1. If you want to be smart, you need to drink milk. If you want to be handsome, you need to eat more vine vegetables - Wang Baoqi. 2. You have a pig face, a loud heart and dirty clothes, pretending to be a Hong Kong businessman.
The teeth are burnt, pretending to be an expert, the red flag does not fall in the house, and the colorful flags are still fluttering outside 3. Men can retreat on the battlefield, but they must not collapse on the mahjong table - Wang Baoqi 4. Brother Rake said, all the eggs in the world unite
You can't beat a stone - Wang Baoqi 5. You kid, you don't listen to what I say, and you don't do it after hearing it. If you do it, you do it wrong. If you do something wrong, you lie. If you lie, you won't admit it. 6.
Let me see if I don’t beat your dried shrimp into a panda today - Hua Magpie said to Wang Baoqi 7. Let me tell you, the Iron Rooster was enthusiastic, patient and sincere before borrowing money, and he made you happy; after borrowing money, he was enthusiastic, patient and sincere.
Cruel and cold-hearted, I will deceive you and make you sad. 8. The field vegetable farmer said: I will not offend anyone unless they offend me;
—Sister Feng 10. Hey, if I don’t have any skills, how dare I part my hair?
—Wang Baoqi 11. As Brother Hu said, people either learn bad things through indulgence, or they become perverted in silence. —Wang Baoqi 12. Do you know what a tire is? “Tire” means that you have been reincarnated for several lifetimes. —Wang Baoqi 13. A knife does not grind.
To get rusty, people who don’t eat meat will become thinner - Wang Baoqi 14. Stop hanging out with rice candy with me. 15. Run away like a horse’s head. 16. Don’t take away my tolerance for you.
Treat it as your shameless capital - Steel Pea to Iron Rooster 17. You are a cucumber, speak a pornographic voice, and do melon things - Tian Cai Nong 18. You are the placenta, your head is fetal, and you walk like a plate - Sweet Cowpea 19. Call you
My child practices swordsmanship, and your child practices swordsmanship. He does not practice the upper sword and epee, but you practice the lower sword (cheap). You do not use the gold sword or the bronze sword, but your child uses the silver sword.
——Tian Cai Nong 20. If you can’t control your happiness, just wear cropped pants.
You say you are a treasure, you say you are in good health.
To put it lightly, talk to Dengcao.
21. Sister Feng said: If I want to drink pesticide, you give me a bottle; if I want to hang myself, give me a rope; if I want to jump into a well, you give me a lid. 22. Hua Magpie said: Wang Baoqi,
If I didn’t make your face glow today, you wouldn’t know why the flowers are so red!
23. Baoqi said to Brother Rake: There is no grass anywhere in the world. You can’t find it in this village at all. The quantity is small and the quality is not good. 24. Wang Baoqi said: If you give up treasure, you will get treasure. If you give up pearls, you can exchange them for agate. 25. The vegetable farmer said:
You don't want one, two, three, five, six, you can't find four (things). 26. When buying a computer, dried cowpeas are said to be fat rice rolls. What's in the head is ping pong, and what's hanging under the eyebrows is glutinous rice balls.
27. I am flat-chested, I am proud, and I save fabrics for the country.
I am late, I leave early, I save electricity bills for the country...
28. Go out and yell if you don’t correct yourself for a day.
If you don't hit the roof for two days, you won't hit the sky with thunder for three days.
29. Baoqi said: Don’t think that your raisins will turn into grapes when they fall into the water.
30. If a tree loses its bark, it will definitely die. If a person has no skin, he will be invincible. Let’s talk about the Sichuan earthquake. I heard about the Sichuan earthquake yesterday. I hope everyone is safe and healthy!
Please cherish everything in front of you, no one knows what will happen tomorrow.
Talking about the Sichuan earthquake 1. Sometimes I really can’t figure it out. The Sichuan earthquake has attracted national attention, but why is there no one to take care of the drought in Shandong?
It seems that they have been treated unfairly, and the fruit trees in the mountains are dying!
2. First there was an earthquake in Sichuan and then in Xinjiang. There were no earthquakes in Tibet in the Himalayas.
3. Friends from Sichuan, try not to sleep tonight. If you must sleep, but really don’t sleep too hard, then please put a bottle of water on the bedside table to feel the shock. If it falls, just run.
You can also stand a wine bottle or fragile object upside down on a high place while sleeping at night. If there are aftershocks at night, it will fall and make a sound.
I hope you are all well. 4. The fan-shaped cloud I photographed yesterday evening was followed by an earthquake in Sichuan a few hours later and another earthquake in Xinjiang this morning. Could this be the legendary earthquake cloud?
5. Before the earthquake, I was running with my whole family, and then suddenly I received a call saying that there was an earthquake. There was an earthquake in Xi'an. I was surprised!
Then it was said that there was an earthquake in Sichuan, and I was surprised, and then said weakly, I didn’t feel it, and then I thought, thank you for your concern, and then I felt that I didn’t go anywhere, and I just sat in front of the computer and wrote every day. There was an earthquake in Xinjiang, please pay attention.
Next six, the Sichuan earthquake, followed by the Xinjiang earthquake.