1. I am a good man. I am Zeng Xiaoxian.

2. Every effort you make for the person you love, every obstacle you overcome, your care for her, taking her into your heart, spending time for her... these are all details. , but they are all romantic to the end of the world.

3. The perfect combination of the strongest body and the strongest brain

4. The most unconcealable thing in the world is the way you look at someone when you don’t love them. On the other hand, when you love someone, even your breathing will reveal your feelings. The most precious gift in the world is your heart that loves her.

5. Not allowed to eat chicken! Not allowed to eat chicken! Not allowed to eat chicken! If something happens, you won’t be allowed to eat chicken! It’s not a shame! Don’t lose the chicken! How do you ask ducks to see chickens, how do you ask geese to see chickens, and how do chickens get involved in the poultry industry in the future? Use isatis root whenever you have the flu! Isatis root! Isatis root! Why not just let the chickens eat isatis root?

6. You cannot hang yourself from a tree. You should try to hang yourself from several nearby trees several times.

7. Let’s face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

8. My whole soul has been sublimated. Now I feel that my soul is better than you who are feasting, feasting, swaying, coquettish, corrupt and confused, unclear in speech, focusing on sex over friends. , despicable guys are much, much, much, much more noble.

9. A man will not become evil if he has money, but a sow will become a monster when she climbs a tree!

10. Are you a pig?

11. You are careful, I will rest assured. You're greedy, I'm worried. You are thoughtful and I am happy. I'm disgusted by your efforts. You are disappointed and I am sad. A blessing fills my heart. Your moon is in my heart. My blessing is sincere.

12. If idiots could fly, this would be the airport.

13. Use your brains. Do you two have any brains?

14. Love is a gift you gave me that makes me cry

15. There are ten thousand ways to make your girlfriend happy, and the simplest one is to tell her Keep every word in your heart. There are things you can do and things you can't or can't do, and that doesn't matter. Women are really smart. They can completely detect whether you put your heart and efforts into it.

16. Brother Chen and I have the strongest brains and physical strength

17. There are three kinds of people in this world: men, women, and female doctors. The female doctor is a fighter among human beings, shrouded in multiple halos.

18. Insipidity itself is precious, don’t forget this just because it is no longer passionate. The air that surrounds us every day does not deliberately ask for a sense of presence. You may ignore it, but you will never want to leave it. Because many times, the word "bland" is exactly what you have always wanted.

19. People are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of getting strong, and dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water!

20. All the bachelors and masters are destroyed. The male doctor can only protect himself. To defeat the female doctor, humph, the only way is to rely on the saints.

21. There are 100 opinions among 100 kinds of people. You cannot satisfy all people, because not all people are human.

22. Internet rumors say that if you eat 5 pieces of chewing gum together, you can create a feeling of fullness through the chewing action, and the most important thing is that you will not gain weight, which is most suitable for people who are lovelorn.

23. Parents cannot call their children little bastards, because this is genetically detrimental to the parents. Chen He's classic quotations

1. Parents cannot call their children little bastards, because this is genetically detrimental to the parents.

2. Let’s face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

3. Internet rumors say that if you eat 5 pieces of chewing gum together, you can create a feeling of fullness through the chewing action, and the most important thing is that you will not gain weight, which is most suitable for people who are lovelorn.

4. A man will not become evil if he has money, but a sow will become a monster if she climbs a tree!

5. People are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of getting strong, and dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water!

6. My whole soul has been sublimated. I now feel that my soul is better than those of you who live in feasting and feasting, live in wealthy families, shake your head and tail, coquettishly, corrupt and confused, speak unclearly, and value sex over friends. , despicable guys are much, much, much, much more noble.

7. You cannot hang yourself from a tree. You should try to hang yourself from several nearby trees several times.

8. You are careful, I am rest assured. You're greedy, I'm worried. You are thoughtful and I am happy. I'm disgusted by your efforts. You are disappointed and I am sad. A blessing fills my heart. Your moon is in my heart. My blessing is sincere.

9. All the bachelors and masters are destroyed. The male doctor can only protect himself. To defeat the female doctor, humph, the only way is to rely on the saints. There are three kinds of people in this world: men, women, and female doctors. The female doctor is a fighter among human beings, shrouded in multiple halos.

10. Not allowed to eat chicken! Not allowed to eat chicken! Not allowed to eat chicken! If something happens, you won’t be allowed to eat chicken! It’s not a shame! Don’t lose the chicken! How do you ask ducks to see chickens, how do you ask geese to see chickens, and how do chickens get involved in the poultry industry in the future? Use isatis root whenever you have the flu! Isatis root! Isatis root! Why not just let the chickens eat isatis root?

11. There are 100 opinions among 100 kinds of people. You cannot satisfy all people, because not all people are human beings. Classic quotes from mainland Chinese actor Chen He

Chen He, born in 1985 in Changle City, Fuzhou, Fujian Province, is an actor from mainland China.

Graduated from the Performance Department of Shanghai Theater Academy in 2008. In 2009, he starred in the urban romantic comedy "Love Apartment" as the good man Zeng Xiaoxian. In 20xx, they won the Most Awesome Couple Award at the Youku Film and Television Index Ceremony. In 20xx, he starred in "Love Has God's Will" as the male protagonist Tang Li. In the same year, he and his friend Zhu Zhen attended the "League of Legends" 20xx All-Star Game held in Shanghai, and experienced an e-sports carnival night with star players and gaming celebrities from all over the world.

Chen He’s classic quotations:

There are a hundred opinions among one hundred kinds of people, and you cannot satisfy all people, because not all people are human beings.

A man will not be evil if he has money, but a sow will become a monster if she climbs a tree!

Parents cannot call their children little bastards, because this is genetically detrimental to the parents.

People are afraid of being famous, but pigs are afraid of being strong, and dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water!

My whole soul has been sublimated, and I feel now that my soul is better than those of you who live in feasting, rich families, wine and meat, There are many, many more noble people who shake their heads and tail, coquettishly, are corrupt and confused, speak unclearly, favor sex over friends, and are despicable and shameless.

Let’s face it, life is often much more tasteful than those idol dramas.

You cannot hang yourself from a tree. You have to try to hang yourself from several nearby trees several times.

Internet rumors say that if you eat 5 pieces of chewing gum together, you can create a feeling of fullness through the chewing action, and most importantly, you will not gain weight, which is most suitable for people who are lovelorn.

Be careful, I’ll rest assured. You're greedy, I'm worried. You are thoughtful and I am happy. I'm disgusted by your efforts. You are disappointed and I am sad. A blessing fills my heart. Your moon is in my heart. My blessing is sincere.

With all the bachelors and masters wiped out, the male doctor can only protect himself. If he wants to defeat the female doctor, hehe, he can only rely on the saints.

There are three kinds of people in this world: men, women, and female doctors. The female doctor is a fighter among human beings, shrouded in multiple halos.

You are not allowed to eat chicken! You are not allowed to eat chicken! You are not allowed to eat chicken! If something happens, you are not allowed to eat chicken! Is it a shame? Is it a shame? Is it a chicken? How do you let the duck look at the chicken? How do you let the goose look at chickens, and how do chickens mix in the poultry industry in the future? Whenever there is a flu, eat isatis root! Isatis root! Isatis root! Why not just let the chickens eat isatis root? Chen He’s qq space talks about 93 funny sentences

1. Five words floated in the sky, and the day was full of troubles. I waved my hands to the sky, that was nothing.

2. Sorry. Here comes the game! Congratulations on commenting on what I said. Likes are also counted. This is a serial game. Whoever comments will be the next one to get tricked

3. Laugh happily every day, go to bed when you are tired, and wake up when you are tired. Just take medicine

4. I just wanted to press you against the wall domineeringly and kiss you hard. Who knew I would give you a concussion?

5. I silently Turn around, just to give you another gorgeous appearance.

6. It’s noon on the day of hoeing, so it’s really hard to study. A small old book can last all morning.

7. Looking at your empty eyes, do you need to give you some brain power?

8. Some girls like to talk in the ABB style, like eating, sleeping and drinking water. I can also say "don't push it"

9. I am a very principled person. . My principle is, wherever the delicious food is, I will be there

10. "I dreamed about my boyfriend" "Dreams are reversed" "You mean my boyfriend dreamed about me La

11. Ever since I passed by Dove in the supermarket, I felt disgusted.

12. She didn’t refuse even though I confessed that we were still friends. I agree that I can be weak

13. "I dreamed about my boyfriend" "Dreams are the opposite" "You mean my boyfriend dreamed about me"

14. I calculated that Ke Zhendong will be released from prison on September 1st, but September 1st is the day when we go to prison.

15. Chatting with my boyfriend. He wiped it off with his hands instinctively. Why am I so angry? Do you dislike me? glow. ""I know, don't you just pay the electricity bill every month!"

17. Downstairs, a bunch of little kindergarten kids were playing with little magic fairies, and they kept bawling. OMG, they finally couldn't bear it anymore. Open the window and shout Gunara, and all the gods of darkness will run away

18. There are always a few girls in the class who like to show off, so they are struck by lightning as soon as they go out

19. I... lack sleep, money, love, and thoughtfulness. . . The only thing I don’t lack is meat~~~

20. If anyone says that I am fat or black at the beginning of school, I will die with them.

21. The four most annoying things: no one came to the dinner, no one called the BB machine, the wife didn’t let you make trouble, and if you want to make trouble, you have to wear a condom.

22. I didn’t kill anyone. I didn’t set a fire, why don’t you like me?

23. You don’t understand me, so you scold me. You don’t know that people who know me want to kill me!

24. Talking about drug addicts If someone with the surname F said Falcon, I would be fine. If you said Holmes or Voldemort, I would tolerate it. Why the hell do you call me a boiling sheep?

25. A group of little funny guys downstairs kept barraging. I couldn’t help but open the window and yelled "Gunala God of Darkness" and they all ran away!

26. My poor right middle finger is almost time to work hard to write

27. When I wanted to do my summer homework, the homework said, don’t come here. I have evil spirits. I thought to myself that I am not. Feng Qingxue didn't go there, and then he survived until now!

28. Do you know that the second part of No Love at First Sight is called Goodbye No Love! ! ! Hee hee~~~

29. It’s not that I’m lustful, it’s that I can’t find the direction to be reserved!

30. “Why do people like to choose a good day to get married?” Because there will be no good life after marriage.”

31. I would like to use all the fat on my legs to fill my basin-like breasts.

32. My mother said you can’t make friends who are neither good nor bad, so my friends are all bad.

33. Important news is being reported now, the start of school is about to start, and I have a serious fear of starting school. Flooding has a serious impact on all students. Attention, students

34. The life of going to school feels the same every day. The only adjustment is you, but why don’t you show up?

35. The word "especially able to endure hardship" , I thought about it, I only did the first four

36. When a good friend has a partner, I feel like the pig I worked so hard to raise is being eaten

37. It is said that drug-related artists will never be hired. Now, 120 artists have to be taken away. No one will make movies or TV series. I feel like I can make a debut, win awards and endorsements, and reach the peak.

38. I am ugly. Otherwise, why would a plastic surgery hospital be a hospital?

39. “The most painful love triangle in the world is that I love food and fat loves me.”

40. What is unity is a person’s mobile phone The whole class was reading loudly

41. Have you ever thought that in the first few days of school, no one might accompany you to the toilet?

42. Girls nowadays are little ones in front of their relatives. Fresh, quiet emperor in front of outsiders, crazy in front of acquaintances, female gangster in front of best friends

43. East Asia’s Vinegar King Listening to your moon, my heart spits out a mouthful of salt soda water. Need explanation

44. The reason why the ancients wrote poems: being demoted. “Because my brain is flooded. ”

46. “Hey, why are you standing on top of the refrigerator?” “Because that will make you cold”

47. “Do you like Kim Taeyeon?” "Like" "What do you like about her?" "I like him to stay away from my Baekhyun!" ”

48. The final result of love is either me dumping you or you dumping me

49. When you feel wronged like a dog, there is always a pig snickering.

50. Do you hate me? I hate me too. Now we have the same thing, can we fall in love? 51. "What's the trouble with the like party on mobile phones?" "Failed to like may be due to poor network or the other party has set boundaries"

52. Teacher, you are so cruel! Jingba took away all my homework!

53. In fact, I think that a personality like mine is really not suitable for working, only for getting a salary~

54. I am losing weight. I neither diet nor exercise. I use my mind, and I will lose weight.

55. I always think that the daughter I gave birth to will be a beautiful girl like Duoduo. "She must have good genes." My best friend said something that made me happy. Sober

56. "Let you guess the song title" "Okay" "If all the pigs in the world died" "What" "Stupid, of course at least I still have you

57. Instead of hiding in your own castle to dominate, it is better to go to the emperor and rule the world!

58. Diaodiao, please drink with Chatter. Chatter doesn’t know how to drink. So who knows how to drink?

59. Why does the wife use her husband’s money? Because the word "husband" is pronounced "￥" when reversed, and "husband" is pronounced "pay the bill" when reversed. What a painful realization

60. When heaven is about to give a great responsibility to this person, he must first turn off his mobile phone, stop his traffic, steal his account, and unplug his network cable. Only then can he bid farewell to the scumbag and become a top student. !

61. When my mother catches me secretly playing with my mobile phone at night, I feel like I have been caught and raped. . . . .

62. Deskmate, you are so lucky. You have such a good deskmate...

63. "Kim Soo-hyun, you can sing Xiao A star?" "Yes, because I come from a star! "

64. Behind a successful man there is a supportive woman, and behind a failed man there is a troublesome woman.

65. "I had a terrible nightmare." "I'm definitely protecting you." "You're not eating shit. I advise you to beat me." "Go away"

66. Learn cooking from New Oriental, learn technology from Lanxiang, and want to become a top student. Please go to QQ to talk about it.

67. "Do you know what is the most annoying thing?" It is that there is a cricket in your room that keeps chirping at night, and you can't get rid of it, and then you keep listening to it sing. "Daybreak"

68. If anyone says I am fat or dark at the beginning of school, I will die with him~

69. 'When I look in the mirror when I get up, I always feel that I look longer than usual. It's different. Why is it? 'Because my head hasn't recovered after a good sleep.'

70. My ex-boyfriend sent me a message asking me to attend his wedding, and I calmly replied with three words. Go next time.

71. I tease you because I care about you. I care about you because I like you. I ignore you because there is a dog behind me. 72. "Why don't you answer the phone? ! "There is a reason for you to listen to my explanation" "You said" "The ringtone on my phone is so nice that I can't bear to answer it"

73. "What is the difference between Chinese and foreign holidays?" "Holidays in foreign countries are real rest, while holidays in China are just a change of place to do homework!" \"

74. Just after I went online, Paipai.com sent me a respectful "screen name". I found you so handsome, let's see why. My first reaction was that I was sold.

75. I remember that on September 1st of that year, I was dancing, carrying my small schoolbag on my back with a smile on my face, and walked into the school without a penny. From then on, I embarked on a road of no return

76. The most exciting part of Happy Camp is always the preview of the next issue.

77. Jimmy Lin said to Guo Degang, "If you don't get older, we will get old." Guo Degang said to Jimmy Lin, "If you don't get old, we will get crazy."

78. I am such a stubborn person that I will not do my summer homework until I die.

79. When I was a child, I thought bleeding was a serious matter? Doesn’t it matter whether it hurts or not? Cry first and then talk.

80. If computer technology can be applied to reality, I really want to mosaic your facial features

81. "Your voice is very sweet" "Thank you" "It takes a long time" It’s easy to get diabetes”

82. Having trouble with your mother at night. Mom turned off all the lights with a "pop", and I said, "Mom, what are you doing?" Mom, "I'm blocking you!" I...

83. The elk called the giraffe, "I'm lost." Giraffe "I'm a giraffe~"

84. If I happen to meet you, I will say hello lightly and then run home and play for half an hour

85. If you can't tolerate me, explain Either you are too narrow-minded, or my personality is too great.

86. Want to step over my head? No way! Unless you are wearing a skirt...

87. I broke up with me during the winter vacation, all because of that bitch at the beginning of school!

88. Our classmates have been together for more than a year, but we have Like a stranger

89. TM, if I knew which bitch created LOL, I would definitely kill his whole family with 888’s Fire Unicorn!

90. "There is a kind of person who doesn't like you and won't let you like others." "Are you talking about the head teacher?"

91. "Lu Han, you look really good." Like my ex-boyfriend!" "Who told you that your ex-boyfriend was Wu Shixun←_←"

92. # construction site cute baby # This kid is so funny in Tiantian Shang. What is your father's name? "My father's name is Ding Ping'er." "Where's your mother, Lin Chong." . . . . .

93. Is it true that all things will disappear after time?