Short and humorous self-introduction: 1. Basic information: Male, born in ** (real age will never be concealed), no history of marriage, currently living in **. I am cheerful, sincere, have no bad habits (smoking, occasionally drinking 5 bottles of beer with friends at most; this is reasonable), I am in good health, and all parts of my body are functioning normally. **Province** people. The family has two tile-roofed houses and no cars. The career needs to be developed. 2.

1. Basic information

Male, born in ** (true age will never be concealed), no history of marriage, currently living in **. I am cheerful, sincere, have no bad habits (smoking, occasionally drinking 5 bottles of beer with friends at most; this is reasonable), I am in good health, and all parts of my body are functioning normally. **Province** people. The family has two tile-roofed houses and no cars. The career needs to be developed.

2. Function introduction

1. Mouth - can speak well, I believe you will not be lonely if you have it.

2. Shoulders - two, you can rely on, use as a pillow, ride on...

3. Hands - of course a pair, can hold you tight when it's cold , it can also help you drive away mosquitoes in summer...

4. Feet - can bear 62 kilograms of weight. As long as you and I add up to no more than 250 kilograms, we can carry you for a lifetime.

5. Heart - No matter when and where, I will always think of you!

6. Body - No need for hot water bottles or electric blankets anymore. Experts say the human body has a constant temperature of 37.5. Absolutely durable and affordable. The most important thing is to save electricity!

7. Brain - Want to be lazy and not do housework? Scissors, rock, paper, fair solution, remember, I only produce paper, try and fail again and again!

8. Never ugly, the most suitable husband.

3. Advantage Analysis

1. Always treat people with enthusiasm and sincerity (excluding my love rival).

2. He is the best and only punching bag for his wife (only when there are two of us).

3. A mixed player with a cheerful, kind, rational and impulsive personality who only analyzes problems and does not use violence to solve them (except when his wife is hurt).

4. He is single-minded, one-flower-one-fruit type, and can safely hand over all his feelings. I am really a good boy!

4. Disadvantage Analysis

1. Girls who want to catch golden turtles, please stop. Although I also want to satisfy you, I really don’t have much money.

2. Girls who are full of fantasy all day long also stay. Life is not a fairy tale. I am a person who only recognizes reality and does not pursue illusion.

3. If I really fall in love with you, I will be very nice to you, so nice that you want to run away (working hard to correct).

4. After thinking about it for a long time, I only came up with these few things.

5. Finally, you must respect the elderly, be kind and love life, and be enterprising! Height (around 160cm, weight around 42-56KG, I am 172, 62KG)

5. Opportunity point analysis

1. I am looking for a wife, not for fun.

2. Don’t disturb those who take diet pills, go to bars several times a day, and treat KTV as your own father.

3. Those who have a smoking habit should stay away, except those who occasionally smoke one or two cigarettes (just for fun). Women sometimes look really beautiful when they smoke, but I really don’t want you to give me one when I’m at home, and I’ll give you one to smoke endlessly.

4. Step aside the housekeeper type, I have enough as a mother. (Dinosaurs declined)

5. Those who are gentle, cute, kind, and like small animals (except mice) will be given priority.

6. Those who have ideals, goals, and love for all beautiful things (excluding money) will be given priority.

7. Candidates who like to cook delicious food and are good at it will be given priority. We can discuss it!

8. Applicants who have a fixed job, love their work, and are full of vision for the future (excluding workaholics) will be given priority!