Me: "Excuse me, this is KFC."
Woman: "Oh! Then give me a KFC. "
Me: speechless, turned around and left. I really don't know how to tell her. ...
A customer went to the front desk.
Customer: "Give me a small bowl."
Me: "Huh?"
The customer pointed to the menu, and I realized it was a sundae.
Me: "sundaes, right? What flavor do you want? "
Customer: "Apple's."
Me: "Ah? Sorry, I have never sold apples. "
Customer: "What's that green one?"
Me: "Oh, that's aloe."
Customer: "Aloe? Isn't that a flower! Can you eat? "
Me: "Yes!"
Customer: "Forget it, I never eat blindly." I want coffee. "
Me: (blankly) "Sorry, I have never sold coffee."
Customer: "What's that black one?"
Me: "That's chocolate."
Customer: "forget it, chocolate is too sweet." I want the red one. " This is a strawberry. "
Me: (super excited, I can guess right once. ) "Yes, how much do you want?"
Customer: "one, but I don't eat sesame seeds." You help me pick out all the strawberry seeds. "
A customer went to the front desk.
Customer: "I want strawberry fields."
Me: "OK, a strawberry sundae."
Customer: "Not this, I want strawberry fields!" " "
Me: "Ah? Oh, McDonald's is called Xindi and KFC is called sundae. It's all the same, we are KFC here. "
Customer: "Oh, strawberry Xintiandi, strawberry sundae, the same."
Me: "Yes, sir, you are so smart!" " "
Customer: "Hahahaha, then I will have a new chocolate shop."