Title:

I wish you health.

Characters:

a-eater；

B- mutton kebabs;

C- spinach;

Ding-melon seeds;

Electronic stinky tofu

Script:

A: If you want to be healthy, don't panic and eat and drink blindly. Only by respecting science and nutrition can we be strong and work hard. ..... (whistling) What's the matter?

B, c, d, e columns turn up.

One two one, one two one ...

What are these guys doing?

One, two, three, four.

One two three four five.

Hmm? Where did you get the "five"?

Five? (Pat A) Here it is.

Please count me out.

D: (backward) What's the matter with you? What are you pretending? I know you!

Do you know me? Who am I?

D: potatoes.

A: potatoes?

D: It must be potatoes. Look at this ball ... Oh, my head!

A: Nonsense! What are your eyes? Did you leave your cornea at home?

Don't be angry. This is all a misunderstanding.

A: Why?

Because we're not like you. You are human.

You are a ghost.

He: You are a demon!

A: What's the matter?

B: We are all your daily food.

A: Oh? Did I eat you?

B: Yes. You are a noble person who forgets things. By the way, I'm a kebab.

Barbecue kebab? All right! Look at this kebab. It looks like a sheep scorpion. What about you?

C: I'm a small spinach.

A: Small spinach? It looks like a bighead carp to me. ..... (pointing) What about you?

D: I'm Mao.

A: What the hell? You look like a hairy belly to me. ..... and you?

E: I'm not like them. I am green.

The green side?

E: Don't the Green Party understand?

A: I don't understand.

E: It's stinky tofu!

A: Cough! Don't say, he is the only one of you who looks like him.

E: Thank you.

B: Do you understand this time? We are all the most common and common foods in life. Please eat me.

He: Eat me! Eat me. ...

Don't worry, we eat the same. (Point B) Come here! Let me have a bite.

C: Just a moment. ...

A: What's the matter?

C: I am jealous that you want to bite him. Is he a good thing?

The kebabs are delicious.

Not bad, huh? Ah, bah!

A: Is there anything wrong with that?

C: I tell you, long-term pickling of kebabs will produce nitrosamines and cause cancer! When kebabs are barbecued at high temperature, the fat drops on the charcoal fire and then combines with protein to produce benzopyrene, which is carcinogenic! After the barbecue, the surface of the meat is burnt, which will produce hydrocarbons and lead to cancer!

A: then I won't eat it.

C: Please eat! It is best to eat it every day, as a meal, hard and bold. If you don't eat it for half a year, it won't be your head anymore.

A: Then what's this?

C: tumor!

My head is so big.

C: large tumor.

A: OK? I just said potato, but I didn't expect it to become a tumor so soon, and it is still a big tumor.

C: Do you want to change trains?

A: Yes!

Let me give you an idea. (Give him a hand) Eat me!

A: No! It looks like a tumor to me, too

C: what tumor? This is a leaf. I am spinach.

Oh, spinach leaves. Then you can eat some.

etc ...

A: What's the matter?

I'm jealous that you ate him.

Why are you jealous?

D: Is spinach a good thing?

A: I heard that iron can be supplemented!

D: iron supplement? Ah, bah!

Is that your problem?

D: Iron supplement with spinach is a rumor. Because there is a lot of oxalic acid in spinach, it combines with calcium ions in food to become insoluble calcium oxalate, which makes the calcium in food unable to be absorbed and utilized by human body. Over time, you will be short of calcium. Oxalate can also hinder the absorption of iron in food. Not only can you not supplement iron, but you also need iron deficiency. Without calcium and iron, your brain will become soft over time. A soft head is still a head?

A: Then what's this?

D: tofu.

I still have hair here.

D: Tofu has long hair.

A: Rotten tofu? It was a tumor just now, and now it's tofu or rotten tofu.

Do you want to keep it the same?

A: Yes. D: Then you can eat me! I am Mao.

A: Yes, you are a melon seed.

D: Hurry! Eat the skin and peel it quickly.

A: Then you're welcome. Let's skin it. (takes off his shirt)

Einstein: You wait. ...

A: What's the matter?

Are you a hooligan? Why did you take off his clothes?

I am eating melon seeds.

E: eating melon seeds? Are melon seeds good things?

A: It smells good. Ah, bah!

A: Are they all the same?

I tell you, according to scientific proof, sunflower seeds contain a lot of unsaturated fatty acids. Eating too much will consume a lot of choline and affect liver function. Do you have a liver?

According to them, I have one.

Do you know what function the liver has?

I don't know

It's like nothing!

A: Not the same! What function do you think the liver has?

E: I tell you, the liver has the functions of absorption, digestion, metabolism, clearance, detoxification, excretion and auxiliary hematopoiesis. The liver can produce serum protein, transferrin, copper protein, lipoprotein and coagulation factor, prothrombin and fibrinogen.

A: OK? The liver is busy enough.

E: If you eat more melon seeds, your liver function will weaken, your blood will be less, your face will turn white, and your face will turn white. Is your head still your head?

A: Then what's this?

E: steamed bread!

Huh? It also has a mouth.

E: steamed bread with eyes!

A: That's Wotou! Okay？ What's wrong with my head?

Do you want to keep it the same? You ate me. I am stinky tofu.

A: Yes, yes, yes! I still like this bite ... B: Wait a minute. ...

A: What's the matter?

I'm jealous that you ate him.

Are you jealous too?

Is he a good thing?

A: It's delicious.

B: Smells good? Come here.

Ah, bah!

How can you scold me?

I can see that you all have the same problem. If I don't punish you, you should punish me.

B: I tell you, stinky tofu will produce amine substances such as methylamine, putrescine, tryptamine and hydrogen sulfide during fermentation. This thing is poisonous. If stinky tofu is inferior, it will be even more troublesome. There may be botulinum toxin and Escherichia coli in it ... if you eat too much of this stuff, your face will turn green.

A: Yes.

My head is green, too. Smells just like him.

A: You're welcome. Just say my head is a stinky tofu, and it's over.

This is a misunderstanding. I'm not saying your head is stinky tofu.

Oh, no.

I mean, you're covered in stinky tofu.

A: Cough! Please stop drawing. ..... As you mean, I won't eat anything?

B: No! You can eat, so eat less.

A: Eat less?

For example, eat me. Don't eat it all. Eat only one ear.

C: If you want to eat me, eat my nose.

D: If you want to eat me, eat a thigh.

If you want to eat me, you can chew my hip bone.

I see. It is not advisable to eat more, but it is better to eat less.

B: By the way, there are people like us.

A: Who else?

B: And my cousin's preserved eggs.

My cousin Xiao Youtiao.

D: My sister-in-law has instant noodles.

E: And my stinky tofu lover. ...

A: Who is it?

E: Fried stinky tofu!

A: It was a good game.

B: Besides, you should eat less monosodium glutamate, pork liver, salted fish, sauerkraut, pickles, canned food, chocolate, popcorn ... and eggs.

Why should we eat less eggs?

B: Eating too many eggs will lead to excessive cholesterol accumulation, which will lead to overnutrition. After a long time, your head is as bright as an egg!

A: Wrong! Not like eggs, but like duck eggs!

Will he, too?

Didn't I learn this from you?

In a word, food science is very important.

C: You should study hard when you go back.

D: study hard.

E: Think about it.

A: Yes! Not only me, but everyone should study hard when they go back!

B: that's it: a basket of life knowledge,

C: The cause of popular science is the brightest.

D: the catering should be scientific.

H: I wish you good health!

A sketch.

Title:

food safety

Scene:

Company canteen

Characters:

Wang cannon, enterprise employee. Director of Health Bureau Kim. Chef Li, canteen chef.

Script:

Wang Cannon: Hello, my name is Wang Cannon. It is the public relations of this enterprise! What? You said I was not like a publicist, but like Guan Gong. Blush! ? Do you know why my face is so red? Because of drinking! You can go to the toilet by yourself after drinking three pounds, but this is a ladies' room! It is precisely because of this that I ascended the throne of my father-in-law! No, the throne of PR! There is a leader coming to the procuratorate today. If I don't get him drunk, I'll check! What time is it now? Why haven't you come yet?

(Jin Weisheng goes on stage)

Kim: On July 1st, the red flag fluttered! Food safety is a mess. I threw up today, and I will make trouble tomorrow. Company hygiene should be improved. I'm from the Health Bureau, and I'm in charge of checking the hygiene situation of this enterprise today.

Wang Cannon: Hello, leader!

Kim: (As soon as he entered the canteen, he looked up and looked around, ignoring Wang Cannon) The surface hygiene was OK. I'm afraid there were termites in it!

Cannon Wang: (whispering) This child is really well dressed! Playing this in front of me is the birthday girl eating arsenic! After three drinks, you can't call me big brother!

Wang Cannon: What are you looking for? Can I help you find it?

Jin Weisheng: Cockroach! (Continue to watch)

Cannon Wang: It's not easy to find it here. You can't just grab it and run! It's as fast as Liu Xiang, so I'm walking around.

Jin Weisheng: So you still have it!

Wang Cannon: No, this one really doesn't. It is said that these employees are like wolves! Eat numb! I don't even have food to feed if I want to!

Jin Weisheng: That's more like it!

Cannon Wang: You must be tired for a long time! Sit here and have a sip of water and a bite of rice. I'm looking for it slowly. If I run away, the cockroach can't run out of the temple, can it?

Jin Weisheng: OK, I'll take a rest first.

Wang cannon: I don't know your name yet!

Kim: Your name is Kim, my name is Kim, and everyone calls me Wei.

Wang Dapao: Sanitary napkins?

Jin Weisheng: That's right! Because I love cleanliness! People call me that.

Wang cannon: then you must be very popular with the ladies in the unit!

Jin: Generally speaking, the overall situation is the third kind. Ok, please report the hygiene situation to me!

Cannon Wang: What's the hurry? Comrade Jian Jin, let's talk after dinner! Chef Li, serve the food quickly! (Chef Lee appears)

Chef Li: Wang Guangong, what are you shouting? The food is not ready yet.

Jin Weisheng: Wait, what do you do?

Chef Li: I'm a chef in the canteen, and I'm also the vice minister of health.

Kim: Oh, the health regulations stipulate that chefs must be clean and all chefs must wear working hats. Why don't you wear it?

Chef Li: Are you bald, too?

Jin Weisheng: What if you were longer? I just fell into the rice again! This is the food safety problem!

Chef Li: It has been abandoned for more than ten years! Thank god if it can grow!

Kim: Pay attention next time!

Chef Li: I ... (want to say something)

Wang Cannon: Fat Li, people are right. You should wear a hat! Usually food smells like hair oil!

Chef Li: OK, I'll wear it after summer.

Jin Weisheng: It's you! Tell me about the hygiene here!