-ZT and his colleagues went on a business trip in other places, and the local colleagues were hospitable, so they hosted a banquet in a private room in characteristic hotel that night. After a dozen men and women sat down, they kept chatting, and only one person was ordering. After ordering, I asked everyone for advice: "The food is ready. Do you want to add it? In this case, in Beijing, we usually ask the waitress to report the names of the dishes we ordered. Yu

, a Beijing buddy, said, "Miss, newspaper."

the young lady gave him a look, but nothing happened. "Miss, report it!" Dude, it's a little urgent.

Miss's face flushed, but nothing happened.

"what? Let you report that you didn't hear it? " Dude, it's really urgent.

a female colleague hurriedly dozen circle field: "Miss, please report one by one, ah."

The young lady mumbled something and asked, "So, so ... is it okay to hold a woman instead of a man?"

"poof!" A female colleague on the side just drank a big mouthful of tea and sprayed it all on avant-garde. A dozen people laughed, and the young lady was at a loss.

here we go. let's serve the first one with the face-lift. A big plate of face-lift was served, followed by several dishes of ingredients and sauces. The young lady didn't pay attention when serving, and a drop of sauce spilled on a buddy's pants. That buddy is also deliberately teasing,

pretending to be sullen and asking the young lady, "What should I do?"

The young lady said calmly, "Whatever you do."

"what do you suggest?"

"Do what you want?"

"What do you usually do here?"

"Shall I help you?"

"ok."

I saw the young lady quickly pour several dishes of ingredients and sauces on Rapier, holding chopsticks in one hand and a spoon in the other, and then mixing them with a few brushes. Then he said to the buddy, "Sir, it's ready to eat." The buddy stared at the plate with his eyeballs for a long time without talking, and another colleague said "thank you" to the lady for him.

here comes the main course ―― roast leg of lamb, a big plate of meat bones and a plate of salt and pepper. A Beijing buddy loves this mouth so much that he grabbed a leg of lamb unceremoniously. Click is a bite, and he guzzled. When the young lady saw it, she said, "Sir, this should be dipped in it." The buddy looked at the young lady in doubt and then at the local colleagues. A local colleague said, "It tastes better when dipped in it."

The buddy then stood up with a leg of lamb, and clicked again.

Miss hurried over and asked, "Do you need anything, sir?"

"ah? No. "

"Then please sit down and eat."

The buddy muttered and sat down, looked at everyone, lost in thought. Carefully take the leg of lamb to your mouth and take a careful bite.

The young lady said, "Sir, you should dip this in."

Buddy jumped to his feet, waved a leg of lamb and shouted angrily, "How to eat while standing, and how to eat while sitting!"! ?

the table is full, and the leaders come here. Greeted with a full house, there was a sound of greetings. The waitress next to the banquet is beautiful, new here, inexperienced and quite nervous.

everyone sat down and someone called, "tea, miss!" "

Miss hurried forward and pointed with her finger: "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, * * * seven!"

Everyone laughed, and the leader added, "Pour the tea!"

The young lady hurried to "check backwards" again: "Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, or seven."

someone asked, "What are you counting?" The young lady hesitated and whispered, "I am a dog."

everyone was angry and shouted, "Call your manager!" When the manager entered, he lowered his hand and smiled and asked, "What do you want to tell me?"

The leader said, "Don't ask any more questions. Go and check the age of this young lady."

The manager was puzzled and did as he was told. He replied, "18 years old, a dog!"

leaders laugh, and everyone laughs. The leadership is massive and does not pursue it, and it is inconvenient for everyone to pursue it.

Miss and manager are like falling clouds.

After thirty, a dish was served: "Stewed tortoise!"

Everyone was happy, but they didn't forget the rules. Someone waved the tortoise's head with a stick and said, "The leader moves, the leader moves!"

the leader looked at the turtle's head, which was shaken wildly, and was unhappy. He didn't want to reconcile the ending of this statement and didn't want to violate everyone's good wishes, so he took a spoon and tasted the soup, saying, "Good, good! Please feel free. "

Another person said, "Yes-a tortoise should have soup!" The leader was so angry that he almost spat.

after a while, the soup was almost exhausted, and something round came out and asked, "Miss, what is this?"

The young lady answered quickly, "It's a bastard." Everyone was pleasantly surprised: "Leaders eat first, leaders eat first!"

this time, the leader didn't hear the words of "bad luck", so he was very happy and called the young lady, "Give everyone points!"

for a long time, the young lady didn't move, and the leader angrily asked, "Why, can't you tell this clearly?"

The young lady said awkwardly, "There are seven people and six bastards. How can I divide them?"

when everyone listened, they all stared with their necks stretched out, and their mouths were full of delicious food, which was hard to swallow.