato-flavored

46. Hello, I'm discussing with the dark god of Gunala how to kill the magic fairy castle. If you have any difficulties, you can call Super Flash or the Wang Wang team. Anyway, I'm not here now!

47. DuDu, I'm a bunny now. I only talk to carrots.

48. Hello, I am an automatic reply. I can chat with you, but I only know this sentence.

49.[ Automatic reply] Because I'm too fat, I have great resistance to running. I will come soon. Wait a minute ~ 51 inspirational sentences full of positive energy after breakfast

2122 inspirational sentences full of positive energy after breakfast (Part 1)

1. What I want is a future with you for breakfast

2. Now you are so happy to have her to buy you breakfast every day.

3. It seems that skipping breakfast in the morning can help you lose weight! But didn't scientists say that breakfast is the most important diet in a day?

4. It's already weekend morning, remember to have breakfast. I wish you a beautiful day and a good mood.

5. May everything be fine as scheduled.

6. Your feelings are more important than the truth. I hope you understand

7. No one will buy me breakfast, no one will give me an umbrella in rainy days, and no one will come all the way to give me medicine when I have a cold. Why? Because I'm not beautiful. 8. It's harder to find breakfast in the morning of summer vacation than it is for dad to get breakfast!

9. Love is love at first sight. Love is a long-running stream.

11. The order of appearance in life is really important. Love early is not as good as love just right. I just need it. You are just around. Remember to have breakfast!

11. The only reason I got up for work today.

12. Remember to eat breakfast, eat full Chinese food, and have a light dinner. If you have a stomachache, drink Starbuck, if you have a headache, take vitamin C Yinqiao tablets if you have a cold, and drink more cows if you are anorexic.

13. How important breakfast is. Have a good breakfast. A beautiful day is the beginning.

14. She and I like to have a cup of yogurt after breakfast every morning. @

15. Remember to eat breakfast if you are depressed, unhappy and swollen.

16. Optimists see opportunities in disasters, while pessimists see disasters in opportunities.

17. trilogy: I didn't eat in the morning; My dad told me to buy breakfast by bike, and the bike was flat. When I finished breathing, the sun came out, and after breakfast in 2122, I was full of positive energy (Part II)

18. Our three generations lived alone, but they were very happy. Cooking, washing clothes and picking up children are all his. In the morning, he sneaked out quietly like a fish to buy food, and then cooked breakfast quietly. When I packed my daughter, breakfast was already on the table. I hurried to work, while he sent his children to kindergarten by bike.

19. Xiong Haizi asked for noodles for two days in a row, and actually said that noodles with minced lunch meat and eggs would be better. Okay, beautiful mistake.

21. Without your school, I feel that breakfast has gone bad.

21. Good morning, Monday. It's really hard for my son to get up early for school. I wish you a good mood every day!

22. Turn your face to the sun, and there will be no shadow.

23. One morning, if you can't see me when you wake up. So, honey, don't worry, I'm going to buy breakfast.

24. There is a person waiting for you forever in this world, no matter when or where you are, you know there is always such a person. Before this person appears, you should learn to love yourself for this person. Good morning!

25. There are not many things in my family's breakfast, such as thousand-layer meat pies, pork ribs porridge with vegetables and oranges, but there are actually many ingredients. There are vegetables and ribs in the porridge, and the Melaleuca Cake is filled with potatoes and fresh meat, and whole wheat flour is added. In general, there are also carbohydrates, protein, fruits and vegetables, which are delicious, full, delicious, simple and easy!

26. The word breakfast has been missing from my world since the holiday!

27. The world is so big, let's go and eat.

28. "I'll bring you breakfast tomorrow morning. I cooked it myself." "I don't eat breakfast."

29. Since the holiday, there is no such thing as breakfast all day.

31. Are you bored? Have you finished breakfast?

31. I really want to have a companion when I am lonely, and someone will have breakfast with me when I am busy.

32. Q: What can't I eat for breakfast? A: Chinese food and dinner

33. I can't tell the age of friendship and love. Sometimes I am trapped in the bags under my eyes and sometimes I cry. Vague dialogue. The dependence of breakfast and lunch together

34. I am awakened by the call of love breakfast! The virtuous don't want PS: can you sleep more in the morning? 2122 inspirational sentence full of positive energy after breakfast (Chapter 3)

35. Today, I had breakfast with Xiaole. This is the first time I went out to eat breakfast in Lishui for two years. Sweet soybean milk is delicious!

36. The most healing thing in the world is food first, and words second.

37. I saved money for breakfast every morning to buy him a birthday present. He said goodbye the day before his birthday, understand me?

38. Eat well in the morning and have enough at noon.

39. I like the breakfast shop in the corner, because you can order my favorite meals.

41. hide tenderness and romance in good night

41. I'll give you a cup of morning tea, which is full of affection, and I want you to help me promote it, gather people's popularity, piss you off, and pay for it. Haha, I'm just kidding. Good morning!

42. Yogurt cereal muffins, after breakfast in 5 minutes, are delicious and great to fly.

43. In foreign countries, KFC only deals with the garbage morning at work, but in China, it has become a nutritious breakfast.

44. I am very active in eating midnight snack, and I feel sleepy after breakfast.

45. He doesn't have the habit of eating breakfast. I talk about eating breakfast every day, and I will get stomach trouble.

46. Breakfast is a part of daily diet, and eating breakfast every day is also a healthy lifestyle advocated by the World Health Organization.

47. You feel happy when you are in a good mood.