Classic lines and dialogues from the TV series "Yu Zui" 2. I thought it could end, but it ended here.

I feel like I've dug a big hole into myself.

3. This is Mr. Yan, nicknamed Mouse. He carries a deck of cards in his pocket and will follow whoever he catches.

4. No matter how bad the policeman is, most of what he does is to maintain a peaceful and peaceful environment; no matter how good the suspect is, most of what he does is harmful to the interests of most people.

5. Most policemen live for a salary and a position. Now is an era where loyalty and honor have been devalued. Its value is far less than the stimulation brought by interests and desires.

6. Don’t believe the glamor on the outside. It may not be as bad as it is on the inside. 7. Wang Shenxiu is a pretty boy with oily hair and pink face.

8. "Where are you talking about? There are no good products at reduced prices, but there are good products at discounted prices? Those who kill pigs and sell meat have already figured it out. If I sell fresh meat at a high price, people will want it, but if the price of overnight meat is reduced, no one will

Question, this piece of human flesh is definitely not good... It is true that after meeting the king's daughter, I found out that it is extremely ugly. " 9. If you are good at it, you are called a bastard, but if you are not good at it, you are called a bastard.

10. I know that the young people of your generation would rather believe lies than oaths; they would rather believe that we are surrounded by deceptions than believe that they can be loyal and dedicated in reality.

11. Look, just these two piles of meat, do you think they are enough to stay in the provincial capital?

If you stay, you will end up paying for your house?

Are you still thinking about this with your head?

It's impossible to even think about it with your butt.

12. It’s useless. This academic qualification, whether high or low, feels like useless to Yu Zui. It gives you no chance to seek a better future, but you can’t let go to do other things.

13. Whether you bully others or protect yourself, you have to do it yourself.

14. Where wealth accumulates, ordinary people can only feel an oppressive feeling. No matter what you do, you will feel a deep sense of powerlessness.

15. Why did the police suddenly appear in this operation? There must be a mole among us.

16. Luo Jialong, a student, is good at both software and hardware, various circuit designs, and programming languages. There is nothing he is not good at.

17. Find all my brothers, mice, animals, camels, traitors, no one is missing. They are an indispensable part of my plan.

18. This is Zhang Meng, nicknamed Animal. His biggest advantage is that he has well-developed muscles.

19. My name is Yu Zui, and my nickname is Bitch Yu.

Classic lines from the TV series "Baby" 1. You put this cloth on the bed inside, and then put that one in this small measuring cup, that... which one?

2. Sir, do you need any service?

Take it off!

Really?

Take it off!

You'd better take it off!

No no no!

3. We need to increase the chance of pregnancy evenly. Every time we do it, we draw a circle on this table. If we don’t do it, we put a cross.

4. Zhang Duo: What do you mainly rely on to have a child?

It’s about passion.

--What do you know!

How can it work if there is only passion but no soil?

Still have to find a way to have a baby.

--That's really annoying, so we must implement the DINK policy unswervingly for a hundred years, cherish life and stay away from BABY.

5. Zhang Meng: In addition to working for the company, can we not sell ourselves?

6. Zhang Duo: There is a difference between DINK and KD. I can give birth but I can’t give birth, and saying sour grapes are two different concepts.

Think about how confident I would be if this Global Telecom could shout out, but think about it, I won’t be able to from now on... 7. Zhang Duo: Parents, it’s all my fault, occupational disease, IT man, low sperm motility.

8. If you don’t do it again, double insurance, if you work harder, you will definitely gain something.

9. What do you want?

I want you!

I just want to be with my loved ones forever!

Yes, go down a little further!

10. I will definitely get pregnant this month, bless, bless, bless.

how is everything?

The follicle is gone, it must have been expelled.

11. If you endure it for one more day, you can start plowing tomorrow.

12. My aunt hasn’t come yet, and my breasts are so swollen. Husband, come and massage them for me!

Zhang Meng: If we had known this outcome, we would have been able to live a non-cautious couple life and saved many years of money on condoms, which are quite expensive.

13. The bride takes over the job of taking care of the man.