Funny jokes about going to a friend's house to eat rice (Part I)

1. I feel very hungry. I can eat the whole world if I am hungry. Let's go to my best friend's house to eat rice.

2. Eating in summer, my appetite is getting better and better since I finished my teeth treatment.

3. Go to a friend's house for a meal, a simple family meal, and be happy is the most important.

4. It's another day of eating and drinking. It's a simple meal without me cooking. The world of lazy people is very simple.

5. start a life of eating and drinking, try to make money to solve the rent of my colleagues, and I'll have someone to take care of the meal.

6. I went out for dinner and went to Taoyuan, which didn't taste good. Then I went to Meiyuan, passed by a big event, and I saw someone waiting in line, so I went to the queue. So now I'm watching it on the coke table, and I'm so hungry. Let's go to my friend's house to eat.

7. I'm so hungry in the middle of the night that I can't go downstairs to have a barbecue when it rains. Let's go to my colleague's house to rub rice.

8. check out: waiter: cash or credit card, sir? Me: Wash the dishes.

9. serve the food quickly. holy shit, if you don't serve it, you will starve to death. let's go to a friend's house to eat.

1. Today, I wore this skirt to eat and drink, and then my stomach swelled up. When I went out to eat, I couldn't wear this kind of dry food that interfered with my appetite ...

11. I think I will be crazy, so I might as well eat.

12. Keep eating, drinking, playing, having fun, air conditioning, cooking, pouring, eating, drinking and being attended to, so don't worry about the days of the two beasts.

13. The deformation gauge crew called me last week and asked me to experience life in a big city.

14. I don't want to go to work, get up, get hungry, and go to a friend's house to eat.

15. I'm so hungry, but I feel so guilty about eating now. Fortunately, I dragged two underdogs. Let's go to my best friend's house to eat.

16. Every night, the drama starts again: Hungry! ! ! I am so hungry! ! ! Hungry! ! ! Say the important things three times! Go to your best friend's house to eat.

17. When I opened the refrigerator at home, I found that there were only eggs left, so I decided to go to your place for dinner. I will accompany you on Christmas Eve. Let's have a carnival for the next century. Don't wish me happy eggs left. I'll wish you a merry Christmas!

18. I feel very hungry. Now I can't eat a cow and eat rice!

19. In fact, I can't even afford to go to AA system, so I invented a new word: AAB system, which is your AA system. I am shy to eat and drink.

2. If you feel that life is not sweet enough, come to your best friend's house to have a meal. It will greatly increase your appetite in an instant and make your troubles sway with the wind. Funny jokes found when I went to a friend's house to eat and drink (Part II)

21. It's good to follow you to eat and drink! Get fat together for nothing. Life is full of hope.

22. Slow down and watch everything. There is a brother who will follow you to eat and drink every day.

23. I'm so hungry that I'm waiting for my colleagues to have dinner together. Go to eat!

24. In the daily life of eating and drinking, sisters are paired, and their happiness is doubled. Together, they are happy little waste.

25. On weekends, friends get together occasionally, eat, drink and sleep, and eat, drink and take care of each other.

26. It's delicious. If you want to eat well, you have to be cheeky and eat and drink all day.

27. I hope my friends are rich and expensive so that I can eat and drink this bangs like a non-mainstream girl.

28. A buddy, usually the wife is in charge of money at home. Once, my wife was on a business trip. As a result, he didn't even have the money to eat, so he came to my house to eat. "Why don't you ask your sister-in-law for it?" "I took it, she punched in, and I didn't pick it up." "Why not take it?" "She said that the password was the date of the first time we watched the movie." "Stop it. I understand! Eat vegetables. " .

29. I went to grandma's house to eat and drink, because I was very hungry.

3. It's also a kind of happiness to have food to eat, and it's another day to eat. You are responsible for cooking and I am responsible for eating.

31. Let you go without food in the middle of the night every day and be hungry! Go to your best friend's house to eat.

32. Mu Xinhua, who worked alone in Dujiang in his early years, often came to Meng's house for dinner, and Meng Qingping always regarded him as a mentor and friend.

33. I don't believe in tears after watching Beishangguang all night. Full of emotions. I'm so hungry, let's go to my colleague's house to eat.

34. She bravely said, "Sister Rou, I have no money." She called you every day to eat, although it was a canteen.

35. I used to want to order takeout when I was hungry at night, but now I go to my best friend's house to eat.

36. Eat what you should, and drink what you should. The greatest wealth is to be happy every day!

37. It's delicious to eat rice at friends' house. I'm responsible for their cooking. I've already eaten two bowls of poison oath.

38. I still haven't got up and eaten at this time. It's really tough, but I'm really hungry.

39. Life is on the road, living elsewhere. Whenever there is a treat on the road, I just eat and drink. If you don't rub it, you will rub it.

4. I'm almost hungry. Let's go to my best friend's house to eat. Excerpts from 4 funny sentences describing eating and drinking

Funny sentences describing eating and drinking (Part 1)

1. I hope that all good things will come to an end, and that our future will be bright, smooth and long, and we will always get together, and often come back to eat and drink. I just hope that the next meeting will not be too far away.

2. I hope the meeting will be over soon, so that I can sneak out to see a little spider, and then rub rice at night.

3. My daughter-in-law likes to eat Artemisia selengensis, and Artemisia selengensis wants two servings, as well as tofu, duck blood and lettuce. They are not qualified to order, so that's it.

4. years are always carefree, and people know how warm and cold they are. Thanks to meeting, three students are lucky. The fireworks in the world touch the hearts of ordinary people the most.

5. riding a colleague's donkey to a good friend's house for dinner is really super happy.

6. Yuwen, on the other hand, went to University C in a couple of days, and occasionally got a call from him, which means that he said his heart was lonely, and he needed someone to tell him about loved one or take Jianyi and his girlfriend to University M to find me to eat.

7. My brain is pounding with pain and I'm hungry. It's another night of staying up late. I went to my friend's house to eat.

8. Life can be busy and tired, but the mentality should be simple and happy. It's another day of eating and drinking.

9. I feel hungry in the dead of night. I want to go to a friend's house for dinner.

1. You pay, I die, and we drink together into a mental illness. I'm here to have a drink.

11. I'm so hungry that I can't sleep. I wish I had this. Let's go to my colleague's house to eat.

12. after exercise, I went to my friend's house to eat with an empty stomach.

13. I am hungry. Suddenly a little sad, forget it, go to a friend's house to eat.

14. A buddy, usually the wife is in charge of money at home. Once, my wife was on a business trip. As a result, he didn't even have the money to eat, so he came to my house to eat. "Why don't you ask your sister-in-law for it?" "I took it, she punched in, and I didn't pick it up." "Why not take it?" "She said that the password was the date of the first time we watched the movie." "Stop it. I understand! Eat vegetables. " .

15. I didn't find my stomach so hungry until I got home from exercise. Well, bake some bread to reward yourself and go to your best friend's house to eat.

16. the countryside is funny, fighting for wealth and rubbing rice.

17. Eating and drinking, even eating and taking, is extremely super happy.

18. How happy it is to go to a good friend's house after work and just wait for food!

19. Eating in summer, my appetite is getting better and better since I finished my teeth treatment.

2. Listening to his voice, catkins burst into tears and smiled, complaining that you are starving to death, and all you know is to come to my sister's place for dinner all day. Funny sentences describing eating and drinking (Part II)

21. Come to my girlfriend's house to eat rice. A table full of my favorite dishes makes my mouth water.

I won't go out in 22.8 months unless it's a game of eating and drinking. I'm ready to gulp down the northwest wind.

23. Help your overnight friend cook a meal every day, give him a good meal with his card, and solve your own meal by the way.

24. Eat and drink another meal on a rest day. After eating successfully, eat and drink enough and go home.

25. Some people choose to be knights, while others just eat and drink.

26. When I opened the refrigerator at home, I found that there were only eggs left, so I decided to go to your place for dinner. I will accompany you on Christmas Eve. Let's have a carnival for the next century. Don't wish me happy eggs left. I'll wish you a merry Christmas!

27. When I drink yogurt, I not only lick the bottle caps, but also lick other people's bottle caps.

28. Slow down and watch everything. There is a brother who will follow you to eat and drink every day.

29. I used to want to order takeout when I was hungry at night, but now I go to my best friend's house to eat.

3. I don't want to eat. I ate a lot of jujube cakes and felt like vomiting. My tolerance for sweetness is getting lower and lower. I was so hungry that I went to my friend's house to eat.

31. If you have nothing to do, go to your best friend's house to have a meal, share the happiness, have the same length of meat, and get fat together.

32. The most delicious thing in the world is happiness and fireworks. This is life. I'm serious about coming to my eldest brother's house for dinner, and my naughty brother is helpless.

33. Hurry up and get dawn. I'm so hungry. I really want to eat. Let's eat!

34. Today, I went to rub rice, and my aunt asked me to bring a bowl. As a result, I got a basin. I guess it won't happen again.

35. The happiest thing in life is to come to a friend's house for dinner when you have nothing to do. You don't need many friends, just be sincere and share the happiness.

36. The happiness of life is nothing more than having an excellent best friend to eat, drink and have fun with you and grow up with you.

37. I didn't eat at noon, but I was already hungry in the afternoon. Let's go to my best friend's house to eat.

38. Take a spoon to the canteen every night, and scoop a spoon when you meet someone you know. It has been like this for a week.

39. I didn't want to eat. I ate a lot of jujube cakes, and I felt like vomiting. My tolerance for sweetness is getting lower and lower. I'm so hungry, let's go to my colleague's house to eat.

4. They always call me at every party. I just eat and drink, and I have never bought a bill. Everyone is so kind to me. A circle of friends sentence 4

A circle of friends sentence 1

1. Happiness is the kind of person who goes to his best friend's house for dinner every three days, eats rice repeatedly, and even wants to settle accounts with her when he is fat.

2. Sometimes what you eat is not hungry, but your mouth is lonely. Go to a friend's house to eat.

3. I obviously drank milk tea and ate a big bowl of rice today. Why am I croaking now? Go to your best friend's house to eat.

4. I'm so hungry in the middle of the night that I can't go downstairs to have a barbecue when it rains. Let's go to my colleague's house to rub rice.

5. I'm so hungry that I want to eat egg tarts. Let's go to my neighbor's house to rub rice.

6. Take a spoon to the canteen every night, and scoop a spoon when you meet someone you know. It's been like this for a week.

7. Many people can't even cook two decent dishes when they grow up, so they can only eat.

8. Today, I look blank again. I ate an egg in the morning, a big bowl of marinated powder at noon, an apple and duck neck in the afternoon. I know I will eat more. I will continue tomorrow. I don't know how long I can last, but now I'm hungry. Wait a minute. Go to your best friend's house to eat.

9. I'm in a daze again today, and now I'm so hungry. Let's go to a friend's house to eat.

1. Eating in summer, my appetite is getting better and better since I finished my teeth treatment.

11. When you come to your best friend's house for dinner, it depends on luck, but it depends on luck.

12. I'm so hungry. I want to eat meat, hot pot, sauerkraut and fish, as well as hot and sour powder. So I might go to a friend's house to eat.

13. You must have fun when you are proud of your life, enjoy eating and drinking, and eat, drink and live every day.

14. Human fireworks, simple tea and light rice, fireworks in the kitchen, laughter in the living room, you are responsible for cooking, I am responsible for eating, clinking glasses, chatting and laughing, and it is another day of rubbing rice.

15. Why are people still hungry when they are bored? Let's go to your best friend's house to eat.

16. Years are often carefree, and people know how warm and cold they are. Thanks to meeting, three students are lucky. The fireworks in the world touch the hearts of ordinary people the most.

17. Come to my sister-in-law's house to eat and drink again, and cherish every time we get together. No matter the ups and downs of life, it is a memory that can't be returned for a lifetime.

18. I don't want to eat. I ate a lot of jujube cakes and felt like vomiting. My tolerance for sweetness is getting lower and lower. I was so hungry that I went to my friend's house to eat.

19. As long as you are thick-skinned, it is enough to eat and drink. Eating meat and drinking wine, the days are still there. I fell into the abyss, and I won't leave until I get out.

2. What a sunny day! Successfully promoted to the office to eat and drink. Super enjoy working hard in a small corner without being taught. A circle of friends suitable for eating and drinking

21. Start a life of eating and drinking and try to make money to solve the rent of my colleagues, so I will have someone to take care of the food.

22. As the days go by, all the people, whether landlords or tenants, who are in and out of Yunzhuang are very familiar with each other. They go to Yunzhuang with the moon and the sea every day to have a meal, and their faces are extremely thick.

23. Such a free day makes me muddle through. I eat and drink on my mother's birthday, and I gain weight steadily in the second trimester with my pregnancy.

24. The happiness of life is nothing more than having an excellent girlfriend to eat, drink and have fun with you and grow up with you.

25. It's also a kind of happiness to have food to eat, and it's another day to eat. You are responsible for cooking and I am responsible for eating.

26. The country is funny, fighting for wealth, rubbing rice, encouraging my brother and sister Xiao Yun to elope: the electric car that loves my mother officially starts to be sold: making a difference for my father: building roads for my hometown and investing in factories.

27. We are all foodies. Best friend, when I get rich. I will take you to eat all the delicious food. Now I'll rub your rice first.

28. Eating and drinking, even eating and taking, is extremely super happy.

29. I'm super hungry. I didn't eat breakfast. I can't help eating breakfast in the future. I'm so hungry.

3. Some people choose to be knights, while others just eat and drink.

31. I ate a meal at a friend's house at the weekend and never forgot it.

32. I want to eat sliced noodles with preserved meat. Beef stir-fry. Hot soup. Paomo Roll the dough. Chinese hamburger. I hope Xi 'an will unseal me early so that I can go back to eat and drink.

33. Wear headphones and ride a bicycle to rub rice.

34. I'm so hungry, but I feel guilty about eating now. Fortunately, I pulled two.